An Oashi noble hired my character to assassinate a beggar for failing to bow to her.
I carefully applied a poison to my obsidian dagger and tracked the beggar down in the odorous slums of the 'Rinth. I seduced the hideous man, leading him back to my apartment in the city proper, where I made to stab him in the back as he undressed. Somehow he dodged the blow, before muttering something incomprehensible, which teleported me halfway across the Known world (which happens to be almost solely desert). You'd have thought she'd have mentioned that the target was a filthy magicker.
Alone under the sweltering sun, I quickly ran out of water. Throwing myself on the mercy of a tribe of elves, I soon found myself naked and unarmed, running for my life as they hunted me for sport. I fell into a deep chasm that suddenly loomed open before me and fell unconscious.
I awoke in a daze and set off in the direction the wind was blowing from. Unfortunately, that was where I encountered a Gith who proceeded to mutilate me, leaving gaping cuts over my face before I managed to subdue it. Further into the cavern, I was attacked by a swarm of bat like creatures. This final trial was too much for me and I succumbed to death's embrace.
Quite an eventful half hour really...