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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2414186 times)

Darvi

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2550 on: May 16, 2011, 07:18:11 pm »
Fell into hell.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2551 on: May 16, 2011, 07:24:14 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:17:33 pm
That's what you get for nudging the box. :P

Didn't nudge it, bro.  I guess they got confused about why there was a random box of supplies next to their shiny mutant death robot.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2552 on: May 16, 2011, 07:25:05 pm »
Quote from: Vector on May 16, 2011, 07:24:14 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:17:33 pm
That's what you get for nudging the box. :P

Didn't nudge it, bro.  I guess they got confused about why there was a random box of supplies next to their shiny mutant death robot.

"Who put that box there?"
"I dunno, it wasn't me."
"We should probably shoot at it!"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2553 on: May 16, 2011, 07:29:21 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:25:05 pm
Quote from: Vector on May 16, 2011, 07:24:14 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:17:33 pm
That's what you get for nudging the box. :P

Didn't nudge it, bro.  I guess they got confused about why there was a random box of supplies next to their shiny mutant death robot.

"Who put that box there?"
"I dunno, it wasn't me."
"We should probably shoot at it!"
Clearly, Vector didn't have the right superior genes to pass as a cardboard box. Therefore, Nikita.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2554 on: May 16, 2011, 07:30:59 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 16, 2011, 07:29:21 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:25:05 pm
Quote from: Vector on May 16, 2011, 07:24:14 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 16, 2011, 07:17:33 pm
That's what you get for nudging the box. :P

Didn't nudge it, bro.  I guess they got confused about why there was a random box of supplies next to their shiny mutant death robot.

"Who put that box there?"
"I dunno, it wasn't me."
"We should probably shoot at it!"
Clearly, Vector didn't have the right superior genes to pass as a cardboard box. Therefore, Nikita.

Either that, or Mei-Ling called at the wrong time. Silent to everyone else, my ass. That freakin' chirp is loud.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2555 on: May 16, 2011, 07:51:31 pm »
Kung-Fu master supported by a squad of soldiers kicked his way through around 20 of my minions and killed me slowly.

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Quote from: Darvi on May 02, 2011, 03:51:00 pm
I can read box now
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2556 on: May 17, 2011, 01:58:20 am »
Goblin 1-hit broke spine with a silver war hammer. Goddammit DF. I could slay rocs and minotaurs and the damn goblin gets me as her 4th kill.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2557 on: May 17, 2011, 07:32:06 am »
Two Giant Worms out of nowhere while I'm in a cramped mineshaft, with no armor and about half health.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2558 on: May 17, 2011, 07:55:10 am »
The Eater of Worlds has awakened!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2559 on: May 17, 2011, 08:19:03 am »
Skeletor and Eye of Cthulu ate me at the same time...Shadow orbs backfire way too often in release
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Quote from: Girlinhat on July 03, 2011, 04:33:55 am
Or perhaps you're just sadistic and enjoy slow-cooking your goblins/kittens/nobles.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2560 on: May 17, 2011, 08:47:32 am »
Me: "WE ARE MANY! YOU ARE ONE! We will destroy you!"
Friend: "Oh yeah, come on, I'm the Life Eraser!"

Cue an extremely long fight ending with me getting burned to death by a certain Ninja wearing yellow/orange.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2561 on: May 17, 2011, 08:54:57 am »
Quote from: zakkeh on May 17, 2011, 08:19:03 am
Skeletor and Eye of Cthulu ate me at the same time...Shadow orbs backfire way too often in release
The raid was worse :V
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2562 on: May 17, 2011, 10:05:47 am »
Flakpanzer took out my trench with an annoyingly accurate burst, killing a good chunk of my squad, including my NCO engineer, my Officer and my Soldier with a BAR. My gunner, most of my other soldiers and all 4 of my Bazooka soldiers ran for it, leaving only the NCO soldier with a Garand against a Flakpanzer and a few other German Soldiers. Having a decent stock of TP, I order a new bazooka, but it's immediately pinned by the soldiers, then gibbed by the tank. I use my last TP to order a frenchie, but just as I order him the NCO is killed, and the game advances me one screen with only a Frenchie. As soon as the next wave arrives, the frenchie is one shotted by a German Sniper. The Tiger they sent was just unnecessary.

Got to wave 105 without any casualties, though. I was quite proud, and received a ribbon.

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Quote from: Darvi on May 02, 2011, 03:51:00 pm
I can read box now
Also, I am a bit drunk
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2563 on: May 17, 2011, 11:08:52 am »
i got shot
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2564 on: May 17, 2011, 11:12:51 am »
A mook decided it would be funny to clobber me to death when I was killing his friends in very creative ways.

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