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[Imofexios]

3 cop execution party middle of daylight in APB
"I really didn't do it"

[hemmingjay]

I was loading crates of supplies into a rocket in preparation of developing my first moonbase when a 20 ft tall centipede with fangs ripped me to shreds.

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Shores of Hazeron

[Reudh]

3 cop execution party middle of daylight in APB
"I really didn't do it"

I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

[Trapezohedron]

3 cop execution party middle of daylight in APB
"I really didn't do it"

I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

Gonna take a wild guess and assume it's APB: Reloaded.

[zekiel321]

Last time I died was in Dota 2. I was riki and they have gem of true sight which I didn't know. So it started raining stun and skills on me. Lol

[Mini]

3 cop execution party middle of daylight in APB
"I really didn't do it"

I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.

[Reudh]

Unless it's a very well known game it should be in full. I have never heard of APB.

[Jacob/Lee]

5 out of 7 enemy civs (medium difficulty) decided to play a game of "fuck over the human." All of them sent goddamn fucking hordes of rock throwers and clubmen at my village which had NO MILITARY and NO TOWERS. When the fight started, my citizens were like cockroaches exposed to the light suddenly. When I finally rallied them (and the enemy destroyed half the village) I pelted them with spears until a few stragglers were left, which promptly killed each other. They did this over and over through the first epoch all the way to the dark ages, then I finally saved and quit the game because how many times I had to rebuild my walls and gold mining camp was pissing me off.

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[Sirus]

Sounds like one of the Civilization games, but can you please be specific?

[Jacob/Lee]

5 out of 7 enemy civs (medium difficulty) decided to play a game of "fuck over the human." All of them sent goddamn fucking hordes of rock throwers and clubmen at my village which had NO MILITARY and NO TOWERS. When the fight started, my citizens were like cockroaches exposed to the light suddenly. When I finally rallied them (and the enemy destroyed half the village) I pelted them with spears until a few stragglers were left, which promptly killed each other. They did this over and over through the first epoch all the way to the dark ages, then I finally saved and quit the game because how many times I had to rebuild my walls and gold mining camp was pissing me off.

Wow, after almost an entire page on how people need to post the name of the game, you do this. I'm going to guess Age of Empires, Rise of Nations or Empire Earth.

Hell, I kept telling myself to post the name of the game and I forgot at the very end.

Anyway, it was Empire Earth.

[Biag]

Unless it's a very well known game it should be in full. I have never heard of APB.

He followed the supposed "rule" and a ten-second Google can get you the information you requested. Please don't clutter the thread by asking for information that's easily available to the interested.

OT: Someone mentioned to me that they had lost an object of sentimental and practical importance deep within a booby-trapped ruins, due to being accosted by what she called a "dwarven construct" but I will more accurately redefine as a "giant robot." I had never ventured into Dwemer ruins, so I didn't know what to expect and saved at every closed door, but as it happened the dungeon crawl was a pleasantly challenging romp with some close calls but no actual deaths. I fought my way through the local Falmer (goblin?) infestation, found a nice hat for my housecarl, and eventually located a passage that seemed like it would lead out of the dungeon. "Hmm," I said. "I wonder if I missed a door somewhere? I would have expected the giant robot to be in some kind of boss arena, not the gatehouse." Then a giant robot burned me to death in a cloud of steam.

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Skyrim

[varnish]

Thou spieth trolls under the bridge!

Varnish sneaks across...

Shamino sneaks across...

Caught!

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Ultima 5

[Reudh]

So I'm the one cluttering the thread by asking that a name be spelled out, when those who posted the meme images a while back weren't? Huh.

Last death: Crazybob's Cops and Robbers on GTA:SA:MP. I arrested the Public Enemy no. 1, in return he put a $50000 hit on me. Three hitmen showed up to chase after me, so i shot one of the tires on their car and attempted to flee on foot. I made it to the other side of the river, commandeered a hotrod (I was on 25% health and no armor due to their occasional shots hitting me), drove very hurriedly back to the Los Santos Police Department where I would have safe asylum, got a medic to heal me and bought new armour, then ran down to the underground carpark where another cop pushed me into the wall's geometry, causing me to die.

[Flying Dice]

So I'm the one cluttering the thread by asking that a name be spelled out, when those who posted the meme images a while back weren't? Huh.

Other people getting away with doing something wrong = it is okay to do something wrong?

Quite apart from the previously mentioned facts that he posted the name of the game, and that the first link google gives for 'APB' is the wikipedia page for it (at least, for anyone who can muster the immense levels of courage and stamina to open a new tab to google something), APB isn't exactly obscure.


OT:

Decided to do a flying assassination on someone from the top of a tower, hoping that starting the killcam animation would cancel my inertia. It... did not work out so well.

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TES V. OH WAIT THAT IS TOO OBSCURE; Skyrim.