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[Burnt Pies]

Energy was transported through a portal from another dimension, then fired out of a gun that was pointed in my direction. I survived it, but it really hurt my leg, and I bled out while trying to stop the bleeding.

[Zrk2]

I was playing Stronghold, fucking bear ran into my town, killed half the peasants, and then killed my lord.

Fucking bears man, how do they work?!

[Greiger]

Playing space station 13.  Fixing windows, while clicking on a window with a screwdriver to screw it in place I clicked myself by mistake.  Cue me STABBING MYSELF IN THE CHEST with a screwdriver and bleeding to death in medbay because none of the doctors were there and took the public access medkits instead of their secured ones behind the counter.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Controls were not working, quit.

[Akura]

I was playing Stronghold, fucking bear ran into my town, killed half the peasants, and then killed my lord.

Fucking bears man, how do they work?!

Unless your lord was already hurt to begin with, he should be able to go toe-to-toe with a few bears. Archers help a lot.

[Wolf Tengu]

In Final Fantasy V, I was lazered by Omega, which is basically some kind of Godless death machine.

There were no survivors. I learned that save points actually do things.

[TolyK]

Sniping camper. Make that 5 of them pointing at the main spawn.
I flanked them, then got right up to them, then got hit by a nuclear explosion.
Well, at least I killed those damn ******.

[ThtblovesDF]

Playing space station 13.  Fixing windows, while clicking on a window with a screwdriver to screw it in place I clicked myself by mistake.  Cue me STABBING MYSELF IN THE CHEST with a screwdriver and bleeding to death in med bay because none of the doctors were there and took the public access medkits instead of their secured ones behind the counter.

Ah good old SS13... my first rounds consited of me just taking out my eyes with various things while trying to put them on :3

Also, pissed off cop mode: Sun button, screwdriver his eyes out, just as good as handcuffs.

[Chaoswizkid]

I was playing Stronghold, fucking bear ran into my town, killed half the peasants, and then killed my lord.

Fucking bears man, how do they work?!

It's okay, in Stronghold Crusader you tie them to poles and force them to dance as you exact revenge by removing whatever sense of dignity they may have ever had and turning it into the mocking laughter of children.

[Akura]

I was playing Stronghold, fucking bear ran into my town, killed half the peasants, and then killed my lord.

Fucking bears man, how do they work?!

It's okay, in Stronghold Crusader you tie them to poles and force them to dance as you exact revenge by removing whatever sense of dignity they may have ever had and turning it into the mocking laughter of children.

You can do that in the first one, too. The second one, I don't think so.

[Aenar the Dreamer]

I was ambushed by 3 Vaegir lords. Their 300 troops vs. mine 46... me and my troop managed to kill about half before we fell. <- mount and Blade: Warband

[sonerohi]

Playing Fallout 3, on my way to the GNR plaza. The BoS is guarding me from super mutants while we voyage, and a few have plot deaths, which I capitalize on to steal their power armor. Shortly afterwards, someone explodes a car that I'm standing on.

[ein]

Fell into the sea of molten rock while mining for glowstones.
Again.

[V-Norrec]

Jumping in water, Crash Bandicoot 2.  I'm playing it through again after all these years, just because I can.

[Keita]

Tenshi tantrumed and killed most of my military, as she was friends with everyone else, they all tantrumed as well.