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Shoruke

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9135 on: June 30, 2013, 03:07:08 am »

There's a new Raid in Mabinogi. Everyone on the server who could be bothered, vs. the gigantic black dragon and his summoned mini-dragon buddies.

Today it took me just a little bit longer than everyone else to figure out we didn't have enough people, so when everyone else ditched I got dumped with rather a lot of aggro... Then I got stepped on.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9136 on: June 30, 2013, 04:51:58 am »

Got mauled by hyenas.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9137 on: June 30, 2013, 05:31:03 am »

I lost on the first fucking turn.

To clarify, I started a new game, and sent out my colony ship to a neighbouring star, looking for a colonizable planet. The star has an exploration event. Two elite pirates spawn. They go and blockade my homeworld. The two ships vastly outclass anything I can build, and the blockade means I'm not generating any research points, so I can't even invent something can fight them.

First. Fucking. Turn. What the fuck, game.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9138 on: June 30, 2013, 07:58:26 am »

A Titan managed to surprise me while I was speeding around the corner of a building, I got grabbed and eaten.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9139 on: June 30, 2013, 09:54:30 am »

In what has got to be my most pathetic death yet, I died cowering in a 1x1x2 pit. A player with full diamond gear caught me lurking in my cave just below the topsoil, so I dug said pit and jumped in when I heard him coming. I let off of the shift key too early though, and he must have caught my floating nametag because he dug me right out and killed me in a few hits.

Minecraft. He stole all my torches, but not the 40 coal I had in my furnace...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9140 on: June 30, 2013, 11:07:28 am »

Got grabbed by one of the 4 kings mid casting, and my guy decided once he was let go, he would rather scream at the sky then take a swig from his full estus flask and die to a sword strike.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9141 on: July 02, 2013, 07:14:13 am »

2.5 million years after Trichordate civilization left the Earth on space cities, Avians gained sentience.

They progressed normally until they reached atomic age. Fossil fuels were low so I turned them to atomic, and devoted more of their time to sciences.

Then it happened: Nuclear World War. The avians were pretty cruel, so they bombed each other even as I, in fit of panic, lowered their atomic usage.

But alas, it was for nothing. The nuclear fallout and greenhouse gases began the almost irreversible process of turning Earth into rocks. Compare this with pic 100 years later so you can see.

Oceans boiled off and Earth became post-nuclear wasteland. Not 'Fallout' type wasteland - everything was desert.

Avians died off, their domed cities crumbling to dust. The Earth made an attempt at getting new life after I tossed ice meteor on her, but random meteors and volcanic activity foiled my plans. Last 3.5 billion years I watched Earth turn into Mars, before Sun grew into supergiant and engulfed the once lush and green rock that was Earth.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9142 on: July 02, 2013, 07:32:00 am »

So that's what happened to Mars.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9143 on: July 02, 2013, 08:54:07 am »

Random spontaneous dissasembly of my booster stage while trying to get my miner to the Mun

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9144 on: July 02, 2013, 11:21:30 am »

Mutated villagers with tommyguns. I guess my run&gun ratio favours running too heavily.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9145 on: July 02, 2013, 11:41:24 am »

After a short "battle" that consisted of Tavion decapitating seven of my clones with every swing, she turned her attention to me. However, I had forgotten to use the iknowkungfu cheat, so I was pretty much defenseless against the final boss of the game.

Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9146 on: July 02, 2013, 12:21:55 pm »

Ganged up on by flame atronachs, hell hounds, and (not stunted) scamps because I happened to be in front of the group.

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Yeah, on my version when I did that quest for my LP, I died maybe three times to a Kynval who knocked the entire party dead or unconscious and took 40% hp off me with each hit.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9147 on: July 02, 2013, 06:27:50 pm »

Run down by Teutons on my way back to Dumnorix to ask him for more men.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9148 on: July 02, 2013, 06:41:16 pm »

Run down by Teutons on my way back to Dumnorix to ask him for more men.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #9149 on: July 02, 2013, 07:15:06 pm »

A big, fat <3 to you! Its so much fun, but so difficult in adventure mode. The story is fantastic, besides.
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