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[Reudh]

A ping of 3568. And 30% packet loss.

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TF2... and everything else...

Ouch, man. I'm sorry your internet connection is held by a radio antenna welded to a rusty metal bowl.

My worst ever was wireless broadband in suburban Australia. It disconnected and connected so rapidly that I was able to sort of have a stable connection. Playing WoW my worst ping got to 7855ms- and SA:MP it got to 46000 before the server kicked me for 'slowing the drivers'.

[Angel Of Death]

I had killed several hundred people. The police were onto me, they knew what I was doing. Eventually, they raided my house, finding me. I charged at them with a knife, but I was shot down. I still felt alive... I couldn't have been dead. I rose as a zombie, hungry for human flesh. The bullets were harmless against me, simply embedding in my flesh which now had no use. I broke their necks, one by one and exited my house, filled with rage at mankind. I hunted people at night, devouring their flesh and cutting their bodies apart. Eventually, the SWAT caught up with me. I was shot until I could no longer move. My head was then crushed and my body set ablaze.

[Ultimuh]

Drowned in a pool in my back yard.
Didnt realize how tired I was before I decided to take a swim.

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The Sims 3

[Tarran]

I had killed several hundred people. The police were onto me, they knew what I was doing. Eventually, they raided my house, finding me. I charged at them with a knife, but I was shot down. I still felt alive... I couldn't have been dead. I rose as a zombie, hungry for human flesh. The bullets were harmless against me, simply embedding in my flesh which now had no use. I broke their necks, one by one and exited my house, filled with rage at mankind. I hunted people at night, devouring their flesh and cutting their bodies apart. Eventually, the SWAT caught up with me. I was shot until I could no longer move. My head was then crushed and my body set ablaze.

*Ahem*

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.
Seriously guys, just spoiler it or something.
(Repeat offenders shall be called names.)

Someone's gonna quote it and scream it at you eventually so I might as well save some people some time by doing it myself. Without the oversized text, of course, since it's rather... crude in my opinion.

[Angel Of Death]

I had killed several hundred people. The police were onto me, they knew what I was doing. Eventually, they raided my house, finding me. I charged at them with a knife, but I was shot down. I still felt alive... I couldn't have been dead. I rose as a zombie, hungry for human flesh. The bullets were harmless against me, simply embedding in my flesh which now had no use. I broke their necks, one by one and exited my house, filled with rage at mankind. I hunted people at night, devouring their flesh and cutting their bodies apart. Eventually, the SWAT caught up with me. I was shot until I could no longer move. My head was then crushed and my body set ablaze.

*Ahem*

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.
Seriously guys, just spoiler it or something.
(Repeat offenders shall be called names.)

Someone's gonna quote it and scream it at you eventually so I might as well save some people some time by doing it myself. Without the oversized text, of course, since it's rather... crude in my opinion.

It's a pen and paper game I've been working on. It is currently nameless. It started out as a serial killer game, but now it's just a "Go fucking berserk and kill everybody in your city" game. It can still be played as a serial killer game, though.

[Yoink]

Drowned in a pool in my back yard.
Didnt realize how tired I was before I decided to take a swim.

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The Sims 3

Ahahahaha that is just... Sad. Too long have I gone without any Sims goodness, I'll have to pick up a copy sometime!

[timferius]

I took on one of the Dragon Lords too early, and he proceeded to wreck me completly. I also had forgot to rest or heal my fatigue, so Deathtouch was useless...

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Runebound, board games count, right?

[Zrk2]

I didn't actually die, but it certainly felt like it. (EU3)

Let me count the ways:

1. Inherit fullsized Hungary as Autria, so I figure there goes 30 years to suppressing revolts.
2. The Protestant reformation kicks off and I decide that I like Protestantism, so now here comes revolts in all my catholic provinces (read: all of them.)
3. Burgundy (who hasn't collapsed yet, but I'm working on it) attacks me and forces me to fight them for several years, until my war exhaustion hits 10.
4.
5. My whole nation is dark red with revolts. It's worse than when I westernized Byzantium.

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By zrk2 at 2011-10-21

[Necro910]

I had killed several hundred people. The police were onto me, they knew what I was doing. Eventually, they raided my house, finding me. I charged at them with a knife, but I was shot down. I still felt alive... I couldn't have been dead. I rose as a zombie, hungry for human flesh. The bullets were harmless against me, simply embedding in my flesh which now had no use. I broke their necks, one by one and exited my house, filled with rage at mankind. I hunted people at night, devouring their flesh and cutting their bodies apart. Eventually, the SWAT caught up with me. I was shot until I could no longer move. My head was then crushed and my body set ablaze.

*Ahem*

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.
Seriously guys, just spoiler it or something.
(Repeat offenders shall be called names.)

Someone's gonna quote it and scream it at you eventually so I might as well save some people some time by doing it myself. Without the oversized text, of course, since it's rather... crude in my opinion.

It's a pen and paper game I've been working on. It is currently nameless. It started out as a serial killer game, but now it's just a "Go fucking berserk and kill everybody in your city" game. It can still be played as a serial killer game, though.

Sounds awesome. How the hell did you come back to life, though?

[Kaleb702 Games]

"Launch sequence engaged..." a computerized voice intoned. Two of the three green astronauts were terrified, while one was distantly grinning. The engines started up, the sound deafening all at the launch station. The rocket flew higher and higher, until reaching it's peak of flight. Then the separation started. "BOOM!" the decouplers yelled, and the engines flew away, into the shore.

The pod orbited for a second, slowly falling, until it hit harder gravity, and began to plummet. Screams were heard over the radio, until suddenly the SAS spoke again, "Parachute launched." calming the Kerbals. The pod fell, fell and fell... right into the land. The landing was not as soft as hoped, and the SAS exploded, sending the pod to explode.

The Kerbals had been lost. Again. They would turn up eventually... Wishing they didn't have to, of course.

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Kerbal Space Program

[Kilroy the Grand]

I was surrounded by 4 drakes, each of them spewing electricity and snaping at me with their jaws. I tried to overwhelm them with bolts of fire, but alas they broke through my shield and fried me to death.

[Squanto]

My modified crab gun broke because I suck at lua and instead of a shotgun effect it spat out an endless stream of crabs/crab gibs that could not be stopped.  Somehow this caused me to explode.

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Cortex Command

[trees]

I had a bit too much fun flying circles around a station that orbited Neptune and crashed in to it at the highest speed my little scout could muster, sending little pieces of me and the ship everywhere.

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X3: Terran Conflict

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I got killed several times while attempting to recover my horse from some salvagers with pipes, then I went to the garage and had it towed and couldn't mount it so I rage quit.

[Kaleb702 Games]

"Monster detected: Turn run mode off"
"Oh just a zombie. I'll just go around it."
Turns out, right around it was right into it. And "it" was "them". To be specific, 6 of them, and I didn't invest any points into strength.

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Catacylsm