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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8310 on: February 26, 2013, 04:15:07 am »

Tried to test my kung fu fighter against bogeymen.  I actually managed to kill one by punching it in the face.  But my hubris was my downfall, for in my haste to kill them, one bogeyman shattered my elf's thumb, and that's all it took for that avalanche of darkness and pain to descend upon me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8311 on: February 26, 2013, 05:39:15 am »

Stabbed a Reemilais Man in the back of the head with my small trident, causing him to fall on the ground where I promptly stabbed him to death.

Immediately got in a fight with his children, took one of them out with a splitting axe after getting kicked to a state of significant injury.

Surrounded by the wife, and the remaining children, my hopeless swings to try and take them all down were doing nothing but tiring me out.

They eventually got me on the floor, knocked me unconscious, and kicked me to death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8312 on: February 26, 2013, 03:54:41 pm »

Spawned and exited the shelter.  Moment I got close to the town, at 8:40 I'm being chased by child zombies.  Wow these suckers are fast.  I havent even been able to safely enter a single building yet and already I'm being chased by a horde of little baby z's that are too fast to lose like the normal Zs.

I run through a basketball park using the fence to gain some running room and in the middle of the court another pack of child zombies appear from nowhwere around me. An ambush! I crowbar one to death and book it to the outside of town, I can't handle these guys without any gear to speak of. Then cut through a forest, finally losing the bastards in the terrain. 

Then I'm eaten by wolves.

Time of death 9:40 Day 1.  Haven't died that fast in...I think...ever.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8313 on: February 27, 2013, 11:15:17 am »

Every enemy in the level was alerted to my presence at once. That's SEVEN Mutons, a cyberdisc, and two drones. On Classic. The Cyberdisc managed to hit one of my really good Assaults, knocking him down from fifteen to two pips of HP. It would have been fine if the rookie hadn't fired and missed and alerted the mutons... All seven of them. And then they did the teleport glitch right into the battlezone. Then they got their turn to run into cover.

I only had four squaddies, as my funds were too tight to pay for the laser weapons, to say nothing of squad boosts. And I only had just gotten laser rifles, so my sniper and Heavy were still using kenetic guns. And, as stated, my Assault just took a twelve damage lazar to the face. And one of the four was a rookie because I didn't have any supports, only about five snipers.

The TPK took about two turns. It took five mutons to take down my heavy, which I thought was hilarious, because she didn't have too much in the way of HP (less than ten, I think.)... But my Assault and my Rookie were both OHKOs.

It was such fucking bullshit. Every squad of mutons on the map teleport glitched directly into the firefight without so much as giving my squad time to reload. This is why I stopped playing Ironman. This shit happens all the time to me. That fucking teleport glitch has happened more times than I can count... on classic. Never on normal. I'm not even going to try on Impossible. I'm pretty sure that would just make them tele into the middle of my formation every turn and then have my guys STILL have a 20% chance to hit because fuck you human player!

I like Classic mode because it's challenging when the enemies can't teleport. Why would you make it so they do? Also why do Thin Men seem to never miss ever? You would think something holding a rifle with one hand would be fairly innaccurate, even given it being a light rifle and Thin Men being magical geneticaly modified aliens.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8314 on: February 27, 2013, 01:47:09 pm »

The teleport glitch is just that, a glitch. Supposedly they're working on trying to fix it for the next patch. It was supposed to have been fixed last patch but...yeah, whatever they put in didn't work so well.

The Thin men have high Aim stats and the Light Plasma Rifles give a +10 Aim, which is why they're so deadly. Especially on Classic or Impossible, where the aliens get Stat boosts.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8315 on: February 27, 2013, 05:35:52 pm »

Victory through Extreme Dakka.  Never too much over-kill.  Every muton group gets a rocket to the face and then lasered to hell and back.  Smoke gre'nads  help, actually, if you care for them, and keeping rookies for fodder/xp helps.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8316 on: February 27, 2013, 07:32:43 pm »

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I told my only machine gun squad to set up in a ditch at the edge of an open field and cover the expanse of woods located at the opposite end, from which the British paratroops were pushing forwards. They halted the advance immediately, then came under massive suppressing fire (we're talking an entire infantry company plus one mortar firing at five guys) and mowed down four squads of British shock troops that tried to rush the position from the woods. A small group of survivors remained, most of whom hit the dirt and started crawling back to the safety of the trees, but one brave bastard stayed behind. He sprinted towards the MG nest, across a 50 yard expanse of flat terrain with zero cover whilst being fired upon by two crack platoons platoons of SS Riflemen, and lobbed a single grenade before finally being shot down and then blown up at the same time. It exploded and the entire team instantly panicked and deserted, making it off the battlefield with no injuries sustained, a thousand rounds of ammunition and our only machine gun.

Meanwhile my own grenadiers were moments away from finishing their flanking manoeuvre when the machine gun was routed. The British poured through the break, isolating my grenadiers and slaughtering them after a few minutes of brutal hand to hand fighting. My riflemen didn't have enough time to relocate in order to cover the loss of our gun, and were overrun in turn.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8317 on: February 27, 2013, 09:45:21 pm »

Woke up in my room, inside the Count's Arms in Anvil, to a new world. When I exited the tavern, everything was in ruins, and what was still alive was fighting the undead. I sprint away from the hoard, into the docks and get into a scuffle with an undead argonian. He hits me once before I dispatch him with my sabre, jumping off into the coastal waters to eventually end up into a farm. As soon as I prepare to leave for Skingrad, which may have not been hit by the undead, I get a message, and hear a zombie's groan. I go to third person, and discover...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8318 on: February 27, 2013, 10:12:39 pm »

Skingrad, which may have not been hit by the undead

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8319 on: February 27, 2013, 10:15:45 pm »

Grinder + a pack of Orc Priests (3 of them at once,) vs a DsFi. Stun, Smite, Smite, Smite, dead.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8320 on: February 27, 2013, 10:31:36 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8321 on: February 27, 2013, 11:26:55 pm »

Grinder + a pack of Orc Priests (3 of them at once,) vs a DsFi. Stun, Smite, Smite, Smite, dead.

Minotaur Hunter ran into 4 of them run before last, one of them being a High Priest, after I had used most of my healing on the previous swarm of orcs. Wasn't able to get out of LoS before the Smitery did me in.

Last run was a Deep Dwarf Necromancer who got to D:7 before running into Dowan and Duvessa. Normally that duo doesn't give me much trouble, and indeed I managed to take down Dowan pretty easily. Doing so makes Duvessa berserk, however, and I learned the hard way that she was wielding a short sword branded with antimagic.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8322 on: February 27, 2013, 11:59:25 pm »

Through a wacky and hilarious series of unlikely muscle contortions, I ended up almost flat on the ground while my opponent was slowly floating down towards me. I raised my arm just in time to chop up my opponent, but his sword kept falling and chopped me apart as well. DQ'd when my head rolled out of the ring.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8323 on: February 28, 2013, 01:28:14 am »

I was to busy thinking the lack of oxygen was me dying from the horrible disease to notice the fact that my oxygen tank was out of air and that was why I was suffocating. And I was on the escape shuttle in the medbay area.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8324 on: February 28, 2013, 06:54:24 pm »

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