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Azated

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8010 on: January 27, 2013, 06:26:58 pm »
I had just finished my bombing run consisting of 32 50kg bombs dropped on the enemy cargo ships, causing miniscule damage. I pulled up and turned, intending to head back to base and rearm. As I passed over the AAA defenses in the town, an Il 2-M came up behind me. The Il 2 series are strong and have lots of firepower, but they're not exactly fast or maneuverable. I was dodging and ducking lightly, enough to avoid the light MG fire coming at my tail.

Then it hit my engine. Not enough to cause severe damage, but my speed began to drop. I kicked my afterburners on, but it wasn't enough to outrun the Il 2. It slowly creeped up behind me, taking potshots at my rear. It didn't take long for him to get close enough to unload 8 unguided missiles into my fuselage, destroying me in a spectacular explosion of German metal.

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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8011 on: January 28, 2013, 04:12:21 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on January 27, 2013, 04:47:08 pm
Playing a rather weird variant of the popular "2sword" mode, I realized that my character's torso no longer had any rotational limits. By flexing my pectorals and rotating my chest in just such a way, I was able to turn in to a human helicopter. Unfortunately, my torso was ripped away by the force and I was disqualified when my legs hit the ground.

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Made me curious. Did the exact same thing. Except I won because I killed the other guy! :D
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8012 on: January 28, 2013, 04:22:43 am »
Made a tesla knife and decided to see what it would do to the next zombie I saw. Overkill. Overkill and a side of fried player, extra crispy, is what it does.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8013 on: January 28, 2013, 04:23:17 am »
Ignore please. Curse you assumed edit button.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8014 on: January 28, 2013, 12:40:16 pm »
I was an elderly trouble-maker, playing baseball. I died from a baseball impacting my glove. WHAT.



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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8015 on: January 28, 2013, 02:26:18 pm »
Quote from: rabidgam3r on January 28, 2013, 12:40:16 pm
I was an elderly trouble-maker, playing baseball. I died from a baseball impacting my glove. WHAT.



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EDIT: can anyone link me to Space Station 13? it sounds extremely fun, but my Google-Fu is terrible.
You'll have to go to Byond's site, sign up there, get their client, and then download Space Station 13 from the following link:

http://www.byond.com/games/
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8016 on: January 28, 2013, 05:18:18 pm »
Stupid Spider Ball Guardian...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8017 on: January 28, 2013, 05:20:01 pm »
Quote from: Vgray on January 28, 2013, 05:18:18 pm
Stupid Spider Ball Guardian...

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You have to be patient with it. It'll fuck you up if you just go for it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8018 on: January 28, 2013, 05:38:11 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 28, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
Quote from: Vgray on January 28, 2013, 05:18:18 pm
Stupid Spider Ball Guardian...

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You have to be patient with it. It'll fuck you up if you just go for it.

On the flip side, I just beat Chykka.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8019 on: January 28, 2013, 06:10:06 pm »
Spawned in the middle of the ocean next to a tiny island with one tree and filled with a bunch of snakes, then got eaten by a shark while looking for a less hostile place.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8020 on: January 28, 2013, 06:45:19 pm »
Made a patrician in Gotland with high intrigue. After being appointed spymaster I have assassinate the Doge for the guy next in line. The new Doge was shortly disposed of and then I became the new Doge.

Not long after the King of Sweden decided that he wanted a nice Merchant Republic in his kingdom...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8021 on: January 28, 2013, 10:33:14 pm »
Quote from: Vgray on January 28, 2013, 05:38:11 pm
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 28, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
Quote from: Vgray on January 28, 2013, 05:18:18 pm
Stupid Spider Ball Guardian...

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You have to be patient with it. It'll fuck you up if you just go for it.

On the flip side, I just beat Chykka.



I'm still trying at the same...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8022 on: January 28, 2013, 10:47:43 pm »
Which part?
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8023 on: January 28, 2013, 11:16:59 pm »
Quote from: Zyro on January 28, 2013, 06:10:06 pm
Spawned in the middle of the ocean next to a tiny island with one tree and filled with a bunch of snakes, then got eaten by a shark while looking for a less hostile place.
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Ireland before St. Pat?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #8024 on: January 28, 2013, 11:19:09 pm »
I was on level 6, cautiously making my way down the long rusty corridor, armor piercing rifle and grade 2 explosives (that launch nails!) at the ready. I step into a large decrepit room, expecting to be shot at by a couple of heavy security, when an unearthly scream scares the holy shit out of me.

I didn't even have time to panic. One moment I'm fumbling with my mouse and the next, I'm dead.

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