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Ibid Straydrink

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7155 on: October 19, 2012, 04:42:29 am »
"Alright, I just nee-I jus- I-I... I just need to get my head straight. The sewers are right th-there. If I'm quick and and don't hesitate, I can probably-

Enter, horde of weepers from behind.

"NOPE."

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MrWillsauce

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7156 on: October 19, 2012, 09:32:57 am »
I was being clubbed viciously by an ogre, while frantically reading the many scrolls in my inventory. When I was just at the brink of death, I read an identify scroll, and used it on another scroll to discover a scroll of Cause Fear. I read it, and the ogre ran away from me. As it was running I threw a dart at its back as a sort of "that's right bitch, you better run". The ogre then turned around, apparently forgetting it was terrified of me, and cudgeled me once more, killing me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7157 on: October 19, 2012, 11:44:33 am »
About IVAN, who is "Jenny"? I've played it before, but I've never encountered anyone called that. Nickname for the giant plant?


As for my deaths, trying to bomb SAM sites using an enemy helicopter as a disguise. Kill one, accidently fly over three more trying to get away. While running from the swarm of missiles, I hit the map border. Cue being slingshotted back at the swarm of oncoming missiles.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7158 on: October 19, 2012, 12:01:14 pm »
Miauw's planetside 2 ventures, episode 1: Miauw tries a reaver.

"Hmmpf. It always takes so long to go to the next base by foot. Especially if its on the other side of our territory. I'll just take a reaver"
"Alright, carefully ascend...."
"OH FUCK I'M UPSIDE DOWN OH GOD NO NO NO NO"
"OH GOD NOT A WALL NOT A WALL D:"
*boom*

My squadmates were amused.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7159 on: October 19, 2012, 12:24:45 pm »
"AHAHAHAHA I FINALLY WI'm a retard why did I just fly into the boss?"

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7160 on: October 19, 2012, 12:50:05 pm »
Demons every corner, they wore me down at 8th room. Should've prepared more health/mana potions...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7161 on: October 19, 2012, 01:39:58 pm »
The target's bodyguards saw my rifle right before I took him out. I hit him, but even a quick disguise wasn't enough to stop 20 of them from mowing me down before I made it out.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7162 on: October 19, 2012, 02:30:20 pm »
Cave Bear killed me. I presume he ripped off my torso or something like that.

Shame, too, I just got a ruby leg very shortly before that.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7163 on: October 19, 2012, 03:15:46 pm »
Allied Sunderer came flying around a corner and down a whill on two wheels. I couldn't dodge it and it couldn't dodge me...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7164 on: October 19, 2012, 03:45:18 pm »
Found out that flying over an enemy warpgate is now considered 'out of bounds'.

Planetside 2.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7165 on: October 19, 2012, 04:23:20 pm »
Backhanded to death by a golem, which I polymorphed from a mound of acid.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7166 on: October 20, 2012, 01:24:12 am »
Wrapped my truck around a pole at 96km/h. While I survived, the truck definitely didn't.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7167 on: October 20, 2012, 03:27:38 am »
Got grenade spammed in Crackdown. Also, is it just me or are the roguelike deaths some of the most amusing? ^^^
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7168 on: October 20, 2012, 03:43:28 am »
Threw a truck towards some gangsters. They sent it back with rockets.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7169 on: October 20, 2012, 05:50:24 pm »
That freaking pleasure gardens map when facing the ai. Somehow no matter what I do, it always ends with my troops somehow getting zerg rushed from behind as they're attacking the stage and not defending themselves, then me getting pushed back to mine as I hopelessly try to get some troops out as I watch a full army with their top of the line units descend upon my stage. Brutal Legend.
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