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[Urist Mcinternetuser]

I was the geneticist, who dragged his monkey to the escape shuttle, strapped him in, and then tried to get another one. Then, realizing it was hopeless I ran back, and started lagging right next to the shuttle, I was opening the door as it launched, sucking me into space.

[Criptfeind]

A system killer came out of nowhere and blew through my fleet, which was still recovering from a huge attack by the damn space tuna. So I lost that world. Then I noticed that the line it is moving on goes right though the center of my tightly packed empire... And there would be no way to raise anything close to a big enough fleet to ever stop it.

Fuck.

[adwarf]

A system killer came out of nowhere and blew through my fleet, which was still recovering from a huge attack by the damn space tuna. So I lost that world. Then I noticed that the line it is moving on goes right though the center of my tightly packed empire... And there would be no way to raise anything close to a big enough fleet to ever stop it.

Fuck.

Game?

Also.


I was killed by a Deathclaw after having it chase me down with me only having hit it twice with my Varmit RIfle, and as I switched to my Shotgun fired a shell, and went to heal the slow ass pip boy didn't reach the menu screen before the Deathclaw got the last hit.

Fallout New Vegas

[Eagle_eye]

I tripped on the stairs while wielding a cockatrice corpse

nethack

[SirAaronIII]

YAAAAAAAAKS
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

[MaximumZero]

Nemelex Xobeh killed me with a deck of summoning. See, I drew a card because I was facing a sky beast and a pack of gnolls with a commander. So I pulled out my as of yet unknown deck, pulled the top card, and summoned a Hellwing that somehow managed to kill me in one hit.

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

(Sorry about that.)

[adwarf]

Nemelex Xobeh killed me with a deck of summoning. See, I drew a card because I was facing a sky beast and a pack of gnolls with a commander. So I pulled out my as of yet unknown deck, pulled the top card, and summoned a Hellwing that somehow managed to kill me in one hit.

People please list your game name we don't know every game their is. (Game?)

[ThtblovesDF]

Ah ss13...

I don't die. I make everyone else die. Then I get as close to dieing as I can:

[Kaleb702 Games]

Game crashed.

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What game doesn't? To be specific, testing out FreeCol.

[Matz05]

What kind of "DOOMSDAY DEVICE" was that?

Did you bomb something important? Superheat the atmosphere? Open all the doors at once? Replace the atmosphere with plasma?

[Roboboy33]

2 inches of water. Nuff said.

[jc6036]

I pulled a gun at a poker game in some western saloon, and somehow everyone there pulled large guns out of nowhere and killed me within 5 seconds.

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Red Dead Redemption. Dont hate me! *cringe*

[Yoink]

Why would we hate you for playing RDR?
It's more fun if you gun down the lot of 'em in seconds, though, before they can so much as drop their cards.

Aaaand my last death was... Damn, I having been dying in videogames much lately. Better change that. Time for IVAN!

[sonerohi]

Creeper blew up and knocked me off the side of my building. I would have been fine, but for the skeleton that knocked me into the lava moat. Minecraft woes.

[EagleV]

I was on a motorbike in my pimp suit, chasing 4 samurai, when out of nowhere the car of a voodoo priest crashed into me and my bike exploded.

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Saints Row 2

Before that, my eardrums and health potions, and subsequently my brains, popped from the high-pitched screams of a guy I couldn't even see.

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IVAN