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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7845 on: January 06, 2013, 05:25:46 am »
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k_____ze.  is there a taboo on that word? 

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Kamikaze? There's not really a taboo on it. It's a very old word that translates to "divine wind" and was used before the Japanese suicide bombers of WW2.
The Japanese Rising Sun military flag is more of a taboo. Particularly in China, Korea, South East Asia and Oceania (can you guess why?). It's often comparable to the Nazi swastika.

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Monolith gauss rifle. I just found some Monolith exoskeleton armour that was in near perfect condition and I was about to celebrate by cracking open some "fresh" canned meat. The shot chewed right through my armour and even through my collection of self-created über artefacts.
I reloaded and managed to take him down before he got his shot off, making a satisfying thud as he hit the ground from the flat he was camping in. I looted the vodka and sandwich off his body and promptly had a roadside picnic - in my nice new suit.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7846 on: January 06, 2013, 06:27:17 am »
I suffered the most epic, awesome, and glorious death. I died whilst crossing a broken window.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7847 on: January 06, 2013, 06:54:29 am »
I crashed my vehicle into a tree, killing myself and 10 children. In retrospect, this was probably a better fate than what I originally intended.

Ah the things we do for 100% completion...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7848 on: January 06, 2013, 07:42:01 am »
Dance so hard that i got on fire...fuck
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7849 on: January 06, 2013, 07:46:33 am »
Got murdered by magma in DF.

Good times.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7850 on: January 06, 2013, 12:17:14 pm »
Final boss of x-com most of my squad is toast. 2 members left after mind control shenanigans, sniper/psi/"volunteer" and my shotgun assault.  My shotgun assault is still mind controlled and ready to end my sniper next turn.

Final boss has 4 hp left, sniper rifle should hit for 10.  20 with a crit.  90% chance to hit.  I got this in the bag.
*Bang*
Sniper:"Shot wide!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7851 on: January 06, 2013, 12:30:08 pm »
Mauled by wolves in the Cataclysm Roguelike.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7852 on: January 06, 2013, 08:47:40 pm »
I entered a new area, loading screen and all, to find a path going ahead, a hill to my left and plains to my right. I walk forward and see a group of 3-4 bandits walking down the road and I creep to a bush and prepare to sort my inventory, load all my guns, heal etc. etc. I come back out of the bush, walking slowly as to not produce to much noise, to see nobody out there. I keep walking and receive a wake-up call in the form of an assault rifle being fired into my skull from behind.

This isn't the first time, either. I was at a bandit outpost (of "2") about half my cumulative game time ago, I hosed down the bandits and looted their corpses then picked up and unloaded (but kept one) of their guns, now my shiny new guns. I continue to sort my inventory when I hear BANG BANG as both barrels of a sawed-off are fired, from behind, into my skull. :(

I loaded and did the same thing, killing the bandits and all, then saved again. I sat there for a good 3 minutes waiting for this scum to show up. I walk through the house, enter a new zone, and immediately get my head blown off when the loading screen finishes. Fuck. Load, walk through there again, the bandit who shot me both times is mysteriously gone. I now look behind me every so often just in case the paranormal bandit decides to materialize and earn a killstreak.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7853 on: January 06, 2013, 08:53:54 pm »
The second form of the Rebel Flagship blasted my Engi ship with a huge number of drones.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7854 on: January 06, 2013, 10:37:10 pm »
Minecraft:Feed The Beast MindcrackModpack on a server.

*Clears throat*

Well I was going to go help protect someone who was getting basalt (Something the third player on the server wanted for the factory they were building.) but then I ran into two BRAINY zombies who are really fast so I started circle strafing but then a skeleton shot me and moved me to the right and SHAZAM my crosshair crossed an enderman so I started backpedling but SHAZAM right as another arrow hit me to the right a Creeper wassssssssssssssssssssss priming in that very direction.

Guy I went out to protect:"So how am I back at base and you're dead?" (He was actually curious in case you were wondering.)

I basically typed the same story as above, only more concise and with more SHAZAM.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7855 on: January 07, 2013, 03:40:56 pm »
Feed The Beast, nice!  My friends and I went with the Direwolf20 pack for Mystcraft.

So I was playing Minecraft: Feed The Beast Direwolf20Modpack with my friends who are all about building vertically.  From the second "floor" down to the first is about 20 z-levels (we dug into a mountain, like true dwarves).  Unfortunately I'm playing on my laptop via motel wifi, and slipped off the ladder.  Again.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7856 on: January 07, 2013, 11:24:59 pm »
It's pretty bad when you're out of fuel and almost dead. What could possibly make it worse?

Hitting an event which has a chance of finishing you off no matter which option you pick.

Three guesses why this post is appearing here.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7857 on: January 08, 2013, 12:00:11 am »
Was fighting a bandit leader when he got a kill cam on me. After he finished his over head swing knocking my corpse to the floor, he walked away uttering "And they call me a savage! At least I don't leave my trash laying around."
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7858 on: January 08, 2013, 12:01:12 am »
Maceman. 

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7859 on: January 08, 2013, 03:07:33 pm »
My first king, killed in battle. His son, murdered by rebellious peasants. His son, slain in personal combat.

The kings of Daneland do not die peacefully in their beds.

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