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hemmingjay

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1275 on: January 14, 2011, 12:30:18 pm »

Was seen putting a trace bug on a car and then followed by a bunch of thugs until they caught up with me and captured me. Was traded for a couple of double agents I had previously turned.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1276 on: January 14, 2011, 12:34:30 pm »

Was seen putting a trace bug on a car and then followed by a bunch of thugs until they caught up with me and captured me. Was traded for a couple of double agents I had previously turned.
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Smacking my helicopter into a wrecked ships mast while trying to escape from a giant shark that was trying to eat me
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Aliens causing cancer in my patient while I was trying to drain them also using a lazer to remove the tumors they create... Said patient was probably Jesus.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1277 on: January 14, 2011, 12:35:40 pm »

Missed an attack, which caused my turn to be over. The monster that had tried unsuccessfully to use an instant death spell on my main character three times in a row before....busts out the "instant death for all party members" spell and kills everyone. 30 minutes of farming, down the drain. ><
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1278 on: January 14, 2011, 12:52:02 pm »

An angel offered to resurrect me after my brilliant plan backfired miserably. Dragging the one holding the item I needed halfway across the world to two feet in front of its destination is magnificent when you win the ensuing battle. Otherwise you're just an incompetent cliche villain.

Unfortunately, my adversary had seen fit to relieve me of my shield during my last crushing defeat, which both added nicely to the inept villain bit and rendered him quite capable of one-shotting me. I chose the wrong attack, being anything other than the risky all-out attack, and he handily one-shot me afterward.

On the bright side, it became quite the mosh pit with everyone struggling over that damned ring.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1279 on: January 14, 2011, 01:41:46 pm »

So it turns out if you evade the giant shark long enough he gets bored, then goes away, only to return and eat you helicopter, then you have to fly inside the damn thing, i lasted for a while before it's intestines got a bit too garbled to be easily navigated trough.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1280 on: January 14, 2011, 01:51:10 pm »

Cheese, the game with the tracking bug was Covert Action
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1281 on: January 14, 2011, 08:50:40 pm »

My King was crushed under a white marble castle.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1282 on: January 14, 2011, 09:35:47 pm »

Started up Minecraft. Figured I'd see how long I could live without building a home.

Night 1, the sun starts to set, I'm ready. I scout an easily-defended spot, plonk down some torches around, and draw my stone sword. I pace around the area for a few minutes and watch a creeper down the hill fail miserably at climbing. Nothing has attacked me, it's boring, I figure I'll go explore a bit outside my well-lit haven. Two seconds later:

"Oh, that's kind of a neat natural archwa-" sssSSS
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1283 on: January 15, 2011, 08:59:04 pm »

"Okay , this is alittle creepy...."
*Carrier Comes up the stairs*
"OH MY GOD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI-"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1284 on: January 15, 2011, 10:23:13 pm »

"Damn you Orin!"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1285 on: January 16, 2011, 02:54:09 am »

Fed myself to ferocious mushrooms after falling into a depression due to failing some quest to keep some really weak NPC alive.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1286 on: January 16, 2011, 03:16:44 am »

Mephits... Everywhere!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1287 on: January 16, 2011, 05:33:05 am »

Mephits are deceptively dangerous for their size.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1288 on: January 16, 2011, 09:24:50 am »

Silent Storm. My squad were creeping up to the side of a house. My soldier, Gator, shot an RPG at a sniper in the top level of the building and managed to collapse the entire roof in the process.

A few Germans began climbing the ladder to the destroyed loft in order to take potshots at us, so my grenadier, Rowdy, started lobbing grenades through the giant hole Gator had previously made.

Unfortunately, Oleg, my Engineer, was stood directly underneath this hole, and let's just say... Rowdy doesn't always have such great aim. The grenade bounced harmlessly off the side of the building, fell to earth, and exploded poor Oleg spectacularly.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1289 on: January 16, 2011, 06:06:47 pm »

Demon's Souls, invading as black phantom. The guy was coward and summoned 3 blue phantoms to protect him, I killed 2, almost killed him, but then he managed to summon a last one in the last moments which backstabbed me, it was hilarious.
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