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Phantom

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3105 on: July 24, 2011, 01:41:53 am »
Built some sh*t.
Got it turned into lava by admins.
Got thrown into lava thrice by admins.
Got teleported to TNT building. Got stabbed.
Got teleported there AGAIN. TNT got turned into lava.

Moral of the story, people, is that Nations at War admins behave quite like Sluggo from Solifuge's Livestream.

...Or Loki, especially Loki.
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Ehndras

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3106 on: July 24, 2011, 02:05:33 am »
Sent a Geospatial Survey Ship and a retrofitted lightly-armed Corvette with Jump technology through a wormhome into Alpha Centauri, only run into 4 alien ships. We try to raise contact but to no avail. Next thing I know they've been blown up and a fleet of 8 super-large battleships have arrived on the scene with engines that are 12 times faster than my own, who then proceed to launch a barrage of missiles and annihilate my ships.

Over 600 men and women, a geology survey team, and two Naval officers died upon the day of our initial xenobiological contact outside of our own solar system...

Playing Aurora, these aliens have me WHOPPED though lucky one of the 3 alien races I bumped into are very friendly while the other two want to rape me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3107 on: July 24, 2011, 02:43:08 am »
"Aha!" I thought, upon my initial discovery. "A little stone mine! Finally, I can get rid of these shitty wooden tools!" And I mined me some stone, and all was good.

"Aha!" I thought later. "There's coal down here, too! I can use it to cook some of this fish in the furnace over- wait, that sounds like TNT." BOOM!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3108 on: July 24, 2011, 02:45:30 am »
Lost my level 9 demon spawn fighter to a duo of dissapering orc wizards. I thought I was going to get to lair at last, damnit! 
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3109 on: July 24, 2011, 07:32:50 am »
Via Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3110 on: July 24, 2011, 12:59:54 pm »
Was trying to run away from some pirates in a TP and was about to go through a jumpgate when an M1-M2 jumped in through the same gate and killed me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3111 on: July 24, 2011, 01:37:48 pm »
TROLL GO SMASHY SMASHY
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3112 on: July 24, 2011, 01:44:58 pm »
Set up a good defense and only had two hives left to take out. Then I rushed them with two riflemen and two flamers, but they spawned a shit ton of spitters and took out my crowd control. They then proceeded to take over more command posts. Que ragequit.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3113 on: July 24, 2011, 01:48:56 pm »
*I* didn't die but one of my ships was destroyed. 5 size 9 missiles slammed into it causing a catastrophic chain reaction that blew up most of the systems and made the ship fall apart.

Aurora.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3114 on: July 24, 2011, 04:35:56 pm »
DAMN YOU, RIKU!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3115 on: July 24, 2011, 04:42:46 pm »
A Harpy knocked me off the platform into spikes, and then into water, and as I tried to jump out it knocked me back into the spikes, and then once again the water effectively killing me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3116 on: July 24, 2011, 04:52:33 pm »
I was looking around a cave when I heard a creeper explode some distance away. I wasn't prepared for that since I was in a safe area so I panicked for about three seconds, long enough for me to step into the pool of lava I was admiring before.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3117 on: July 24, 2011, 04:53:40 pm »
I was being whipped by a psychotic American, got so into it that I didn't realize where I was going, got set on fire and was beaten to death with a mail-box. Again.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3118 on: July 24, 2011, 08:22:40 pm »
You've got mail!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3119 on: July 24, 2011, 08:27:08 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 24, 2011, 04:53:40 pm
I was being whipped by a psychotic American, got so into it that I didn't realize where I was going, got set on fire and was beaten to death with a mail-box. Again.

Were from? what game?
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