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Vorthon

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6450 on: August 19, 2012, 06:55:04 pm »
This isn't my last death, but it's still worth posting here.

My sister was playing Fallout 3, and had just started the Wasteland Survival Guide quest. She had just made it to that Super-Duper Mart filled with raiders, and was about to go outside, when suddenly Giant Radscorpion out of nowhere. I was watching and proceeded to laugh my ass off as she got brutally butchered.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6451 on: August 19, 2012, 07:11:21 pm »
Jackal Man aged me, slowing me down too much to get out of the hypercannon's path.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6452 on: August 19, 2012, 07:26:01 pm »
Creepy-crawly bugs, or programming errors?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6453 on: August 19, 2012, 07:40:28 pm »
Fallout:New Vegas, getting gangraped by several Mr. Gutsys and being to stupid to switch out my near-broken laser pistol for my full-condition plasma rifle
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6454 on: August 20, 2012, 01:39:06 am »
Bare-bones embark on an evil glacier. I had managed to get my dwarves into a cavern and clear it of basic hostilities, for 1.5 years we thrived until a tribe of batmen unearthed themselves and slaughtered a miner who was bitten by a mummy not five seconds ago, my military captain clad in leather and wielding a serrated crossbow charged first with the rest of the fortress into which would be the most glorious battle ever.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6455 on: August 20, 2012, 03:14:09 am »
Naval air battle somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. I was an American and was pursuing a Japanese fighter, the bastard was good. So for a time we went lower and then the pursuit was about 10m above the water. Suddenly he pulled up as I had expected, but what I did not expect, was that my plane had better climb. So I got to the same height as him and we started spiralling around each other, me trying to get below him. I didn't want to pull away because the weather was overcast and I would of lost him. As we were spiralling, another Japanese plane hit me so that the very first bullet killed my pilot, I didn't even know what hit me.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6456 on: August 20, 2012, 05:19:36 am »
There was this one scout who evaded all my attempts to track him while playing arena mode.
He was also quite a crack shot. Frustration ensued.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6457 on: August 20, 2012, 05:33:05 am »
Quote from: Blizzlord on August 20, 2012, 05:19:36 am
There was this one scout who evaded all my attempts to track him while playing arena mode.
He was also quite a crack shot. Frustration ensued.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6458 on: August 20, 2012, 05:39:05 am »
Dungeons of Dredmor,fighting a semi-invisible side-quest boss monster that was casting pink toxic clouds all over the place.  Had him down to onehit left, killed me with lucky counter-hit.   :'(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6459 on: August 20, 2012, 07:13:42 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on August 19, 2012, 06:55:04 pm
This isn't my last death, but it's still worth posting here.

My sister was playing Fallout 3, and had just started the Wasteland Survival Guide quest. She had just made it to that Super-Duper Mart filled with raiders, and was about to go outside, when suddenly Giant Radscorpion out of nowhere. I was watching and proceeded to laugh my ass off as she got brutally butchered.

I had more or less the same...

but


I had a



DEATHCLAW.

Yes, a deathclaw. Crippled its legs with my trusty ol' hunting rifle, switched to my absolutely most powerful weapon at the time: my frag mines, and dropped them in its path as it ran toward me, stepping on each one. When it finally closed with me after having crippled legs and a crippled torso from the mines, it hit me, taking about 60% of my health, then I hit it with my sledgehammer, it hit again;

I died.

FFUUUUU----

Exact same quest, too.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6460 on: August 20, 2012, 07:21:01 am »
"Protect mann co! If you fail, all is lost!"
With these words, hordes of scouts came down the hill. None of my problems, as my flamethrower was upgraded well, and those werent my target either. My teammates would take care of those. My target was the giant heavy with the medic that was coming down the hill...
He jumped down. The medic too. I jumped off the ridge and blindly began flaming. The medic activated his uber and the giant heavy crusehd my skull with its minigun. Or he made my head swiss cheese. Not much of a difference.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6461 on: August 20, 2012, 08:11:43 am »
Either way the head, along with it's chronic dreams of sustained cruelty, ceased to exist.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6462 on: August 20, 2012, 08:18:56 am »
A bunch of lvl 5000 enemies with Magichanged lvl 5000 weapons are lethal against a poorly-kitted brawler.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6463 on: August 20, 2012, 08:30:55 am »
Good ol' Disgaea.

Anyway, me? I chucked a tantrum and blew myself sky-high with C4 after realising I'd borked a questline by completing the wrong quest too soon. :-\ Argh.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #6464 on: August 20, 2012, 09:26:56 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on August 20, 2012, 08:11:43 am
Either way the head, along with it's chronic dreams of sustained cruelty, ceased to exist.
Possibly. Do you believe in magic?
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