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[Oliolli]

King Cinnead died of consumption. A week later, King Flaithbertach died in battle. Two weeks later King Murchaed fell out of a caste window. A whole month went by before King Brian managed to get killed by rioting peasants. Now King Murchaed II is keeping out of trouble, but only because he's been in a coma for 15 years, and somehow still developed syphalis.

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Crusader Kings II

EDIT: Aaaand there goes Murchead II, who died of depression. Yes, a comatose man somehow offed himself.

* Oliolli was reminded of Dave from Fallout 2...

When I was one, I was dropped on the porch. When I was two, I had pneumonia. When I was three, I got the chicken pox. When I was four, I fell down the stairs and broke six ribs. When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon. When I was six, my parents hit me in the head with a shovel. When I was seven, I lost my index finger to my pet rat. When I was eight, my dog Spike got hit by a tractor.

When I was nine, my mother lost her arm to a rabid Brahmin. When I was ten, my sister was torn to bits by a pack of dogs. When I was eleven, my grandfather killed himself because I was ugly. When I was twelve, my grandmother killed herself because I was ugly. When I was thirteen, my father poked out his eyes with a pitchfork in a drunken stupor.

When I was fourteen, my brother lost his hand to a wallaby. When I was fifteen, my aunt choked to death on a chicken bone. When I was sixteen, I lost my cousin to a badger. When I was seventeen, I cut off my left big toe with a hoe. When I was eighteen, my father lost his right leg to the same tractor that killed my dog. When I was nineteen...

[Wrex]

Played some Eversion.
That is all.

Ready!


TO DIE

[Haspen]

Golems. Oh my god so many golems.

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Avernum, Final Gauntlet area

[The Darkling Wolf]

Bitchslapped off of a roof by a Thug. After killing two thugs in a warehouse, and fighting off a horde of infected when I openede the doors, and killing another Thug by my car.

Dead island is really bad at giving you a break.

[Facekillz058]

Pretty much the weakest enemies in the game

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Dark Souls, got owned just outside of Firelink Shrine, on a SL 24 character.

[Hanslanda]

Goddamn Spanish Regiment of Horse put up a good enough fight to kill my superbadass 40 year old general before they broke and fled. I won the battle, resoundingly so, but still. That guy was awesome, and his replacement is 60.

Empire Total War

[jaxy15]

A beam drone is truly a horrifying thing when you're using a stealth cruiser and you forget that you can just jump away.

FTL.

[Akura]

Final Boss, several times.

Actually, every boss, several times.

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Treasure Adventure Game

[DeKaFu]

Mauled to death by about a dozen lions after I ate one of their cubs.

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Tokyo Jungle, as a Golden Retriever.

[jaxy15]

Same death as before, beam drone vs stealth cruiser.
Having maximum cloak doesn't really help you against an auto assault with 2 shields.

FTL.

[Johuotar]

Should not have tried to keep that town I just got with so few troops. Now that I lost that stack to Austria and Prussia just attacked me I'm very low on troops if compared to my enemies. This will be interesting.

Empire TW.

[Vorthon]

Gotta stop kicking doors. Having one explode in your face when you're playing as wizard is most definitely not conducive to long-term survival.

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ADoM

[megaloptus]

My Imperatus infantry was raped by dummy snipers

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Cortex Command

[Haspen]

Time for merry assasination of Emperor Hawthorne?

Nope:

1st try: Hawthorne's Royal Guards & Golems.

2nd try: Healing items ran out, see above.

3rd try: Hawthorne's Royal Wizards.

4th try: Forgot to use Beast Ceremony before fight. That was quick.

5th try: Demons summoned by Hawthorne's Royal Wizards.

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Avernum, fight against Emperor Hawthorne.
But I got the bastard on 6th try, heh.

[Hanslanda]

Should not have tried to keep that town I just got with so few troops. Now that I lost that stack to Austria and Prussia just attacked me I'm very low on troops if compared to my enemies. This will be interesting.

Empire TW.

This reminds me of the Sacking of Madrid. I took it from them with eight line infantry and six cannons of various make, then two cavalry.
After the fight I had six line infantry and the rest was fine. But the Spanish had another full stack army to attack me with. Twas a thrilling battle.

For a death, I played Dark Crusade again today, the Tyranid mod. That is all. Fucking gribblies.