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[Dorten]

My Fox ran away from the battle with some stupid ram. And he had ф raccoon... three thousand damage rushed on my sorry Boar ass

Is this from that one MMO thing that keeps advertising itself with "No elves!  No dwarves!  No humans!"?

Yep

[Dakk]

Killed by Chupacabras while skateboarding out of a plane

Mercenary in a heavy exosuit guarding the waste processing plant.  Oddly, he dropped dead a second or so afterward.  Must have bled to death from all those headshots.

What game?

( Am I the only one getting sick and tired of asking "What game(s)?" )

Hellmoo, me thinks.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

Killed by Chupacabras while skateboarding out of a plane

Mercenary in a heavy exosuit guarding the waste processing plant.  Oddly, he dropped dead a second or so afterward.  Must have bled to death from all those headshots.

What game?

( Am I the only one getting sick and tired of asking "What game(s)?" )

Hellmoo, me thinks.

The first is almost certainly HellMOO, the second sounds more like STALKER (since, as far as I know, there's neither a waste processing plant nor mercenaries in HellMOO (nor does Ioric play it, as far as I know), and you wouldn't know if something bled out right after killing you in HellMOO, on account of being dead, while in STALKER you can see what's going on after you die).

[Dakk]

The mercenary could be interpretated as hawthorn, seeing as he wears an exosuit and wanders around with a mercenary-like behavior, hunting abominations and etc.

[Dohon]

Got splattered when charging an M2 Stuart with my Panzerkampfwagen II. I managed a salvo from my Flak gun, but his shot disables my turret. I go full reverse, while keeping my front armour to his front. 3 shells hit me and just as my turret starts to respond again, another shell penetrates my armour.

The two Leichttraktors who charged in after me, also got reduced to scrap. It took a shell from a Panzerjäger to finally put that little tank of doom to rest.

[Cheese]

Lucky Pulse laser shot took the head off my titan, killing the pilot instantly.

My other 3 titans crushed the lucky git easily, though. Only damage I sustained on two of them was from falling over.

What game?

[USEC_OFFICER]

I fell in lava, and I couldn't reach the exit fast enough before my shields ran out. I'm not even sure where the exit was. Thankfully, it was just after using a save terminal, so I didn't really lose anything.

[Puck]

( Am I the only one getting sick and tired of asking "What game(s)?" )

No. This thread needs a rule for "You have to post what friggin game it was".

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It was dark.

[Ultimuh]

UT2004

Trying to defend the mothership core and failing miserably.
Wait.. how I died?

Well you die all the time in this game..

[Sowelu]

( Am I the only one getting sick and tired of asking "What game(s)?" )

No. This thread needs a rule for "You have to post what friggin game it was".

Personally I think it had more charm in the first couple pages when you just had no freaking clue!  On the other hand I AM curious, so.

Lucky Pulse laser shot took the head off my titan, killing the pilot instantly.

My other 3 titans crushed the lucky git easily, though. Only damage I sustained on two of them was from falling over.

What game?

MegaMek?

[umiman]

Stabbed repeatedly acting as a shield for my team.

[Mephansteras]

Mount and Blade Warband. Not technically ME dying, since you're immortal, but it's close enough.

I had a decent sized army for a new character while testing out some minor modding. About 46 soldiers, I think, a few of which were decently high level. No huscarls or the like yet, but a decent group.

I take on a group of 20 Tundra Bandits. A little nasty, normally, but not a huge threat. Or so I think.

They spawn RIGHT near us in a very hilly region. Literally just a hill over from my start point. No time for me to really get stuff set up, so I throw down a few quick orders and ride off to distract them while my people get into position.

They proceed to very quickly fill me with arrows. At least one or two head shots, plus multiple arrows in my horse, my leg, and my shield.

Having the Diplomacy Mod installed, my people fight on. But not as well as if I'd been able to give them orders, or help. It's a meat grinder. All 20 of the Tundra bandits are kill, but I lose 19 killed and 19 wounded. Ouch.

I'm then immediately attacked by 9 Sea Raiders, who proceed to trounce my poor wounded warband. I couldn't get my forces to run away and I wasn't in any shape to fight myself. I should have just sacrificed a few guys, but I didn't want the reputation hit. Poor choice, I think.

I hate Sea Raiders.

[MirrorIrorriM]

Got knocked into the air by an explosion, only to be shot by a flak cannon 

[PTTG??]

A charred skeleton with a magic physics gun dropped a train on me.