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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3315 on: August 13, 2011, 10:39:26 am »

Of course, because good presidents nuke nuclear powers, even with MGD.
They were commies, it was a necessity. I certainly hope you are not a Communist sympathizer, citizen.
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They also tell what game the most recently died in.
Perhaps, citizen, you were not paying attention to your President's amazing exploits.
I was playing Shadow President, and everything was going so well until my inexperience lead me to losing the invasion of Iraq.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3316 on: August 13, 2011, 10:41:01 am »

Ah yes, I missed that first part. . . . . .
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3317 on: August 13, 2011, 12:09:53 pm »

That games sounds... Awesome.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3318 on: August 13, 2011, 12:13:53 pm »

That games sounds... Awesome.
And it only took a month of being in office for me to irreparably damage human civilization and be assassinated.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3319 on: August 13, 2011, 12:34:50 pm »

It sounds like the perfect game for people as sadistic as Dwarf Fortress players!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3320 on: August 13, 2011, 12:44:04 pm »

Did Canada survive?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3321 on: August 13, 2011, 01:16:26 pm »

Did Canada survive?

Canada always survives. Always. They then become the highest Quality of Life nation due to America always ending in shambling ruins after 5000 ICBMs are launched at your country. It's probably due to their pact with the USSR, don't tell anyone.

Anyway, my most recent death happened in Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup. I was playing as a Troll Beserker (Hahahaha!) and I had just killed Ijyb, one of the unique monsters. He is pretty weak, especially for a TrBe. I walked into a group of orcs, about 4 orcs and an orc wizard. The orcs themselves were easy prey, and only took about 5 turns to take down. I managed to also score some hits on the wizard himself, but he became invisible. I was left swinging unsuccessfully in all directions. He was hitting me hard, trolls are too big for most armor types and I only had a robe on. I went beserk for the health boost, and I still couldn't hit him. Right after that I hit him, he was standing right in front of me. Due to beserk leaving you exhuasted after using it, you can't go into it again until after about an eight turn or so cooldown. Of course, this brought me down to about 11/72 HP. I took one swing at him, then another, but I missed both and he hit me twice, bringing me down to 2 HP. It was now or never, and I took one last swing at him. I completely missed, and he impaled me on his spear.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3322 on: August 13, 2011, 01:28:25 pm »

Hey, Canada is awesome! It's like the USA, but it cares less (not always a good thing!). I live there!

And do I sense (through completely NORMAL, non-mutation-related means) someone who plays Paranoia? The Commie jokes and love of dystopias match what I read about it. Awesome game, but I would have no one to play with.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3323 on: August 13, 2011, 01:32:51 pm »

Aaargh, I lost my spriggan artificer in the swamp after clearing lair down to level 7 in crawl. Damn those swamp dragons.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3324 on: August 13, 2011, 01:35:25 pm »

Lag.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3325 on: August 13, 2011, 01:39:40 pm »

Valkyria chronicles, on a late mission where you're flanked by two giant tanks.  I just took down one, on my way to kill the other...  When the cannon turret (that hadn't done anything all game) took a pot shot at my commander's tank and one shot it.  I swear it was sleeping before then, agh!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3326 on: August 13, 2011, 03:48:58 pm »

Is Shadow President abandonware?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3327 on: August 13, 2011, 03:50:27 pm »

Is Shadow President abandonware?
I think so. Also, how the frak do I run it?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3328 on: August 13, 2011, 03:50:58 pm »

Is Shadow President abandonware?
I think so. Also, how the frak do I run it?
Since it's old, you need to use DOSbox.
http://www.dosbox.com/

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3329 on: August 13, 2011, 03:51:57 pm »

Is Shadow President abandonware?
I think so. Also, how the frak do I run it?
Since it's old, you need to use DOSbox.
From what I've heard, it runs like a piece of shit in DOSbox so you need to run it in XP. I ran it in XP but it's not working.
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