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pisskop

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7860 on: January 08, 2013, 06:01:04 pm »

Darius I unified his continent slightly faster than I did mine (my 2).  He then proceded to crapstack my vassals while I was off messing with the new world.  It was a good fight, but I knew I was on the losing end.  I would push them back and begin a counterassault but every time a new wave from some relatively intact vassal of his arrived to ruin it.  I lost an engine away from launch.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7861 on: January 08, 2013, 06:34:18 pm »

I was running around in the wilderness setting fire to things with the power of my mind.
 A group of scrapjaws decided that they'd had enough of my shit, and murdered me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7862 on: January 08, 2013, 06:55:00 pm »

I was hurling lightning at some players in PvP, and after winning quite handedly a catbear decided that I wasn't quite dead enough for it's lightning.

I got rolled over armadillo-style by a crocodile-mouthed catbear.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7863 on: January 09, 2013, 06:23:21 pm »

I was walking trough this hallway, I had enough ammo and a decent gun, I reach for the door and I see a turret. As I come closer to it so I can shoot it down a tazerbot appears! I desperately shoot three times and kill it. Thinking I was safe I go and dispatch the turret just to be ambushed by a tazerbot which forces me to empty my whole magazine trying to shoot it down (bad aim and bad luck). I run out of ammo and I try to run away. I kinda did. I ran away three steps before getting tazed.

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Levi

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7864 on: January 09, 2013, 06:56:47 pm »

A giant mech bombarding me with sky lasers from above while armor plated mutons shot my face off.

4 times in a row before I gave up for the night.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7865 on: January 09, 2013, 07:04:51 pm »

Too many fucking bullets.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7866 on: January 09, 2013, 08:33:49 pm »

I had bought a motorcycle from the light vehicle building the AI commander so kindly built, kicked off the driver, got in the driver's seat and told him to get on back. I stormed across 1500 of the 1900 meters to the target city and was riding across a big open field when I look to my right to check for hostiles and promptly ate a missile for lunch.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7867 on: January 09, 2013, 09:52:55 pm »

I had bought a motorcycle from the light vehicle building the AI commander so kindly built, kicked off the driver, got in the driver's seat and told him to get on back. I stormed across 1500 of the 1900 meters to the target city and was riding across a big open field when I look to my right to check for hostiles and promptly ate a missile for lunch.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7868 on: January 09, 2013, 09:55:30 pm »

It is really tough fighting in catacombs.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7869 on: January 09, 2013, 10:25:55 pm »

The mission was simple: get in, destroy the reactor, get out.
It's never simple.
I tried to go in stealthily, but the crewmen noticed me almost immediately, and sounded the alarm. Then the robots started pouring in. Oh god the robots.
Having encountered three different kinds of robot I'd never fought before, I ran, but was soon shockwaved into a corner and killed.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7870 on: January 09, 2013, 10:40:13 pm »

Started the game, immediatly grabbed the motorbike nearby, throttled up... and hit a concrete barrier, and promptly exploded.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7871 on: January 09, 2013, 10:53:13 pm »

Read a scroll. It summoned a bunch of tough monsters I couldn't deal with all around me. I threw a potion of incineration on the floor, lighting us all on fire. It only made the situation worse. I drank my only unidentified potion in a desperate attempt to save myself. It paralyzed us all as we burned to death.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7872 on: January 11, 2013, 08:20:19 am »

Four words. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7873 on: January 11, 2013, 08:48:45 am »

My coach insists on Man to Man coverage all game which means I am playing one on one against Lebron James. FML.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7874 on: January 11, 2013, 08:52:24 am »

A fire that i started while fighting entire forests of turrets, has spread to a mini-nuke stockpile. I just happened to be at the ground 0 of that nuclear apocalypse.

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