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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Got a cavalry spatha lodged in my brain.

[Dakk]

Suicide by Rocket Propelled Chainsaw. Hell, if it didn't bounce back and hit the grenade I was holding, which detonated in my face, I might have survived with one leg and arm less.

VIVA LA RPC-ION!

Also, not saying the name of the game, cause this way it's so much more amusing

Cortex Command

[Myroc]

In my opinion this thread is much more amusing when you are NOT given the name of the game. Reading the situation out of context is half the fun!

[ein]

For some games, yes.
For others, it's better in context.
My last death was getting my mech run over by a massive tank thing.
The game, though, is an H-game (in part, at least).

[Aklyon]

An H-game with mecha and giant tank things?

[Keita]

An H-game with mecha and giant tank things?

My kind of game

[ein]

Night Slave.
Shooter primarily, but the company added in sex scenes so it would sell.
PC-98 and all.

[Keita]

I actually own a Windows 98, mostly so I can play my C&C games.

[ein]

No, PC-98.
Windows 98 is something else entirely.

[Saint]

Had my half-rotten brains blown out by a cop with a shotgun while my entire personal zombie army tried to dodge the cars and catch up.

Stubbs!!!

[Jervous]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I hate minecraft.

[Megaman]

A few shotgun shells to the face.

[Frumple]

"One of the innumerable titles in the Sim line from Maxis, this game had you running a farm. It was one of the earlier series and not as successful as SimCity. The game appears to be a direct port of the PC version, although being for the PC-98, I kind of expected the corn to sprout tentacles and molest the cows. Terribly disappointed."

No, that's not me saying that. Sums up the system fairly well, though.

Re: Latest deaths: Soul rotx4, fire, shield to the face, fire, massive electric discharge, fire, stop - hammertime, etc, etc, etc. ToME4

[Keita]

No, PC-98.
Windows 98 is something else entirely.

Hurp Durp me no good thinking at. I tend to type without thinking XD will go look for it now.

[ein]

"One of the innumerable titles in the Sim line from Maxis, this game had you running a farm. It was one of the earlier series and not as successful as SimCity. The game appears to be a direct port of the PC version, although being for the PC-98, I kind of expected the corn to sprout tentacles and molest the cows. Terribly disappointed."

No, that's not me saying that. Sums up the system fairly well, though.

Pretty much.
It has something to do with the thing not being able to handle sprites, but being great at displaying static images, so visual novels ended up being the most popular form of game for the system, with probably more than 90 percent of all games being such.