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TolyK

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1365 on: January 30, 2011, 04:33:06 pm »

ouch. I got hit by 23 RPG's.
Simultaneously?
Consecutively?
(and what game?)
Simultaneously. (RPG RPG)
Actually 7 of them were mortars. 1 was a tank shell.
at least that's what they told me.

*psuedo-edit: what the hell. he has a spear.*
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1366 on: January 30, 2011, 04:34:17 pm »

I was sitting at this random bar when a Whole lot of British spies blew their cover by shooting some random guy in the Face, Literally, everyone pulled pistols on the Spies, We were kicking the British Spies's Ass until some random Sergent grabbed his Mp40 and killed basically Everyone in the Bar

I. Fucking. Hate. NPCs (Said random Sergent earned a Level 3 Wanted status, so wasn't a problem)
What game is this?
Sounds like Inglorious Basterds.
Some Inglorious Basterds Fangame, forgot it's name
Awww, I can't find anything of the sort. Only some promotional flash game. :\

Anyway, got tele-glitched into the middle of the sea upon loading and got shot by the omnipotent game border guards.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1367 on: January 30, 2011, 04:55:06 pm »

Annihilated by what I thought was close air support several times before I realized the jets were using air-to-air missiles. Hijacked a helicopter and proceeded to get blown out of the sky several more times before I figured out I was expected to do that at the very beginning of the mission, not halfway through it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1368 on: January 30, 2011, 08:39:54 pm »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1369 on: January 30, 2011, 08:47:06 pm »

Was evacing the ship.  Planning on profiting from the disaster I expected to sell "Genuine Air from the NSV Luna disaster".  For a mint.  So I run to atmos while the pod countdown is happening and grab the air canister that I had been feeding the disposals overpressure into (disposals is constantly overpressurizing.  I take excess air out and store it.) and drag it all the way from atmospherics to the arrivals escape pod.


Unfortunately my air was in an empty plasma canister.  Because that was what I had accidentally made instead of an air canister.  They both perform in an identical fashion, just the plasma canister has warning symbols on it.  I had gone through the trouble to label my canister as "TotallyAir", to prevent people from getting the wrong idea.

Somebody in the pod panicked and threw my canister out of the pod thinking I was gunna blow everyone up.  Not even looking at my label or using their PDA to analyze the contents.  I collected it and they threw it out again, I grabbed it one last time and the pod left without me.  Throwing me into space.

I manage to float back onto the pod landing by throwing bits from my toolbelt, and close the airlock and use my canister of "TotallyAir" To survive in the mostly depressurized hangar.   ...and then a few hours later the lack of power to the ship causes me to slowly freeze to death in a dark empty ship.


Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1370 on: January 30, 2011, 09:20:10 pm »

Set off a landmine with my face.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1371 on: January 31, 2011, 08:13:29 am »

finally got the sense to take some kevlar.

whoops.

I just
Set off a landmine with my face.
, just like the guy above me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1372 on: January 31, 2011, 10:15:50 pm »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?

I take it you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1373 on: January 31, 2011, 11:19:49 pm »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?

I take it you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture?

I got it right away, and now I need more brain bleach..
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1374 on: February 01, 2011, 12:32:47 am »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?

I take it you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture?

I got it right away, and now I need more brain bleach..

If it helps any, the main character is a fairy.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1375 on: February 01, 2011, 12:36:43 am »

"Shatter their sky!
...
Where's my Earthshaker?
*Looks back at the Basalisk, seeing a Krootox Rider, and a wreck*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1376 on: February 01, 2011, 12:46:47 am »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?

I take it you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture?

I got it right away, and now I need more brain bleach..

If it helps any, the main character is a fairy.
I thought tenticles loved schoolgirls, not fairies
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1377 on: February 01, 2011, 03:09:39 am »

Weird fleshy thing grabbed me with its tentacles and [REDACTED].
Uh...wat?

I take it you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture?

I got it right away, and now I need more brain bleach..

If it helps any, the main character is a fairy.
I thought tenticles loved schoolgirls, not fairies
Sure he meant that kind of fairy?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1378 on: February 01, 2011, 10:55:38 am »

I just never thought there would be a game where that kind of thing happens...

but and yea afterward I remembered japan exists and realized that as one of the big video game making countries of course such a game does.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1379 on: February 02, 2011, 07:27:23 pm »

An exploding ninja made me fly into spikes.

(Nikujin; it's freaking awesome)
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