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[FuzzyZergling]

Ran out of fuel in sector seven, and got blown apart by a passing rebel ship.
Even before the last fight I was struggling, since my ion cannon and attack drone couldn't do enough damage to ships with level three shields.

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FTL

[Alkhemia]

Got my *** beat by Roxie Toxic Spike + Venoshock is mean

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Pokemon Blaze Black 2 Challenge Mode

[Reudh]

Got my *** beat by Roxie Toxic Spike + Venoshock is mean

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Pokemon Blaze Black 2 Challenge Mode

BLAZE black? is that a hack?

Anyway, I found Roxie pretty nasty in the World Leader's Tournament. Steel types are invaluable there, because Ice and Rock gyms are common, and a fighting / psychic to back you up. In my case, I used my metagross (STAB Super Effective 191 attack Bullet Punch is nasty hurt), my surprisingly good Sawk, and in the last place a Feraligatr that is Stall Stall Mc Stallington.

[Absolute Niro]

I slipped while trying to mount my pony. _{if you know what i mean}

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NetHack

[hops]

I slipped while trying to mount my pony. _{if you know what i mean}

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NetHack

I know your pain, bro.

[ComputerWarrior]

I slipped while trying to mount my pony. _{if you know what i mean}

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NetHack

How fast were you going to do that? _{If you catch my drift.}

[Absolute Niro]

Well, judging by the fact that it killed me I'd say pretty fast. I wish I knew exactly what happened, though - did I slip and break my neck? _{no moar innuendoes}

[hops]

After a life of being almost constantly fired out of work and only securing a business job at middle age, being some kind of a social celebrity and an energetic woman and living a happy life, I passed on in my sleep, alone, though, since me and my boyfriend broke up long ago.

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Alter Ego Online - Female

[pisskop]

I walk up to the power box.  I push some buttons and pull a lever.  The power for the gate turns back on.  But - wait!  The Whirling Wheel also turns on, noise included!  I dash for the control panel, leaving my friends to deal with immediate issues.  A mutant wench lay out before the end of the first passage, oblivious to our passage, yet too much of a pain to deal with alone.  So I run past her, hoping my friends will do the same.  Throwing a homemade explosive I continue my march, shooting the few zombies who didn't take my bait.
Then he showed up.  An expert at parkour; turned into an expert at showing me my guts.  I've seen several like him; even gotten good at dealing with him in a quite safe manner (not like that big chargy guy, he's a bane to my life as yet), but as I go to thump him in the head a fat bastard comes around the corner, too close for comfort.  Sure enough, somebody shoots him, engulfing me in his innards and sending me flying back.  Not pounced on for some reason, I procede to thump the guy, trying to ignore the new zombie wave.  Before I can land the fatal shoot onto his crown one of my unfortunate friends spooks the wench who turns violent.  She shoves through me to get to him, and I and thrown again into a stumble.  The hunter lands on me and procedes to show me my innards.  The icing?  Stomache acid is tossed onto us all in our dying moments.

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L4D2.  Believe it or not the first time I played that one multiplayer. . .

[Alkhemia]

Got my *** beat by Roxie Toxic Spike + Venoshock is mean

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Pokemon Blaze Black 2 Challenge Mode

BLAZE black? is that a hack?

Anyway, I found Roxie pretty nasty in the World Leader's Tournament. Steel types are invaluable there, because Ice and Rock gyms are common, and a fighting / psychic to back you up. In my case, I used my metagross (STAB Super Effective 191 attack Bullet Punch is nasty hurt), my surprisingly good Sawk, and in the last place a Feraligatr that is Stall Stall Mc Stallington.

Yeah it a hack she has Trubbish, Koffing, Croagunk, Golbat, Seviper, and Whirlipede on Challenge Mode in her Gym her Trubbish has a Focus Sash so it always get Toxic Spikes off.

[tryrar]

Lakeville, taking my shiny new IS out for a spin I go with a pack of other heavies and do a valley push. We're only opposed by a t29 and another tank that quickly blows up. We get to the end of the valley and start encountering heavier resistance by the enemy flag....including an fucking t95 positioned perfectly to bounce everything from the front. Needless to say, my gun is absolutely worthless at penning the t95, while his...isn't

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World of Tanks, natch. Those damn t95s and their 305mm front armor....

[itisnotlogical]

In a no-holds-barred CTF match on Blood Gulch with all vehicles, my team somehow managed to jack one of the enemy team's Scorpions for a total of 3 tanks constantly bombarding the enemy base. It was a beautiful sight. Suddenly, I see an enemy player run across the top of our tanks, planting grenades on each cockpit, and jump off. I was so startled that I didn't react until I was already dead.

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Halo 1 on PC. Still the best multiplayer I've ever seen.

[ggamer]

Finally pulled antagonist, and had a good job to boot.

Spawned on mining station as a late-joining traitor. After hiding in the furnace room for a couple seconds and scrolling through my PDA I decide to go with a Charge-Hacker and some one point bullshit. It's about thirty minutes into the round, so all the miners are out of the outpost. I start making charges, hacking them one by one and sticking them into my belt, knowing that I cannot come back to the mining outpost once I start wreaking havoc.

Maybe I'll start with medbay, blowing up the main entrance and shutting down all the other departments. Then, i'll go to the sing and blow up containment. Then i'll go to the bridge, maybe flash the captain and start a few gimmicks...

Actually I won't, because I didn't realize that I could stick charges onto my belt.

Only thing I managed to sabotage was the entrance to mining, which wasn't going to be used for the rest of the round anyway.

D:

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Space Station 13, Gibbed #3 server

[Donuts]

In a no-holds-barred CTF match on Blood Gulch with all vehicles, my team somehow managed to jack one of the enemy team's Scorpions for a total of 3 tanks constantly bombarding the enemy base. It was a beautiful sight. Suddenly, I see an enemy player run across the top of our tanks, planting grenades on each cockpit, and jump off. I was so startled that I didn't react until I was already dead.

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Halo 1 on PC. Still the best multiplayer I've ever seen.

Man. I totally forgot I had that in my chest of games. Gotta find it.

[Hanslanda]

I was an Engineering Borg. There were a shitpile (read five of fifteen crew) changelings. Unfortunately, one acquired RD access, and locked me down. Some Roboticist saved me, dragged me to Robotics... Then the Ling saw her and ate her in front of me. Then blew me up. Fuck.

SS13