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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2414142 times)

SirAaronIII

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9810 on: September 20, 2013, 09:38:45 pm »

I'd had enough of Agnaktor's crazy homing charges (those are actually easy to dodge I'm just not very good) so I picked up my Diamond Frost light bowgun and shipped out.

I was doing pretty well until I stopped paying attention and started mashing the Y button for no apparent reason, making me drink 2 mega potions when I was already at full health. Whoops!!

Then he hit me with a fire laser and a rush and uh oh I've fainted. Double whoops!! I did manage to capture him and make his precious pleuras into a gun so hooray.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9811 on: September 21, 2013, 12:06:01 am »

My Deep Elf Conjurer rounded the corner and ran right into a six-headed Hydra. Hilarity(and various body parts flying around the room) ensued

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9812 on: September 21, 2013, 03:04:57 am »

Playing a Djinni Berserker, doing well, until I forgot I was a djinni, and attempted to melee with simulacrum without rC.


Beings made of fire without fire based attack < Beings made of ice with ice attacks

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9813 on: September 21, 2013, 11:30:26 am »

The enemy carrier, with 30% damage, and it's mostly depleted fighter compliment, were the only things the Hegemony had in this part of the campaign(the other fleet in another system was still going strong).

I bring my destroyer along. I set EMCON to level 1 and try to approach stealthily(previous attempts at EMCON 3 caused the carrier to flee). Unfortunately, I can figure out how to turn sensors off of passive setting, that carrier has some decent PDBs, and I'm running out of torpedoes fast. My guns aren't penetrating the shields. Worried that it will jump, I ram it. Checking the carrier's status after the mission show that not only did ramming do absolutely nothing to it, neither did the explosion of my destroyer. The only damage it suffered was from the exchange from out PDBs and near hits from the torpedoes(about 3% total damage). Such bullcrap.

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Tried to lead my soldiers, mostly a mix of Empire Pikemen and Sarleon archers, ~245 in all, to attack a major Empire town(eventual victory, which took several days ingame, revealed it controlled about 8 of the surrounding village, about 1/3 of the Empire's territory and split the Empire in half). Unfortunately, about half the 400+ defenders were Empire Knights, who have extremely powerful armor and can shrug off headshots from a Masterwork Siege Crossbow, as well as javelins that can take off 40HP from me and have infinite ammo for them. Meanwhile, all my archers were aiming about a foot lower than they shoot, as evidenced by the masses of arrows lodged in the city walls, well below the openings in the crenellations. Such BULLCRAP.

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Decided to challenge a nine-tailed Kitsune for the hell of it(plus to fill up the Monsterpaedia). To call it "over quickly" would be a severe understatement to both the length of the fight and the main character's... resistance. Such bul- no, that actually was my fault that time.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9814 on: September 21, 2013, 11:46:26 am »

A skeleton warrior sidled up on my hill orc priest (ironically named "Skeleington" while I was power-high on smiting.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9815 on: September 21, 2013, 02:43:42 pm »

Perpetual-Calendar. Again.

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UltraValican

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9816 on: September 21, 2013, 06:19:49 pm »


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Also, Thusis Cultists are surprisingly resilient. Especially when you just whacked their god.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9817 on: September 21, 2013, 06:27:37 pm »

Mining hellstone is like eating overcooked french fries. They're hot, hard, and likely to burn you.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9818 on: September 21, 2013, 07:52:24 pm »

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I believe the 3rd part's being translated now, it only came out a few months ago.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9819 on: September 21, 2013, 07:56:20 pm »

how lewd
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9820 on: September 21, 2013, 08:04:27 pm »

reserving this post so later on i can post in the 666th page.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9821 on: September 21, 2013, 08:06:46 pm »

actually making a post on the 666th page so I don't have to later.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9822 on: September 21, 2013, 08:24:23 pm »

A giant, cybernetically-enhanced, heavily armoured super soldier can easily slice his way through hordes of demons manifesting as his own fears.

Until he becomes insane from fighting said demons and gets cornered while recovering.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9823 on: September 21, 2013, 08:31:42 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9824 on: September 21, 2013, 08:52:09 pm »

Octopode Assassin.    Squishy.
Made it to DL3 before being overwhelmed by the fourth squad of Orcs.

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