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[Loud Whispers]

Found an old copy of dead space 2 lying around.

Lotsa lotsa death right there.

[Tarran]

Engage in melee with any enemy.

Die horribly because they are way too tough.

I mean, for god's sake, a frigging Timber Wolf felt like it had more health than I did or at least hit harder. And I had full metal armor on. How the hell is that supposed to work?

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Oblivion with FCOM and Deadly Reflex.

[Micro102]

Engage in melee with any enemy.

Die horribly because they are way too tough.

I mean, for god's sake, a frigging Timber Wolf felt like it had more health than I did or at least hit harder. And I had full metal armor on. How the hell is that supposed to work?

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Oblivion with FCOM and Deadly Reflex.

Sounds like level 1 in Skyrim.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'm trying to beat that (Dead Space 2) on Zealot mode, actually. ^^^ Stopped for the day at Chapter 10. It's not THAT hard, most of the time.

Until you hear the sound of one of those fleshy landmines, realize you don't know where it is, immediately backpedal, and then find out you'd walked right past it and are now catching the falling explosive on the top of your head.

Or when one of those idiot Necromorphs with the exploding arms sneak up on you and one-shot you because the asshole who pukes everywhere managed to slow you down, or when you blow up one of the exploding-arm-Necromorphs when you're both right next to a decompression window and get bisected by the emergency shutter.

Or when you forget the ones that are stationary on a wall can insta-kill you if you get too close.

Or when you suffer Doom 3 syndrome and an enemy spawns behind you and chews on Isaac's neck before you know it's there.

No, I don't know the names of any of the enemies except for like the Leaper and the Stalker. Yes, I should play with the sound on instead of listening to Review-an-Impact.

[SirAaronIII]

OH NOOO THE ANCIENT SLAUGHTERFISH AAAAA
Oblivion

[MaximumZero]

Me playing Gandhi + Napoleon with Cannons = My ass kicked. 

I'm going back to Nobunaga.

Ahem: Civ V. Sorry.

[ansontan2000]

Me playing Gandhi + Napoleon with Cannons = My ass kicked. 

I'm going back to Nobunaga.

Ga-me?

[Reudh]

I'ma gonna guess Civ V.

[Euld]

Some jerk in Whiterun insulted me.  So I went on a rampage, killing anyone who wouldn't just stand up later.  Then I walked into Dragonsreach.  Big mistake, got mobbed and pwned by the massive number of guards and unkillable NPCs.

[klingon13524]

Oh hey guys I'm just gonna jump on the roof of the bridge then I'll jump over into your base take out your snipers drink an energy drink and run past your sentry hold up why is that dispenser there oh shi-*BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABOOOOM**DEAD*

TF2. I was playing 2fort, bridgejumping scout. I fucking hate engineers.

And I'm an engineer that hates scouts.

[The Scout]

Oh hey guys I'm just gonna jump on the roof of the bridge then I'll jump over into your base take out your snipers drink an energy drink and run past your sentry hold up why is that dispenser there oh shi-*BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABOOOOM**DEAD*

TF2. I was playing 2fort, bridgejumping scout. I fucking hate engineers.

And I'm an engineer that hates scouts.

I hate heavies and snipers. I can't juggle heavies and snipers shoot me while rocket jumping.

[klingon13524]

Oh hey guys I'm just gonna jump on the roof of the bridge then I'll jump over into your base take out your snipers drink an energy drink and run past your sentry hold up why is that dispenser there oh shi-*BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABOOOOM**DEAD*

TF2. I was playing 2fort, bridgejumping scout. I fucking hate engineers.

And I'm an engineer that hates scouts.

I hate heavies and snipers. I can't juggle heavies and snipers shoot me while rocket jumping.

Same. I can barely body a still target as sniper, yet I get headshotted when I sticky or rocket jump in an open area. How the hell is their aim so good?

[jetex1911]

Okay guys, let's get going down that tunnel to Ravenholm. Oh Dog, thanks for holding the door for- KERSPLASH-CRUNCH!!!

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Synergy, the Co-op mod for Half-Life 2 and it's episodes. A glitch occurred that caused me to instantly gib into pieces the moment I step through the door Dog lifts for you in Eli's Lab.

[Sirus]

Game crashed and died. I suppose that counts.

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Damn you KoTOR, why u no work?

[Reudh]

Ohai Cynthia, what's that? You live here for the spring? Ok, I'll battle you. You can't be that difficult, right?
Oh sh--- you have a level 75 Spiritomb? No bother, I'll send out my level 75 Kyurem. Haha. Glaciate. Did little damage?

Ahm... double team should be illegal....
Dragon pulse! ...missed.
Glaciate! missed.

Dragon pulse! Critical hit! ...though Spiritomb managed to hang on. Cynthia used a Full Restore.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Critical hit. Kyurem fainted. D:
Go, Reshiram!
Reshiram used Fusion Flare! Did shit all damage.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Reshiram fainted.
Go, Revolver (Samurott!)
Revolver used Surf! The attack missed.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Revolver fainted.
Go, Cassandra (Absol!)
Cassandra used Sucker Punch, but the move failed!
Spiritomb used Double Team.
Cassandra used Night Slash. Shit all damage.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Not very effective but Cassandra fainted anyway.

Oh sh----

Go, Virizion!
Virizion used Giga Drain. Shit all damage.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Not very effective. Critical hit. Virizion fainted.

Go... Shuko! (Sawk)
Shuko used Close Combat! But nothing happened because I stupidly gave him only fighting moves.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse. Not very effective. Critical hit. Shuko hung on using Sturdy!
Shuko used Counter! But it failed, because Dark Pulse isn't a physical move.
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse AGAIN. Not very effective. Shuko fainted.

You are out of usable pokemon. You pay over $9000 to Cynthia.

I brought my strongest team to bear against Cynthia, and it was ineffectual...
Level 75 Kyurem
Level 68 Shuko (Sawk)
Level 55 Reshiram
Level 42 Virizion
Level 58 Cassandra (Absol)
Level 54 Revolver (Samurott)

Gah. Looks like I have to go training again.

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Pokemon Black. I thought Cynthia would be the pushover she was in Platinum. I was wrong.