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[Angel Of Death]

Oh, this wasn't my last death, but it's a good story.

We were taking a chopper to the target when the warning light comes on and we hear the beep of death. A missile screams by the window near me, quickly followed by an Su-25. We're freaking out at this point, and it swings around and fires another missile.

Boom.

Heavy damage, somehow the engines are still operable. Our pilot is taking us down for an emergency landing, when the Su lights us up with it's nose gun. Engines cut, we drop the last few feet like a rock, and scramble out of the chopper. It tips over and explodes just as we reach safe distance. We run for the forest, hoping the Su doesn't try to strafe us.

The guy in front of me goes down injured as enemies open fire from the treeline.

I drag him with me as we retreat to the wrecked chopper, blindly firing my rifle one handed. We get behind the wreck and our medic started healing him. We call for evac, a chopper with an escort is on the way. We hold out just barely, and the chopper is on the horizon. Our squad leader calls out an enemy with an AA launcher, and I rush out firing full auto. I'm gunned down in seconds, but in those seconds, my squad lined up shots and killed the AA guy, before escaping on the chopper.

Game please.

[Ochita]

Being able to disintegrate matter around you is awesome.

Until you summon time clones of yourself who are also capable of disintegrating and don't know the meaning of the word friendly fire.

No its not. 1d10 damage? Well... If you count.... 10d10?!?!?!?!?!!!


GET ME MY ICE HANDS.

[RedKing]

After literally hewing a path of gore through a batch of human bandits with nearly effortless ease, I approached the bandit maceman leader.

Shift-A. Easy strike, very solid hit chance on head. Oh yeah...you're going down, mothef*cker.

The Maceman blocks your shot!
The Maceman counterstrikes with her bronze morningstar!
The bronze morningstar strikes you in the head, severing the tendon and crushing the bone through the brain!
You have been struck down.


FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----

[Dbuhos]

Ezio feeling funny ? Are you drunk ? Why did you jump left when I wanted you to jump right.

[x2yzh9]

Oh, this wasn't my last death, but it's a good story.

We were taking a chopper to the target when the warning light comes on and we hear the beep of death. A missile screams by the window near me, quickly followed by an Su-25. We're freaking out at this point, and it swings around and fires another missile.

Boom.

Heavy damage, somehow the engines are still operable. Our pilot is taking us down for an emergency landing, when the Su lights us up with it's nose gun. Engines cut, we drop the last few feet like a rock, and scramble out of the chopper. It tips over and explodes just as we reach safe distance. We run for the forest, hoping the Su doesn't try to strafe us.

The guy in front of me goes down injured as enemies open fire from the treeline.

I drag him with me as we retreat to the wrecked chopper, blindly firing my rifle one handed. We get behind the wreck and our medic started healing him. We call for evac, a chopper with an escort is on the way. We hold out just barely, and the chopper is on the horizon. Our squad leader calls out an enemy with an AA launcher, and I rush out firing full auto. I'm gunned down in seconds, but in those seconds, my squad lined up shots and killed the AA guy, before escaping on the chopper.

Game. FUCKING GAME.

[Earthquake Damage]

Game. FUCKING GAME.

Don't be an asshole.  Ask and/or mention the OP's rule.  Don't just demand "FUCKING GAME" in all caps.

[Peewee]

Ezio feeling funny ? Are you drunk ? Why did you jump left when I wanted you to jump right.

Did you forget to activate your

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parachute

?

[Cheese]

Oh, this wasn't my last death, but it's a good story.

We were taking a chopper to the target when the warning light comes on and we hear the beep of death. A missile screams by the window near me, quickly followed by an Su-25. We're freaking out at this point, and it swings around and fires another missile.

Boom.

Heavy damage, somehow the engines are still operable. Our pilot is taking us down for an emergency landing, when the Su lights us up with it's nose gun. Engines cut, we drop the last few feet like a rock, and scramble out of the chopper. It tips over and explodes just as we reach safe distance. We run for the forest, hoping the Su doesn't try to strafe us.

The guy in front of me goes down injured as enemies open fire from the treeline.

I drag him with me as we retreat to the wrecked chopper, blindly firing my rifle one handed. We get behind the wreck and our medic started healing him. We call for evac, a chopper with an escort is on the way. We hold out just barely, and the chopper is on the horizon. Our squad leader calls out an enemy with an AA launcher, and I rush out firing full auto. I'm gunned down in seconds, but in those seconds, my squad lined up shots and killed the AA guy, before escaping on the chopper.

Game. FUCKING GAME.

Sounds like Arma 2 or the likes.

[Xanatos Jr.]

Game please.

Game. FUCKING GAME.

Arma 2.

[Ochita]

Wild magic turned me into a lady, then it reflected my own death spell...

[Tellemurius]

Goddamn skeletons with shoulder-mounted rocket launchers >_>

[Tarran]

Wild magic turned me into a lady, then it reflected my own death spell...

...What? Game?

[Earthquake Damage]

Wild magic turned me into a lady, then it reflected my own death spell...

Shoulda stayed in school cast Chaos Shield.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I was struck by lightning.
Then by a wide angle disintigration beam.
But after it all, I wasn't wearing gloves

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Shotgun to the face. Star Zoo.