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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7005 on: October 07, 2012, 01:36:24 pm »

Does crashing to desktop due to firewall count as dying?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7006 on: October 07, 2012, 07:03:42 pm »

How do I love thee die horribly. Let me count the ways...
  • Punched
  • Kicked
  • Elbowed
  • Deadly combo attack
  • Deadlier combo attack
  • Headbutted
  • Butt thrust
  • Flurry of palms
  • Whacked in the nuts
  • 2x4 to the face
  • Sledgehammer to the face
  • Spiked club to the face
  • Demonic fire
  • Demonic claws
  • Demonic blast
  • Smashed to the ground
  • Pile driver
  • Super-spinning-uppercut-of-doom
  • Flying-Crane-Kick
  • Human missile
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7007 on: October 07, 2012, 07:16:14 pm »

Etrian Odyssey's final boss really doesn't fuck around. One turn in and I'm looking at the ruins of what used to be my dungeon-conquering party.
which one they all turn you into mush though

First one, planning to go through them semi-chronologically (1 -> 3 -> 2)
And I am so hype for EO3 like you wouldn't believe, so I'm gonna grind that shit as I'm still kinda underleveled with a non-optimal party
Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan come out next year as well pretty much the only reason I'm getting a 3DS

Die in the last area do to only having normal gun on a engi ship
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7008 on: October 07, 2012, 10:05:17 pm »

Mein gott. This is most... Enlightening.

I have been defeated. By the fucking Polish. In the second battle of the campaign. On easy. As the Prussians.

Not only did I have superior infantry, a superior commander, and terrain advantage, but I'm a human. Fighting incredibly stupid AI.

The battle begins, with me setting up my cannons on a little hillock, and spreading my infantry out on either side. I've got a LOT of line infantry, eight units. Considering I've conquered whole nations with just six line infantry and two cannons, I've gone a bit overboard with eight line infantry, four cannons, two cavalry, two dragoons, and my general.
I underestimated my opponent. He had about three hundred more men than me, but they were mostly militia, some badass cavalry, several units of pikemen, and a few demicannons. I figured it would be a cinch to defeat him. I sieged his Artillery Fort.
My cannons were not quite in range, so I'd left them limbered, to get them into range. As they moved up, lucky cannonfire from the wall guns hit two of my units, killing two whole cannons from each unit. The enemy had a demicannon unit outside their walls, which was part of the reason for my dying cannons. I ordered my cavalry to kill the cannons.
This was my first mistake. My cavalry killed their cannons, but the enemy cavalry, Uhlans, rushed mine and killed them. I poured my dragoons into the enemy cavalry, which was my second mistake. My cavalry eliminated, the enemy cavalry charged my lines. I ordered cannons to canister shot them, but the cavalry never got in range, and went for the line infantry. So my cannons took unreturned fire for several moments, losing another cannon.
My infantry easily killed the cavalry.
After a long wait, I finally busted two holes in the walls, and sent my infantry forward with my general along to provide morale boosts. I poured my infantry in, after assessing the situation and determining that attempting to scale the walls to provide supporting fire would be... Insanely suicidal.
Third mistake. With such a high risk to scale the walls, I should never have sent my men into the teeth of packed melee infantry like pikemen, while there were still units on the walls with guns.
They ground my men into paste. It took about thirty minutes, and I managed to sieze an armory and make a stand with my units around the armory and in another corner of the fort. But slowly, one by one, they broke and slaughtered my men. Finally, I limbered up my cannons, and retreated my general and the cannons before the enemy could kill them.
Most enlightening. And angering. But revenge is best served cold. More cannons next time, no moving the cannons around, start unlimbered. Don't rush my cavalry forward, no matter how tempting it is. Don't send my infantry into a tactically suicidal situation.
Did I mention I need to bring more cannons? A lot more. I'm thinking eight units cannons, eight units line infantry, two units cavalry, general. I will watch Warsaw burn.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7009 on: October 07, 2012, 10:24:42 pm »

Mein gott. This is most... Enlightening.

I have been defeated. By the fucking Polish. In the second battle of the campaign. On easy. As the Prussians.

Not only did I have superior infantry, a superior commander, and terrain advantage, but I'm a human. Fighting incredibly stupid AI.

The battle begins, with me setting up my cannons on a little hillock, and spreading my infantry out on either side. I've got a LOT of line infantry, eight units. Considering I've conquered whole nations with just six line infantry and two cannons, I've gone a bit overboard with eight line infantry, four cannons, two cavalry, two dragoons, and my general.
I underestimated my opponent. He had about three hundred more men than me, but they were mostly militia, some badass cavalry, several units of pikemen, and a few demicannons. I figured it would be a cinch to defeat him. I sieged his Artillery Fort.
My cannons were not quite in range, so I'd left them limbered, to get them into range. As they moved up, lucky cannonfire from the wall guns hit two of my units, killing two whole cannons from each unit. The enemy had a demicannon unit outside their walls, which was part of the reason for my dying cannons. I ordered my cavalry to kill the cannons.
This was my first mistake. My cavalry killed their cannons, but the enemy cavalry, Uhlans, rushed mine and killed them. I poured my dragoons into the enemy cavalry, which was my second mistake. My cavalry eliminated, the enemy cavalry charged my lines. I ordered cannons to canister shot them, but the cavalry never got in range, and went for the line infantry. So my cannons took unreturned fire for several moments, losing another cannon.
My infantry easily killed the cavalry.
After a long wait, I finally busted two holes in the walls, and sent my infantry forward with my general along to provide morale boosts. I poured my infantry in, after assessing the situation and determining that attempting to scale the walls to provide supporting fire would be... Insanely suicidal.
Third mistake. With such a high risk to scale the walls, I should never have sent my men into the teeth of packed melee infantry like pikemen, while there were still units on the walls with guns.
They ground my men into paste. It took about thirty minutes, and I managed to sieze an armory and make a stand with my units around the armory and in another corner of the fort. But slowly, one by one, they broke and slaughtered my men. Finally, I limbered up my cannons, and retreated my general and the cannons before the enemy could kill them.
Most enlightening. And angering. But revenge is best served cold. More cannons next time, no moving the cannons around, start unlimbered. Don't rush my cavalry forward, no matter how tempting it is. Don't send my infantry into a tactically suicidal situation.
Did I mention I need to bring more cannons? A lot more. I'm thinking eight units cannons, eight units line infantry, two units cavalry, general. I will watch Warsaw burn.

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This game... SOUNDS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Anyway, I got gangraped by the Uruk-Hai... They didn't even let me get up.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7010 on: October 07, 2012, 10:32:35 pm »

-snip-
This game... SOUNDS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Anyway, I got gangraped by the Uruk-Hai... They didn't even let me get up.

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It's great. I was just getting bored with the battles all ending the same when that happened. I'm still very angry, and it happened this morning.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7011 on: October 08, 2012, 04:06:06 am »

Etrian Odyssey's final boss really doesn't fuck around. One turn in and I'm looking at the ruins of what used to be my dungeon-conquering party.
which one they all turn you into mush though

First one, planning to go through them semi-chronologically (1 -> 3 -> 2)
And I am so hype for EO3 like you wouldn't believe, so I'm gonna grind that shit as I'm still kinda underleveled with a non-optimal party
Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan come out next year as well pretty much the only reason I'm getting a 3DS

These three parts of EO actually were the reason I re-bought a DS Lite. In fact, anything beyond the first part isn't even released in Europe so I'm importing from US for like double the price of a new game, each.
And those games are still worth it, so hard.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7012 on: October 08, 2012, 04:23:01 am »

I got crushed by an Anti-Guy. 10 damage a hit against me with only 20 HP.
The one time I've failed my saying, which is "I NEVER DIE."

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7013 on: October 08, 2012, 09:05:56 am »

Carpet bombed the Launch Pad, Tracking Station, AND the VAB with some twenty engines and fuel tanks from a single disintegrated rocket that was supposed to head to Duna.

The quad-parachute lander did survive in one piece, though. Mission-kill does count, right?:P

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7014 on: October 08, 2012, 09:15:52 am »

I sit down to a new character after the mudcrab debacle.  Its going good, being back in my old 'diviner' character class(without the illusion and enchanting cuz AFAIK illusion is... limited).

 Lvl 5 already?  I just punked one of the IMO hardest quests (fort Horaagistad) bo prob?  Okay, on to expert difficulty again.  While I miss the 201 point difficulty slider, Expert sounds good too.
  Anyhow, walking over to Saarthal for mages guild the college via scenic route when I suddenly see 5 blips on my compass.  And hear redgaurds.  and then hear them die.  and the see my summoned flame atronache die.  and then I sprint away.  and then I die too.
  W.T.F?  Four vamps and a 'hellhound orcdog' munched on my face with their magic vampire skills?  They came out of nowhere, and left as quick.  I've killed Lappras easier than this! 

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7015 on: October 08, 2012, 09:42:40 am »

Yep.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7016 on: October 08, 2012, 02:20:38 pm »

World 1-4, I had the Bubble, Fire, Pharaoh Shot, and Blade powerups, and I was ready to fight Bowser. I spammed Blades until he died, but then I got fireball'd by his final one.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7017 on: October 08, 2012, 05:40:25 pm »

Cremity the rock (wo?)man didn't repair the hull breach in the O2 supply fast enough.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7018 on: October 08, 2012, 07:36:34 pm »

Realized the bug i've been trying to smack for the last two hours was a bee.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7019 on: October 09, 2012, 12:35:38 am »

Does that mean you're dead?
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