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Phantom

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2355 on: April 22, 2011, 08:15:01 pm »
R.I.P. Sir Gerrick, Urza Afalfas, Lt. Illan, Lt. Meris, Sgt. Finde, Addryn the Javelineer.

You will all be inducted into the roll of heroes, you fought well, but at best you were pebbles in the flood.

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Scratch that, happy ending. Lt. Illan survives.
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hemmingjay

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2356 on: April 24, 2011, 07:14:28 pm »
not my own, but this video is awesome and worth watching.
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Phantom

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2357 on: April 24, 2011, 07:25:56 pm »
...You didn't put the link to the video.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2358 on: April 24, 2011, 09:46:07 pm »
sorry, might have been enjoying the libations a bit too much.

http://gamerant.com/call-of-duty-black-ups-grenade-video-seb-80717/
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2359 on: April 26, 2011, 12:30:49 pm »
Started a game with an AI player on my team(locked teams OFF). First thing it does is position troops around my cities, then breaks alliance and declares war. Ceasefire hadn't even fricking ended yet! Ragequit.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2360 on: April 26, 2011, 12:32:37 pm »
The A.I actually does use cheats on Empire Earth 1.

I once lost a match due to my enemy having 8 nuclear bombers. I went into statistics and my A.I enemy had used about 18 cheats.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2361 on: April 26, 2011, 08:23:12 pm »
And yet, I'm surprised Empire Earth doesn't have any entries in TvTropes' TheComputerIsACheatingBastard page(although Empire Earth's page has it).


Also, more recent death. Sneaking through a castle, trying to find(and kill) Hideyori Toyotomi, slaughtering guards by the dozen, beat up a fun-loving loli-ninja, found Hideyori, killed him, found out it was a decoy, headed to the next floor, ambushed by loli-ninja, killed.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2362 on: April 26, 2011, 10:27:06 pm »
I was groped by the TSA. Groped with an axe. To the head.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2363 on: April 26, 2011, 11:36:37 pm »
After getting poisoned by a snake in the early levels, I got impatient and started guzzling potions in the hopes that one was a remove poison potion.
I ended up drinking poison, a potion of confusion, and getting sick, dying from multiple status effects at once.

My next adventurer was killed by the ghost of that potion-guzzling asshole.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2364 on: April 26, 2011, 11:38:37 pm »
"The material is ineffective! The material is ineffective! The material is ineffective!"

Stupid imp.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2365 on: April 27, 2011, 09:48:53 am »
Quote from: Biag on April 26, 2011, 11:38:37 pm
"The material is ineffective! The material is ineffective! The material is ineffective!"

Stupid imp.

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I got that too, turned out the material my fists were made of was very effective :)
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2366 on: April 27, 2011, 11:23:16 am »
RAMMING SPEED!

(cortex command, rocklet + 14 frag grenades + drop ship = 0)
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2367 on: April 27, 2011, 11:26:05 am »
Modded the game to be able to play as whatever demons were genned with the world. Started out as a demon made of snow. Got rammed to death by a bunny. Stupid placeholder materials.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2368 on: April 27, 2011, 11:49:06 am »
walked into the mad chevalier's castle, or whatever it's called. The game called it a Bailey, I think. Go into the first room, swarm of orcs, easy. Wipe 'em out without needing to beserk. Second room, larger swarm. Easy, but some of them are poking me with tridents from a distance. kill 'em anyway. Third room, Swarm of orcs with orc warriors mixed in. Take a lot more damage, those warriors aren't as squishy as normal orcs. Still not hard. Fourth room, new type of orc. Orc knight, huh?... I can't hit you. all your friends are mobbing me and I can't kill them quickly enough even while beserk. Ok, I'll clear out a path to somewhere you can't mob me... low on health, time to drink a healing potion... but I'm beserk. Too beserk to think about sissy things like health. Shit. Time to run.

I died to a 3 damage hit from a bastard with a Trident of Reach. Damnit.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2369 on: April 27, 2011, 01:52:25 pm »
Swiftly attacked by powerful magic.

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