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[ein]

Remember, when dodging bullets and lasers, move out of the way, not into more bullets and lasers.

[lordcooper]

An Oashi noble hired my character to assassinate a beggar for failing to bow to her.

I carefully applied a poison to my obsidian dagger and tracked the beggar down in the odorous slums of the 'Rinth.  I seduced the hideous man, leading him back to my apartment in the city proper, where I made to stab him in the back as he undressed.  Somehow he dodged the blow, before muttering something incomprehensible, which teleported me halfway across the Known world (which happens to be almost solely desert).  You'd have thought she'd have mentioned that the target was a filthy magicker.

Alone under the sweltering sun, I quickly ran out of water.  Throwing myself on the mercy of a tribe of elves, I soon found myself naked and unarmed, running for my life as they hunted me for sport.  I fell into a deep chasm that suddenly loomed open before me and fell unconscious.

I awoke in a daze and set off in the direction the wind was blowing from.  Unfortunately, that was where I encountered a Gith who proceeded to mutilate me, leaving gaping cuts over my face before I managed to subdue it.  Further into the cavern, I was attacked by a swarm of bat like creatures.  This final trial was too much for me and I succumbed to death's embrace.

Quite an eventful half hour really...

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Blasted on the face by an Iosef Stalin tank.

[x2yzh9]

An Oashi noble hired my character to assassinate a beggar for failing to bow to her.

I carefully applied a poison to my obsidian dagger and tracked the beggar down in the odorous slums of the 'Rinth.  I seduced the hideous man, leading him back to my apartment in the city proper, where I made to stab him in the back as he undressed.  Somehow he dodged the blow, before muttering something incomprehensible, which teleported me halfway across the Known world (which happens to be almost solely desert).  You'd have thought she'd have mentioned that the target was a filthy magicker.

Alone under the sweltering sun, I quickly ran out of water.  Throwing myself on the mercy of a tribe of elves, I soon found myself naked and unarmed, running for my life as they hunted me for sport.  I fell into a deep chasm that suddenly loomed open before me and fell unconscious.

I awoke in a daze and set off in the direction the wind was blowing from.  Unfortunately, that was where I encountered a Gith who proceeded to mutilate me, leaving gaping cuts over my face before I managed to subdue it.  Further into the cavern, I was attacked by a swarm of bat like creatures.  This final trial was too much for me and I succumbed to death's embrace.

Quite an eventful half hour really...

What game/mod is this?

[lordcooper]

www.armageddon.org

It will eat your brains.

[Frelock]

That last one was a table-top, yea.  Good 'ol D&D.  I should totally make a short game with that as one of the possible endings, though.

New death was due to walling in on the wrong side of the wall.  Technically that was a dwarf, but I feel so connected to all my citizens, even poor old laborer number 3.

[Rakonas]

www.armageddon.org

It will eat your brains.

I started making a dwarf and then realized that dwarves in armageddon have no beards. (BLASPHEMY)
As a result I centered my entire character around his obsession with beards and his care for his fake beard, to the point of believing he actually has a real beard. I'm hoping it gets approved because I haven't had this much enthusiasm for a character concept in several days.
To stay on topic, I was fighting Saxons and charged directly into a large mass of them. Many of them routed and several of them died before they struck me down. My longbowmen took care of the rest, though.

[Choose username]

I had five kills as an M2 Light Tank and a stupid little SU-18 sniped me out.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Used a ring transporter on the ground to teleport to the airborne Teltak and kill the pilot only to have it crash before I could escape.

[KaguroDraven]

An archer stabbed me in the ass. Daggerfall is hard.

[Lightning4]

Owned by elite elementals sieging Orgrimmar.

[Jreengus]

An Oashi noble hired my character to assassinate a beggar for failing to bow to her.

I carefully applied a poison to my obsidian dagger and tracked the beggar down in the odorous slums of the 'Rinth.  I seduced the hideous man, leading him back to my apartment in the city proper, where I made to stab him in the back as he undressed.  Somehow he dodged the blow, before muttering something incomprehensible, which teleported me halfway across the Known world (which happens to be almost solely desert).  You'd have thought she'd have mentioned that the target was a filthy magicker.

Alone under the sweltering sun, I quickly ran out of water.  Throwing myself on the mercy of a tribe of elves, I soon found myself naked and unarmed, running for my life as they hunted me for sport.  I fell into a deep chasm that suddenly loomed open before me and fell unconscious.

I awoke in a daze and set off in the direction the wind was blowing from.  Unfortunately, that was where I encountered a Gith who proceeded to mutilate me, leaving gaping cuts over my face before I managed to subdue it.  Further into the cavern, I was attacked by a swarm of bat like creatures.  This final trial was too much for me and I succumbed to death's embrace.

Quite an eventful half hour really...

That makes me want to start playing again, I'm not sure if I really have the 8 hours a day I'm likely to end up playing to spare. I really need those hours to sleep and stuff.

[lordcooper]

An Oashi noble hired my character to assassinate a beggar for failing to bow to her.

I carefully applied a poison to my obsidian dagger and tracked the beggar down in the odorous slums of the 'Rinth.  I seduced the hideous man, leading him back to my apartment in the city proper, where I made to stab him in the back as he undressed.  Somehow he dodged the blow, before muttering something incomprehensible, which teleported me halfway across the Known world (which happens to be almost solely desert).  You'd have thought she'd have mentioned that the target was a filthy magicker.

Alone under the sweltering sun, I quickly ran out of water.  Throwing myself on the mercy of a tribe of elves, I soon found myself naked and unarmed, running for my life as they hunted me for sport.  I fell into a deep chasm that suddenly loomed open before me and fell unconscious.

I awoke in a daze and set off in the direction the wind was blowing from.  Unfortunately, that was where I encountered a Gith who proceeded to mutilate me, leaving gaping cuts over my face before I managed to subdue it.  Further into the cavern, I was attacked by a swarm of bat like creatures.  This final trial was too much for me and I succumbed to death's embrace.

Quite an eventful half hour really...

That makes me want to start playing again, I'm not sure if I really have the 8 hours a day I'm likely to end up playing to spare. I really need those hours to sleep and stuff.

Yeah, sleep was good :p

I don't know, just try moderation maybe?  If that's even possible.

@Rakonas:  Yeah, I found it hard to adjust to the Armageddon version of a dwarf.  It helps if you think of them as stumps instead.  New player or past?

[GlyphGryph]

I'm about as successful in Armageddon socially as I am in real life - which is to say, not much. And without being successful socially you can't have much fun in that game (and its STILL a huge time sink )

I love the concept, though, although I'm not a huge fan of the setting.

[Rakonas]

@Rakonas:  Yeah, I found it hard to adjust to the Armageddon version of a dwarf.  It helps if you think of them as stumps instead.  New player or past?

New, though I've heard good things about the game before and only didn't play it due to it not functioning too well with the client I use.