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Tarran

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5235 on: March 17, 2012, 07:14:38 pm »
Quote from: Ehndras on March 17, 2012, 07:07:43 pm
Since the new update? Pre-update I had a Lasher and other ships, now, I've gotten a damn Brawler every single time I restarted. :|
Since 0.51a. Pretty sure that's the newest update.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5236 on: March 17, 2012, 07:53:36 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on March 17, 2012, 07:14:38 pm
Quote from: Ehndras on March 17, 2012, 07:07:43 pm
Since the new update? Pre-update I had a Lasher and other ships, now, I've gotten a damn Brawler every single time I restarted. :|
Since 0.51a. Pretty sure that's the newest update.

Yeah. Weird. I've restarted 11 times now and I got a Brawler every time. Perhaps its just shit luck on my part. I'll try again, hold up.

Perhaps the power of Iron Maiden might turn my luck, lmao.

YES. A FUCKING LASHER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWT1J9Eywo

Iron Maiden to all, and to all a good fight.

Time to kick some pirate ass!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5237 on: March 17, 2012, 09:24:53 pm »
Iirc you can sell it and buy a different ship and guns with the money you get from selling it and the starting money.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5238 on: March 18, 2012, 09:51:36 am »
Q: What's worse than a zombie water buffalo?

A: A herd of zombie water buffalo, and a herd of zombie capybaras to boot.

Newest DF version, adventure mode.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5239 on: March 18, 2012, 10:42:39 am »
Apparently, guards don't appreciate it when you run around in a Xenomorph costume. They tend to shoot first, ask questions later.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5240 on: March 18, 2012, 11:01:05 am »
Who thought it was a nice idea to put 4 koopa-operated door platforms in a room where one death will send you back to the equally difficult previous stage?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5241 on: March 18, 2012, 03:06:00 pm »
Got blowed up in my little merchant ship (the starting one) by a pirate because I was trying to navigate an asteroid field. I almost fought him off, too.  :-\ All he got was 150 cargo space worth of tungsten and holographics.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5242 on: March 18, 2012, 03:35:11 pm »
I got attacked by a bunch of skeletons when I read a book.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5243 on: March 18, 2012, 04:00:13 pm »
I get a quest from some tree that is pissed off about a goblin pissing on it and building a home in it's branches.  I figure, sure, it's just a goblin, how hard can it be.

So I find the goblin (on the other side of the tree, where I had just landed.  Stealthy little bugger I guess) and inform him that he is going to become good friends with the pointy end of my sword.   He hits me for about 80% of my health in the space of 4 seconds.  In a panic I shift into my dragon form to GTFO and heal.  But he apperantly hit me one last time during the shift, I turn into a dragon and immediately flop back down onto the island on my back.

I hope I crushed him.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5244 on: March 18, 2012, 07:56:40 pm »
Yeah, he's not no ordinary gobrin.


OT, I pissed off the confeds.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5245 on: March 18, 2012, 09:04:04 pm »
Suicide by accidentaly firing a Wand of Far Slaying against an adjacent wall in a narrow corridor.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5246 on: March 18, 2012, 10:27:16 pm »
"Does anyone have no trouble shooting these pesky yeeks, or is it just me?"

"We're being surrounded here!"

"No matter, *Creates walls from wand*"

"There, now we're all safe. You can now hear me as I play my lute."

*POP*

"What's that, a bomb rock teleported in? Wait, OH S-"

*Exploding Sound*

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5247 on: March 19, 2012, 12:13:18 am »
Pulled the wrong lever and accidentally retracted the landing gear while waiting for the engine to warm up.

Cooked the coolant and ruptured the cooling system due to not opening the radiator while waiting for the engine to warm up.

Pushed too hard and too soon when trying to lift the tail on take-off, causing the nose to dig into the runway and tearing the engine clean off.

Pulled too hard and too soon on take-off, causing the aircraft to stall, overshoot the runway, half-roll half-glide down a slope, and crash into a building.

(technically only the last one resulted in the actual death of the pilot, but all of those meant the training mission had to be restarted, so I think they count; Il-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover)
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5248 on: March 19, 2012, 01:17:32 am »
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I think it's like how they blow themselves up, like kamikaze fighters from World War 2.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #5249 on: March 19, 2012, 01:45:11 am »
Quote from: Sordid on March 19, 2012, 12:13:18 am
Pulled the wrong lever and accidentally retracted the landing gear while waiting for the engine to warm up.

Cooked the coolant and ruptured the cooling system due to not opening the radiator while waiting for the engine to warm up.

Pushed too hard and too soon when trying to lift the tail on take-off, causing the nose to dig into the runway and tearing the engine clean off.

Pulled too hard and too soon on take-off, causing the aircraft to stall, overshoot the runway, half-roll half-glide down a slope, and crash into a building.

(technically only the last one resulted in the actual death of the pilot, but all of those meant the training mission had to be restarted, so I think they count; Il-2 Sturmovik: Cliffs of Dover)
Oh god that picture.....
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