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Evaristo Carriego

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4155 on: November 17, 2011, 01:26:26 pm »
Came upon a boomer followed by a few stragglers. Wasted a .22 LR mag on the fat guy to no avail. Said fuck it and prepped my SKS, I didn't get to to finish a clip before I was flanked by a mini horde. I tried to leg it but was completely overwhelmed.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4156 on: November 17, 2011, 01:27:40 pm »
Came upon a boomer followed by a few stragglers. Wasted a .22 LR mag on the fat guy to no avail. Said fuck it and prepped my SKS, I didn't get to to finish a clip before I was flanked by a mini horde. I tried to leg it but was completely overwhelmed.

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Ehndras

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4157 on: November 17, 2011, 03:18:57 pm »
Quote from: Sentientdeth on November 17, 2011, 11:11:30 am
So, I've got a pretty substantial group of people being trained in combat.  Nobody is armed, and there are no weapons in the building.  After 15 years of people prostituting out of the Downtown apartments, the police show up, and I have my people give up, even though they could probably beat the police to death with their bare hands at this point, as I have manipulated the legal system so powerfully that no charge will stick, and I've got half a million dollars for legal bills.  Well, the police murder everybody in the apartment, which includes everyone on my active team.  I lose contact with my massive network of sleeper agents and game over.

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NICE. Love me some LCS.

Your one mistake was to have leaders together, or have everyone in one hideout. ALWAYS spread your men around, and keep your leader all alone in a separate warehouse so he doesn't die and end your game.

Nothing sucks worse than ONE raid ending your entire game. Easy to prevent, though.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4158 on: November 19, 2011, 11:55:52 am »
Playing Gambciv mod for Battle for Wesnoth. Spend roughly forty turns preparing a roadway and training up an army of longbowmen and dragoons to go and crush another players kingdom. I've got plenty of farmland and woodlands, but he has a river with deep water and some mountains nearby, which I want badly. It'll take about six turns for my army to reach him, so I figure I'll get some resources accrued so I can rush buildings once he's dead. Send a peasant into the woods, discover a horde of woses sneaking past my army. He crushed me  :(.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4159 on: November 19, 2011, 07:48:33 pm »
Was the only casualty in the very first goblin raid. I got slashed in the upper arm, walked to the hospital, and then realized that there was no water on the map (and I hadn't hit the caverns yet.)

Died of thirst. DF.
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Ehndras

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4160 on: November 19, 2011, 07:56:10 pm »
Lasted the whole day, killing zed with my machete while stockpiling supplies. Had just hit a major food find and was hauling my loot to my temporary base when I decided I'd take everyone's advice and try using the subway system to travel safely.

...Fast forward 30 seconds.


I was murdered by half a dozen cannibals and a sewer rat. Something about having gone animalistic and insane makes those damn cannibals take a hell of a beating via machete, and even half a clip point-black didn't do much.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4161 on: November 19, 2011, 09:40:00 pm »
Got my capital to max status, tried to save when the power gave out..
Spectral Force Genesis.
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MaximumZero

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4162 on: November 19, 2011, 11:43:44 pm »
Was wounded, sitting in a hospital bed waiting to be splinted (broken hand from a Goblin Maceman) when...

A vile force of darkness arrives!

In the battle, we lose 38 dwarves. Tantrum spiral ensued. I went berserk, killed a nurse and two guards before finally succumbing to an axe in the brain.

MaximumZero has been struck down.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4163 on: November 20, 2011, 12:06:49 am »
Quote from: Ehndras on November 19, 2011, 07:56:10 pm
Lasted the whole day, killing zed with my machete while stockpiling supplies. Had just hit a major food find and was hauling my loot to my temporary base when I decided I'd take everyone's advice and try using the subway system to travel safely.

...Fast forward 30 seconds.


I was murdered by half a dozen cannibals and a sewer rat. Something about having gone animalistic and insane makes those damn cannibals take a hell of a beating via machete, and even half a clip point-black didn't do much.

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AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.


As for me, i got drunk, then stripped off my clothes and got someone to open the Engine Core's doors then close them after a couple seconds so i had time to get into the Core but without leaking too much burning Plasma. I made this Dwarfy sacrifice, to attempt to fuel the Engine using only the Dwarven Wine in my body.

As of this typing, the other crew still haven't been able to get my body outta there :P.

Spacestation 13, BS12 server.
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Ehndras

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4164 on: November 20, 2011, 12:08:34 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on November 20, 2011, 12:06:49 am
Quote from: Ehndras on November 19, 2011, 07:56:10 pm
Lasted the whole day, killing zed with my machete while stockpiling supplies. Had just hit a major food find and was hauling my loot to my temporary base when I decided I'd take everyone's advice and try using the subway system to travel safely.

...Fast forward 30 seconds.


I was murdered by half a dozen cannibals and a sewer rat. Something about having gone animalistic and insane makes those damn cannibals take a hell of a beating via machete, and even half a clip point-black didn't do much.

Quote from: Mangled on November 13, 2010, 03:12:42 am
AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

Figured it was extremely obvious, considering how many times a week Cataclysm is mentioned, and how I had just posted another 'how I last died' with the same game. :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4165 on: November 20, 2011, 12:11:54 am »
Even if it's obvious, dude, it's still mandatory.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4166 on: November 20, 2011, 05:23:29 am »
I would've guessed it as Rogue Survivor to be honest.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4167 on: November 20, 2011, 06:15:57 am »
Fell down some ftaires.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4168 on: November 20, 2011, 06:19:27 am »
Got hit with a reverse spinning hook kick to the back of the skull from a Chinese general, resulting in instant, ridiculous, and hilarious decapitation.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4169 on: November 20, 2011, 06:23:02 am »
Quote from: Darvi on November 20, 2011, 06:15:57 am
Fell down some ftaires.

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