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Elu

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6525 on: August 29, 2012, 05:42:45 am »
Cruising like a pro, slightly rough sea, mid visibility. Eating tuna and smoking my pipe.
suddenly, Helmut is aware of that huge destroyer 500 meters on starboard.
close dat hatch, load Helmut on tube 2, dive like a mad stone.
roaring sound, then "thunf". silence. Kaboom you dead lol.

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Dwarf Fortress, a game which learning curve is a Himalayan trail covered in blood. and alcohol. on fire.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6526 on: August 29, 2012, 11:30:15 am »
My colonies got wiped out by Juggernauts before I could find the gas giant that held their nest and establish an outpost there to start taming them. Large Juggernauts are a nightmare.


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Wolf Tengu

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6527 on: August 29, 2012, 06:04:09 pm »
I couldn't make enough money for day 22...again.

GODDAMN DAY 22

Or was it 21?

Recettear.

P.S Recette is Morshu! Louie is Isaac! Don't listen to Ondore's lies!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6528 on: August 29, 2012, 06:20:06 pm »
Was playing the mission Jackal and managed to sneak right to the tanks . Planted both my satchel charges and was going to sneak off when I got a bit greedy and took out 4 soldiers. Its a shame I couldn't kill the 5th one. I did however, blow my satchel charges.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6529 on: August 29, 2012, 10:06:08 pm »
Accidentally lit the house I was sleeping in on fire trying to make some tea out of toilet water. Apparently the raging inferno that results from a burning house is enough to get the zombies attention, big time. A huge horde suddenly showed up, and just kept coming.

Tried to run to the woods to escape but I stepped on a random landmine, it didn't kill me but it gave me serious pain which slowed me down too much and all I had was a few aspirin (ate the whole bottle, didn't much help) I managed to make it almost all the way back to the survival shelter, my NPC buddy in there came out to help me and we made a last stand in a house right next door.

Unfortunately, all he had for a weapon was a fire extinguisher (he should have just run away..) and while I had a machete I was moving too slow from the pain to be really effective and we were quickly torn apart by a few dozen zombies.

Cataclysm roguelike.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6530 on: August 29, 2012, 11:00:46 pm »
Quote from: Smashness on August 25, 2012, 10:05:12 pm
A fireman burned my face off with a flamethrower after I lightly tapped him in the stomach.

WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER?



Fighting motherfucking bees, yo.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6531 on: August 29, 2012, 11:23:01 pm »
Quote from: Wolf Tengu on August 29, 2012, 06:04:09 pm
I couldn't make enough money for day 22...again.

GODDAMN DAY 22

Or was it 21?

Recettear.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

Dude, I had $125k+ on day 18!

Oh, how I died last. Corrupted save file from using mods (I think). Sims 3.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6532 on: August 29, 2012, 11:46:05 pm »
((Y'know, that reminds me...))
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6533 on: August 29, 2012, 11:50:34 pm »
((Sorry, bro. :\ Although, you are on my list of people to invite into my next forum game, which should be coming up soon.))
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6534 on: August 30, 2012, 03:47:32 am »
Super Ornstein kicked my arse.
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THE DEMONS ESCAPED MY ICE TRAP AND NOW MY LAST WARRIOR IS SMACKING THEM ALL DOWN WITH HER DECEASED TODDLER OH GOD THE BOOZE JUST EXPLODED AND THERE'S SMOKE AND FIRE EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6535 on: August 30, 2012, 03:57:56 am »
GAME!?


As for me:
I was fighting Enteprise at the edge of black hole and soon we were fighting in accretion ring. They destroyed my warp engines and I destroyed Enterprise... only then I noticed that gravitational pull of the hole is stronger than my impulse engine output. Hello event horizon.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6536 on: August 30, 2012, 04:00:58 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2012, 11:00:46 pm
Quote from: Smashness on August 25, 2012, 10:05:12 pm
A fireman burned my face off with a flamethrower after I lightly tapped him in the stomach.

WHAT IS A FIREMAN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A FLAMETHROWER?



Fighting motherfucking bees, yo.
Just to add to this they used to have a flamethrower in the agriculture storage back when I was in school. Fully functional and everything. They used to use it clear weeds and some mild back-burning. Sometimes they let us use it, most fun you can have at school. Totally not dangerous or anything.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6537 on: August 30, 2012, 04:05:18 am »
Homebuilt flamethrowers?

Wudda wudda, bitches.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6538 on: August 30, 2012, 03:50:52 pm »
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Homebuilt flamethrowers?
The hardest part is the argon.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6539 on: August 30, 2012, 05:30:26 pm »
Those freaking schisms in the police station keep killing me. I don't care if I'm low on health, if I have an axe, and I see something move, I'm chasing it down and I'll teach them the meaning of fear. Silent Hill: Homecoming.
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