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[Sensei]

Logged back on to find that the crew of my spaceship and everybody in the colony is dead, and my rifle is missing. My ship's hull is on 88% destroyed, according to the corpse-occupied helm station. I walk outside to see some enormous monsters sort of glitching through the walls in my engine room. I try to kill it with my knife, but I can't reach it. Then I get back in my ship, and fly out of the atmosphere of the ringworld I'm on. Unfortunately the monsters fail to suffocate, so I put on my space helmet and go outside to resume my knife fight, this time in space. I manage to get an angle where I can hit the monsters above my ship, and I almost kill on of them, but either I or the monster accidentally hit the ship (yes, it is indeed quite vulnerable to knives, someone I knew kicked their ship out of frustration and had it blow up), causing it to explode. I was killed in the blast even though I was outside.

Also, the tank game is called World of Tanks, it's really fun.

[Eugenitor]

Turns out, trying to persuade the Dark Assembly by force is slightly ill-advised if one of the senators is LV 600 and you're trying to solo the whole bunch with a LV 170 or so Laharl. Even if he has a ridiculous sword and gets all the buffs of the game slapped on him five times.

Then his sword's not ridiculous enough, because with top-tier items levels really stop meaning a whole lot.

[Itnetlolor]

Bogeymen shredded my awesome axeman apart, and my most recent death involved a lasher shredding me apart.

UPDATE:
Got kicked in the head by a bogeyman, and died; all after being pummeled for hours by bogeymen. At least I chopped a few of them in half before they destroyed me.

[Ochita]

EDF stupid homing bullets while falling in mid-air so I could crash my van into a wall and destroy a Control-80 building. IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Cheese]

What game is this?

[0x517A5D]

Lost my house and shop to a loanshark fairy, starved to death while sheltering in a cardboard box in an alley.

[x2yzh9]

What game is this?

Shores of Hazeron

[alway]

Video display drivers crashed in Just Cause 2, causing me to die. Most recent legitimate death was being torn asunder by bogeymen in the recent DF release. Mere minutes after 3 other deaths by drowning, being eaten by alligators, and kicked in the head by a camel.

[Sappho]

My neighbor beat me to death with a teddy bear.

What game is this?

Deadly Neighbors. A flash game by Nerdook. Freaking awesome.

[Akura]

I try to kill it with my knife, but I can't reach it.

Wait, they fixed the infinite melee range bug?

[Leafsnail]

Fuckin' shopkeepers.

[Errol]

Turns out, trying to persuade the Dark Assembly by force is slightly ill-advised if one of the senators is LV 600 and you're trying to solo the whole bunch with a LV 170 or so Laharl. Even if he has a ridiculous sword and gets all the buffs of the game slapped on him five times.

Then his sword's not ridiculous enough, because with top-tier items levels really stop meaning a whole lot.

To be fair, the thing is slightly dated. From when he wasn't quite good enough to grind up on CoO 3. And I only lost 'cause I misunderestimated the damage a little bit and didn't slap Omega Heal on him.

But whatever, brb, grinding up swords (blech)

[Grishnak]

Lost one of my front line mercs, had my monk killed, then 2 rows frozen till they lamed me to death. God damn Atlantica.

[Neonivek]

Lag... Lag killed me.

Actually interestingly enough one time Lag did actually kill me as lag itself. the game Siphon filter generates the layout of the level as you keep going... however if your game is running slowly it doesn't generate the floor in time causing you to, I kid you not, fall through the floor itself. It is actually pretty cool because it looks like they planted trapdoors everywhere.

[Jopax]

Epic last stand was had in my JagdPanther.
It was on a swampy map where the map itself is divided by a river, crossable only on three bridges, each team starts on a different piece of land and each teams flag is located on the other side.I stay to defend our base across the river with some other folks.Most of our team was disorganised and died quickly leaving only five of us alive.Me, two Jagdpanzer IV's a Hummel and an SU-85B.They had an undamaged King Tiger, two tigers, one T1 heavy, a medium and two artilleries.One tiger kills a Jpanzer who was further away from us, we quickly focus him, then the rest of them attacks us using the middle bridge, the rest of my team was sensible enough to listen to some directions, as i would mark a target they would focus it down quickly, we killed three of them this way, their artillery got our Hummel in the firefight.Now there was me, an SU-85B and a Jpanzer against a KT and two arties.Our jpanzer goes off to hunt down their arty while we try to stop the incoming KT, i damage him and hide behind a house, the bastard then drives trough the house and shoots me point blank destroying me.Then i tell our Jpanzer to go capture their base which is on the other side of the map while the SU will block the bridge nearest to our base forcing the KT to take the long way around if he wants to capture it.Our Jpanzer is capturing the base while the KT slowly lurches across the map, the capture was at 80% when he breaks the cover of his bush to shoot the bastard, he is promptly shot in the face and blown up loosing us the game, but oh boy was it a great match