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Psyco Jelly

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1875 on: March 22, 2011, 10:44:37 pm »
Was preparing to fight the boss of the area, stabbed three inconsequential minions for the hell of, ran up to fight her super-tough holy-knight bodyguard, when he hits me and I fly REALLY far back, then stumble off the cliff as I recover, falling into a recess in the cliff, where there is no way back up, and below is a plague-ridden swamp filled with the zombies of unborn babies. Since I have no hope, I kill myself.

Can anyone guess the game?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1876 on: March 22, 2011, 11:24:41 pm »
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on March 22, 2011, 10:44:37 pm
Was preparing to fight the boss of the area, stabbed three inconsequential minions for the hell of, ran up to fight her super-tough holy-knight bodyguard, when he hits me and I fly REALLY far back, then stumble off the cliff as I recover, falling into a recess in the cliff, where there is no way back up, and below is a plague-ridden swamp filled with the zombies of unborn babies. Since I have no hope, I kill myself.

Can anyone guess the game?
Dante's Inferno?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1877 on: March 22, 2011, 11:51:40 pm »
Quote from: AntiAntiMatter on March 22, 2011, 11:24:41 pm
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on March 22, 2011, 10:44:37 pm
Was preparing to fight the boss of the area, stabbed three inconsequential minions for the hell of, ran up to fight her super-tough holy-knight bodyguard, when he hits me and I fly REALLY far back, then stumble off the cliff as I recover, falling into a recess in the cliff, where there is no way back up, and below is a plague-ridden swamp filled with the zombies of unborn babies. Since I have no hope, I kill myself.

Can anyone guess the game?
Dante's Inferno?
I think it's Demons Souls.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1878 on: March 23, 2011, 12:03:54 am »
Yup, it's Demon's Souls. Nintendo hard in the modern era.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1879 on: March 23, 2011, 12:54:13 am »
A training dummy threw a rock at me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1880 on: March 23, 2011, 12:57:59 am »
Quote from: Frelock on March 23, 2011, 12:54:13 am
A training dummy threw a rock at me.
...Wait, what? How is that even possible?

What game?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1881 on: March 23, 2011, 01:02:51 am »
Dungeon crawl.  I died during the tutorial...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1882 on: March 23, 2011, 01:03:50 am »
Quote from: Frelock on March 23, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Dungeon crawl.  I died during the tutorial...
You are going to have some serious Fun post-tutorial, then.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1883 on: March 23, 2011, 06:01:45 am »
Got shot to death by a rabbit.
 
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1884 on: March 23, 2011, 06:25:48 am »
The new officially-endorsed, fan-created L4D2 campaign that's currently in beta is total bullshit.  Hey, let's bomb the bridge while the players are on it, okay, that's a cool effect, and let's instantly incapacitate anyone who's standing in the wrong spot!  Which means unavoidable death if you already went down a couple times.  Also, death-charges should really be at the ends of levels, not at the very beginning.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1885 on: March 23, 2011, 06:46:30 am »
I got cocky, tried to punch someone right before he died to knock him out so I could have fun with his still-living body. He got in a couple of lucky hits to my head.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1886 on: March 23, 2011, 06:49:21 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 23, 2011, 01:03:50 am
Quote from: Frelock on March 23, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Dungeon crawl.  I died during the tutorial...
You are going to have some serious Fun post-tutorial, then.
I find the tutorial to be the hardest part of the game. Mainly because I get slaughtered from pure boredom.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1887 on: March 24, 2011, 05:30:52 pm »
I heard about aliens terrorizing civilians in some city in India. I went to assist.

My team can see a sectoid right outside our Skyranger. We took it down easily with some laser fire. End turn. Nothing eventful happens to me.

Next turn: Send one guy down to guard my ramp. Oh crap, oh crap, two Cyberdiscs right outside our ship. Why we couldn't see them from inside, I don't know. Prime grenade, delay zero seconds. Not enough TUs to throw? Oh crap, oh crap. Meatshield-2, you have more TUs than Meatshield-1. Go down and help.

Meatshield-2 goes down the ramp not quite as far as the previous soldier did. Prime grenade, zero delay. Well crap, he can't throw it yet either. End turn. Hopefully they can cook the grenades without getting splattered.

*Zzt, zzt, zzt* Three streams of hot plasma death shoot out from UNDER the Skyranger. Both soldiers are now dead. They drop their grenades. Grenades go boom.

Despite being mere squares from the explosion, no friendlies were injured. I couldn't continue after such a boneheaded move, though. Cue me pressing the "rewind" button on my time machine. None of the above ever happened.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1888 on: March 24, 2011, 09:04:40 pm »
I accidentally touched a fairy, exploding in a crash of pure power.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1889 on: March 24, 2011, 09:16:04 pm »
Bunch of pimps managed to swarm me and kept on stepping on my face until I died.
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