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[Keita]

Just got stabbed by a spear through my heart, WHILST WIELDING EXCALIBUR! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME GAME!

[Apollyon]

Ok, best one so far.

So I got tired of deploying my brain and one-shotting stupid zombies with whatever weapon of mass destruction you can imagine. So I decided that instead of deploying I simply use the rocket to smash into the zombies and end the game.

My first try went like this:

Brain: Are you sure you know how to pilot this thing?
Rocket: Of course, of course, watch.
Brain: Watch out, CLIFF!

The rocket smashes into the cliff with one of the landing pads, flips over in mid air, continues spinning. A zombie throws a grenade into the body of the rocket /EXPLODING IT/, The brain suddenly emerges from the fireball, -intact-, and lands onto a grenade inside the cave and STILL ALIVE smashes into the ceiling and /EXPLODES/

Cortex Command, YOU ARE SO AWESOME

[lordcooper]

Had to restart after falling off the edge of the world in Oblivion.

I ran forward for about half an hour and then found I was swimming in nothing.
It was going so damn well too.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Had to restart after falling off the edge of the world in Oblivion.

I ran forward for about half an hour and then found I was swimming in nothing.
It was going so damn well too.

No console commands?

[Canalan]

"I bet that fan doesn't reach into the ladder space.  I made it down, up should be easy."
No, the fan reaches you.  And heavy security bots can see you on the roof.

Don't look, guess.

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Deus Ex, that level where you have to sink the cargo ship.

[Cheese]

If the game sounds awesome, it's not more amusing, it's damn annoying. Do as Canalan did, spoiler the name if you want to.

[Aklyon]

Argh.
Damn soldier ants.
Died again!

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Nethack, obviously.

[Mephisto]

I touched a robot. I fell down a pit. A robot zapped me. Repeatedly and not necessarily in that order.

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Impossible Mission, NDS

[eerr]

Guild wars, died variously to necromancer's disease, poison, and one very defensive assasin.

[Eugenitor]

Oh my crap, they remade Impossible Mission?

Protecting a planted charge on the anti-air. Blown up by it. Even a twenty-second respawn timer is worth it to get rid of that thing.

[Akura]

Protecting a planted charge on the anti-air. Blown up by it. Even a twenty-second respawn timer is worth it to get rid of that thing.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but WWIIO with your side outnumbering the enemy(resulting in a spawn delay)? Then again, you wouldn't have had to protect the charge, once it's placed, they're pretty much screwed.

[penguinofhonor]

Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. I was a ranger and I do not know how to play rangers so I ran out of arrows and got killed by a unique.

[ZhangC1459]

I mated with Morinth for fun.

[Rotten]

Macro-spawned 2000 (not a typo) alligators in Arena Mode. Went up against them as a human. 3 fps.
I then realized I had left the alligators on independent instead of team alligator so I died and then got to watch alligator bits fly everywhere.

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Oh, I wonder....

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Found out that the shoulder mounted Missile launchers in Just Cause 2 apparently have guidance systems I've failed to figure out how to use.

Well actually my last death was by satellite laser guided missiles.

I mated with Morinth for fun.

This one is really obscure isn't it?