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[Fjords to Plowshares]

First I got separated from my companions - companions who, being about ten levels higher than me, have pretty much been carrying the party so far.

Then I found them again, only not really; "they" turned out to be asshole shapeshifting plant monsters.

Then I ran out of medical herbs.  That part happened really fast.

Fucking test of faith.  TIME TO GRIND!

[adwarf]

Ahh, Cortex Command. The only game where you can load up a dropship with tons of Crabs and grenades, manually fly the dropship into an enemy base, and then detonate it to blow the sweet Jesus fuckburritoes out of the base.

Yep, and the only game where you can kill yourself with the same tactic (Damn snipers they shot my engine, and poof my base becomes a hole in the ground.

[Phantom]

Ahh, Cortex Command. The only game where you can load up a dropship with tons of Crabs and grenades, manually fly the dropship into an enemy base, and then detonate it to blow the sweet Jesus fuckburritoes out of the base.

Yep, and the only game where you can kill yourself with the same tactic (Damn snipers they shot my engine, and poof my base becomes a hole in the ground.

That's why you drop a CRATE.


And if you have the Nazi mod/watched the Solifuge Livestream, you drop a barrel full of Nazis. Who come free with grenades and are dirt cheap.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Ahh, Cortex Command. The only game where you can load up a dropship with tons of Crabs and grenades, manually fly the dropship into an enemy base, and then detonate it to blow the sweet Jesus fuckburritoes out of the base.

Yep, and the only game where you can kill yourself with the same tactic (Damn snipers they shot my engine, and poof my base becomes a hole in the ground.

That's why you drop a CRATE.


And if you have the Nazi mod/watched the Solifuge Livestream, you drop a barrel full of Nazis. Who come free with grenades and are dirt cheap.

You can't fly a crate.


You could load the crate into a dropship (is that possible?), but in that case you could just go with the dropship in the first place.

[IronyOwl]

You could load the crate into a dropship (is that possible?), but in that case you could just go with the dropship in the first place.

One of my favorite phrases, I believe in this very thread, was "a truly preposterous amount of crabs," referencing an incident involving them being high up and then not being high up. I assume a dropship was involved.

[Phantom]

Ahh, Cortex Command. The only game where you can load up a dropship with tons of Crabs and grenades, manually fly the dropship into an enemy base, and then detonate it to blow the sweet Jesus fuckburritoes out of the base.

Yep, and the only game where you can kill yourself with the same tactic (Damn snipers they shot my engine, and poof my base becomes a hole in the ground.

That's why you drop a CRATE.
And if you have the Nazi mod/watched the Solifuge Livestream, you drop a barrel full of Nazis. Who come free with grenades and are dirt cheap.

You can't fly a crate.
You could load the crate into a dropship (is that possible?), but in that case you could just go with the dropship in the first place.

HOWEVER.
The crate is more like an actual bomb, and you don't have to deal with the pesky thing being shot down.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Quoting fail. And again, you can't fly a crate. If your target is inside a cave or a bunker, then you might not be able to use a crate.

[MaximumZero]

Spah sappin' mah back.

[Frumple]

Oh god. Bees.

I got my revenge, though. Cybermutant carried sledgehammer > bees.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Bees. My god.

I got my revenge, though. Cybermutant carried sledgehammer > bees.

Fix'd.

[Angel Of Death]

After killing everybody in an illegal gun store with an SMG stolen from said gun store, the gang that owned the store decided to send a counter-attack unit to my abandoned appartment (the appartment that I was in). I killed 3 of the people in the attack squad, but eventually got shot right in the chest. I bled out soon after.

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The game is a pen and paper (well, notepad and keyboard) game that I have been working on for over half a year. 'Tis fun, but not even a tenth finished. I've managed to get all the stuff in the game that makes it playable, alongside hunger and thirst systems. Also, a leveling system. [/advertisement]

[612DwarfAvenue]

Just fix'd my fix in my last post .

[Phantom]

Quoting fail. And again, you can't fly a crate. If your target is inside a cave or a bunker, then you might not be able to use a crate.

See, you forgot something.
Crabs are dirt cheap.
What cannot be solved by crabs, can be solved by more crabs.
Or in this case, mods. Or bombs filled with gold. Or crates filled with nazis with free grenades.

Skip to 36:20 to see what I mean. Or 37:20.
And maybe 39:25.
Oooh, and 42:25.

[LoSboccacc]

I was happily spelunking in search  of metal ores and gems to sell when I was attacked by some kind of burrowing worm. I moved to a wide open area and dropped some torches around, to help in navigating the maze of platform and rocks.

Killing the worm left me with low health and a bad relationship with torches as those are unwieldy to drop around as the combat zone moves, so I went to shop for better means of illuminating the tunnels.

I was meet by zombies knocking at my door, so I went for the easy bucks. But that was not a zombie, it was a bidimensional pileup of an half dozen zombies. And that was too much for my gold broadsword. The house was swamped by zombies in no times, and while retreating from the door I went to far and was unable to reach and close it. The demon eyes that followed in got me from both sides and finished me off.

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Terraria

[Jacob/Lee]

Quoting fail. And again, you can't fly a crate. If your target is inside a cave or a bunker, then you might not be able to use a crate.

See, you forgot something.
Crabs are dirt cheap.
What cannot be solved by crabs, can be solved by more crabs.
Or in this case, mods. Or bombs filled with gold. Or crates filled with nazis with free grenades.

Skip to 36:20 to see what I mean. Or 37:20.
And maybe 39:25.
Oooh, and 42:25.

"He dropped a division on you!"
"The entire Wehrmacht has been packed into 3 or 4 crates packed with C4 and dropped through a chute!"