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[xDarkz]

Same game as before...

Was playing as an American this time. Full squad cooperating together, moving forward slowly into a Taliban controlled village. We crept alongside a small stone fence with the occasional bush or tree for extra cover... when the ambush happened. Two automatic riflemen opened up on us almost simultaneously - both at roughly 3 o'clock, unfortunately the same side of the fence we were on. The two in front of me dropped, the rest of us scrambled over the fence and hit the dirt.

Our marksman positioned himself, then boosted into the prone position and started firing at the automatic rifleman - he yells that we have more hostiles coming in from our former ~1 o'clock. I pop up as well and start taking shots at the incoming through my acog.

The firefight lasts for thirty or forty seconds, and ends with all four of us still alive, and a handful of dead hostiles - no more firing. I drop a smoke, and the marksman and I cover as our other two squadmates hop over the fence and drag our two comrades back over and start to revive them.

And, this entire time, we've had our backs exposed to a nice rocky hill... so guess where the next burst of AR fire comes from? We're all dead before we can even locate them.

Great fun!

Oh how I wish my crappy computer could run this awesome game.

[Tarran]

So, I was granting Most-Favorite-Nation trade status to everyone--even the Soviet Union--and everyone was happy with me, trying to improve diplomacy, cultural exchanges, etc... the amount of money I was raking in was amazing.

Unfortunately, FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, my people's opinion of me was dropping to 15% due to my want for everyone to trade... and even though the predicted opinion was going ~40% and the nation was experiencing an extreme economic boom (5% GNP or something like that), they kicked me out.

...

Wow, my people are assholes who love war--NOT.

See, in another game, I was having a fight with Iraq (Gulf War), and my opinion in that game was dropping dangerously low too.

Seriously, WTF PEOPLE, WHY YOU HATE ME?

Next game, I think I'm just going to nuke Iraq or some other nation right off the bat to see if AT LEAST THAT will make people happy.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Shadow President.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Somebody didn't want any newspaper solicitations (click to show/hide)

[iceball3]

Apparently my torch fizzled out and I died.

[Tarran]

Did you get eaten by a Grue? Or did you die by something more boring like tripping on a rock?

[adwarf]

Did you get eaten by a Grue? Or did you die by something more boring like tripping on a rock?

Don't underestimate tripping on rocks many dwarves have lost their lives to pebbles.

[Thump]

Had a small convoy (two pickups and a cargo truck) full of unprocessed heroin that we were driving up to our processing plant. Only reasonable route was right through the main town... I was driving the cargo truck alone, with two guys in the pickup behind me and one guy in the pickup in front. We had an assortment of different weapons - I was packing an AK-47 and an Uzi.

Two black SUVs pulled out from a side road as we went buy and turned their sirens on. Crap. Well, we sort of planned for this - all of the drugs were in the cargo truck. The pickup in the back pulled off to the side, and one of the black SUVs pulled up behind him. The other SUV stayed on my tail.

As per the plan, the pickup in front of me took off and went around a corner to the right. I slowed down gradually, and pulled over right in front of the turn where my bud's pickup was hiding. I heard several brief bursts of fire and got a report over the radio that our rear pickup had successfully taken out the cops that had pulled them over. Immediately I get hit with a stun gun by one of the cops who pulled me over - I guess they figured out what happened. My bud to the right of me opened up with his AK, dropping one of the cops. The other one ducked behind his SUV and I - still stunned - just sat there as he took out my front escort.

A police humvee came blaring up to assist - and ran right over me. Splat.



Epilogue: A few seconds later, the rear pickup arrived and took out both remaining cops. They grabbed the cargo truck and made a successful processing run. $$$$

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Arma 2 OA gain, this time Zargabad Life

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Surrendered my Founder and Second-in-Command because I was confronted with high odds and needed to clear my records. Even with a Sleeper Judge and high court stats, my founder and second still got five consecutive life sentences each. by 2040 the reeducation camp was signed into law and they became Conservative. Things were going so well too.

Liberal Crime Squad.

[NewsMuffin]

"OK, guys, 30 seconds!" the captain said as we neared the shore.
Already the Germans were firing, whipping up the water around our landing craft.
Next, the whistle blew, I hopped over the side of the craft, splashing into the water.
I stumbled out of the frothy waters, heavy rounds burying themselves deep in the sand.
As soon as I had checked my surroundings, I stood up, and sprinted down the beach, closing the distance between me and my prey.
By the time I was about halfway down the beach, an artillery round knocked me off of my feet, and into a ditch. I checked myself for injuries, and was relieved to find none.
I rolled back onto my stomach, and took a careful glance over the lip of the ditch. I was still about 500 meters away from the German lines, beyond my effective range.
I calmed my nerves, stood up, and began my fateful run again, throwing self preservation to the wind. I advanced far ahead of my comrades, who were being raked with MG fire.
Soon enough, the sea wall began to block most of their shots, allowing me to slow down a bit to catch my breath. Soon enough, I threw myself against the rough, rock covered sand.
I checked to see if my rifle could still cycle it's bolt, and was pleased to see that it could. Taking a moment to calm my nerves, and slow my breathing, I climbed the sea wall, stopping just at the lip to line up my first shot.
I fire, hitting the German on the MG square in the head. To tell you the truth, I was aiming for his chest. I adjusted my sights, and lined up another.
Before long, I had cleared an entire bunker, and about half of a trench, before my comrades caught up to me. They kept shouting about how we had to advance up the beach. I took this as my queue, and started running to the cleared bunker. I hadn't gotten half way before I had taken a round to the shoulder, flooring me. The bastards raked my prone form for good measure, riddling me with bullets as I lay helpless.

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Game:
Arma 2: Combined Operations with the Invasion 1944 mod.
I think I got between fifteen to twenty kills.

[MaximumZero]

I was shaken around by an alligator. By the head.

MaximumZero has bled to death.

[ein]

So I was just having a nice stroll in the park when I see this crazy Japanese woman running around naked.
I yell at her 'Hey! You can't do that.' and she runs up to me and chops my head off.
Fucking pinko commie bitches, nothing but trouble...

[Angel Of Death]

So I was just having a nice stroll in the park when I see this crazy Japanese woman running around naked.
I yell at her 'Hey! You can't do that.' and she runs up to me and chops my head off.
Fucking pinko commie bitches, nothing but trouble...

I MUST LEARN ABOUT THIS GAME.

[Biag]

DETHsquad managed to shoot my founder in the body during a high-speed chase. Should have bailed out.

[612DwarfAvenue]

So I was just having a nice stroll in the park when I see this crazy Japanese woman running around naked.
I yell at her 'Hey! You can't do that.' and she runs up to me and chops my head off.
Fucking pinko commie bitches, nothing but trouble...

I MUST LEARN ABOUT THIS GAME.

WHAT IS THIS GAME?

[ein]

Liberal Crime Squad, told from the point of view of some random schmuck lawyer.
It's too damn hard to get a public nudity charge. :I

Let this also serve as a memorial to Freddy Boggs.
A great man, killed for speaking his mind.
I salute you, good sir.

Fuck the Prismsisters.
Fuck them.
Fo cereals.