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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4125 on: November 10, 2011, 12:28:05 am »

Used a blue shell. Then drove into first place.

Almost as bad as when I red shelled myself. Yes, it is possible. No, I don't know why.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4126 on: November 10, 2011, 01:41:43 am »

Drank deeply from a bottle of whiskey, then stepped on a land mine.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4127 on: November 10, 2011, 02:15:47 am »

Got so fat (and repeatedly drunk (a 4 drink minimum; bottles), and smoked like a chimney) I was actually slowing down and passing out once in awhile. A fellow crew member lended me a mysterious drink which knocked me out for good (turned out to be at least 2 concentrated doses of chloral hydrate (or at least I gulped down that much and couldn't finish the drink)). Combine a fatal dosage of knockout juice with my terrible fatness, and you've got the makings of a dead man, which supposedly couldn't get revived nor properly cloned (apparently the cloner and reviver didn't work (power issues maybe), and I was so bad off that I lost enough HP to die a minimum of 50 times over), so as a disembodied brain I witnessed my body become the next meal on the menu (5/95 marbling ratio; Majority is fat).


Before that, I got hacked apart by a mad butcher, and was turned into funny food and a clownburger.

And before that, I was wandering the station as a janitor, setting up slippery traps here and there, until a brown-out occurred and knocked out my connection. I get back on only to discover I'm in the middle of the remains of a nuked chapel wing of the station, which has also caused an air leak in the main halls; which also contributed to some of the passing out in other decks with the most recent death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4128 on: November 10, 2011, 02:34:12 am »

I'm rampaging through an enemy base in a walking tank. I have a minigun on one arm, a hydraulically-powered stabbing knife on the other, with an explosive cannon on the front. Infantry, other walking tanks, flying machines - all fell to my wrath.

Then some gas-mask mook knifes me from behind, exploding the tank and killing me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4129 on: November 10, 2011, 03:01:41 am »

I was in a powerful team. We were working together as a cohesive unit. We had defended the intelligence from disaster, with a powerful tower blocking access and many bunkers. We defended everything with lightning reflexes, when suddenly we fell, one after the other. I was the last to go. On 2hp I ran. Then, I was shot in the back.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4130 on: November 10, 2011, 04:07:56 am »

Creeper! -tssboom-
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4131 on: November 10, 2011, 06:37:28 pm »

Saw a zombie brute come running at me from across the street. Loaded up my Mossberg and rushed to meet it because headshots with shotties are usually one hit wonders. Turns out birdshot just bounce off of their skin. In a panic I tried switching to 00 rounds but I was brutalized. On a positive note, I spawned in some dude's heavily fortified safehouse. Thank you mysterious hoarder!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4132 on: November 10, 2011, 07:28:25 pm »

the squad was moving outside of the engagement zone, making a wide circle for taking the other side of the enemy camp.

suddenly, we got caught in cross fire; wider than us, far away from the engagement zone up on a nearby hill, an enemy spotter signaled our presence.

we pushed forward and put a small cottage between us and the main engagement zone, disembarked and engaged the spotter's squad while panic was getting the hold of some member of the squad.
In the fight that ensued, three of the eight members plus the driver got killed. secured our flank, we called in some air reinforcement and a supply truck for push toward the enemy, that in the meantime closed from the engagement zone and called more reinforcements.

Down to six man, we started taking turns at picking some shot around the corner of the house, while the medic worked to patch us up. Meanwhile, further enemy reinforcements came on our position, and we started taking heavy fire. Suddenly the cottage collapsed, due the heavy fire and artillery fire that was now on us; killing nearby soldiers.

Down to three men, we used the rubble as trench while firing onto the enemy that was, by now, getting onto us from 180 deg. An enemy battalion of paratropers then was dropped on our backs. Outgunned and outnumbered, defeat was only a matter of time.

Further retreating in the rubble and low on ammo, we started firing like there was no tomorrow, killing enemies left and right. We took a got quite a few, before getting killed by a rocket fired onto our position, which killed everyone.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4133 on: November 11, 2011, 09:49:00 am »

Level 5 Elven Paladin. Ran into a revenant Multitude cultist, who summoned a fire genasi Multitude cultist. Who summoned a celestial bloodhost eye. As I was trying to get down into a corridor so I could manage the mobsplosion, the eye cast Boiling Blood on me. I tried countering it with Cure Light Wounds, but the damage was coming too fast. In desperation I drank an unidentified potion, hoping it would heal me or remove the spell.

It was a Potion of Light. DOH.
My blood foamed up out of my body like overheated pasta water.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4134 on: November 11, 2011, 02:08:12 pm »

Level 5 Elven Paladin. Ran into a revenant Multitude cultist, who summoned a fire genasi Multitude cultist. Who summoned a celestial bloodhost eye. As I was trying to get down into a corridor so I could manage the mobsplosion, the eye cast Boiling Blood on me. I tried countering it with Cure Light Wounds, but the damage was coming too fast. In desperation I drank an unidentified potion, hoping it would heal me or remove the spell.

It was a Potion of Light. DOH.
My blood foamed up out of my body like overheated pasta water.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4135 on: November 11, 2011, 02:20:09 pm »

From my limited experience from a long time ago, I'm pretty sure it is still ASCII.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4136 on: November 11, 2011, 07:15:35 pm »

While no one technically died, I failed to get Mona Lisa hooked up with Leonardo Da Vinci. The fact that the music choice is a terrible song didn't help.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4137 on: November 11, 2011, 07:48:39 pm »

The Chaos Space Marines got into my base while i was busy leveling their 2nd base and not paying attention.
They blew up my HQ, and i had to flee the battlefield.
Some Grot will have to pay for that!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4138 on: November 11, 2011, 07:49:46 pm »

Head asploded from looking at the UI.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4139 on: November 11, 2011, 08:01:06 pm »

4 Genetics researchers in the start of the game? RAEGQUIT

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