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Delta Foxtrot

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8385 on: March 06, 2013, 04:43:50 pm »

So I generate a map and the game autosaves. Next to my starting location are two ruins that I send my scout and warrior to investigate. Being the lucky SOB that I am, both ruins spawn a total a four lizardman barbarians who then proceed to wipe out my units and undefended city.

Okay... So I load the autosave and just ignore the two ruins and do some standard early game build up, settle another city and generally do quite ok. I meet a neighbouring faction whom I believe is too far for me to attempt a successfull rush on. Next thing I know, a veritable horde of the said faction's warriors are throwing themselves at my second city. My defenders get a decent kill:death ratio but fall to overwhelming numbers. Down to one city, and a still significant warrior stack stomping towards my capital I start training recently tech'd tier-2 units. Alas, it's all in vain and I once more fall to the superior numbers of the zerg rushing AI.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8386 on: March 06, 2013, 07:18:54 pm »

Got a Hyperion train to the spine.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8387 on: March 07, 2013, 01:05:29 am »

Another victim of a Wandering Jerkface. I mean Jellyfish...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8388 on: March 07, 2013, 01:45:00 am »

I had a rock fall and hit me on the head. 
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8389 on: March 07, 2013, 06:21:20 am »

Another victim of a Wandering Jerkface. I mean Jellyfish...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8390 on: March 07, 2013, 11:46:02 am »

It's called "risk of rain". Do I get something for saving Joey from meteors?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8391 on: March 07, 2013, 12:22:44 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8392 on: March 07, 2013, 12:40:49 pm »

Walhart and and maxed out Risen. Fun.

Fire Emblem:Awakening, yet again.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8393 on: March 07, 2013, 01:18:17 pm »

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As for deaths, I was supposed to bait a golden deer FOE into a cage trap without injuring or killing it.  I misjudged both the distance I had to run and its speed, and it managed to get between me and the door back to the cage.  Needless to say, since I decided to stick to the mission instead of just slaughtering the thing and sending my apologies to the noble that posted the mandate request (or for that matter, using an Ariadne Thread), I got slaughtered instead.  Well, to be fair, the thing was strong enough compared to my level that its trample attacks would have likely stomped my team flat even if I had fought seriously.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8394 on: March 07, 2013, 03:33:39 pm »

I think this game makes enemies extremely tough the first time you encounter them, then scales them way down later. Trandoshan slavers are absolutely brutal the first time you see them.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8395 on: March 07, 2013, 04:14:54 pm »

Incapacitated by food poisoning and eaten apart by wolves.
Hope I gave the bastards indigestion.  :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8396 on: March 08, 2013, 05:29:48 pm »

Dear Teleporter;

Where are you?   Why you let stupid blavk imp and framerate killing clay man swarm me?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8397 on: March 09, 2013, 11:27:28 am »

Well, found the teleporter.  It apparently loops me back to teh beginning of the level.  hmmm, wonder if that big looking one has something to do with it.  More on track, I bet Link felt like I did when Lanmolas attacks in his side scroller.  but I wouldn't know, because that game stunk.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8398 on: March 09, 2013, 11:58:46 am »

Mario World. Damn Hammer Bros.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8399 on: March 09, 2013, 07:35:27 pm »

My friend's copy of Ocarina of Time has Z-targeting set to "Toggle", whereas I always used to have mine set to "Hold". Cue much frustrated button mashing while I try to figure out why the camera isn't going where I need it to go during the Lizalfos fight in Dodongo's Cavern.

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