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[Trapezohedron]

Chin got blasted by a salamander's self destruct attack, then soon enough, a gigantic cyclops threw a spiky ball at Hatapon. Needless to say, all of my progress got nullified.

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Patapon 3, while attempting to solo the Heights of Lust.

[ansontan2000]

Lol, freaking unlucky New Guy. That level took me 20 tries.

I got stunned and taunted and supressed in LoL. It took me 10 seconds to die (300 armor and magic resist).

League of Legends

[612DwarfAvenue]

I was standing near disposal with three corpses near me, two of them not fully dead and my own doing. I decided to pretend to start dragging one to genetics to be revived, and finish the job on the way there. As soon as I rounded the corner, I saw the captain, who stunned me with his energy gun. Before I could even type what I wanted to say, my pockets were emptied and my cylume saber and cryptographic sequencer were discovered. Realizing that my round was ruined, and that I'll inevitably fail my objectives, I promptly committed suicide and logged out.

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Space Station 13

Was that /tg/station or Goonstation? Because unless the Captain knew you were the Traitor, that's some very bullshit RP on his part that he'd only be able to get away with on /tg/station or Goonstation.

[klingon13524]

I was standing near disposal with three corpses near me, two of them not fully dead and my own doing. I decided to pretend to start dragging one to genetics to be revived, and finish the job on the way there. As soon as I rounded the corner, I saw the captain, who stunned me with his energy gun. Before I could even type what I wanted to say, my pockets were emptied and my cylume saber and cryptographic sequencer were discovered. Realizing that my round was ruined, and that I'll inevitably fail my objectives, I promptly committed suicide and logged out.

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Space Station 13

Was that /tg/station or Goonstation? Because unless the Captain knew you were the Traitor, that's some very bullshit RP on his part that he'd only be able to get away with on /tg/station or Goonstation.

Goonstation Gibbed #4. Also, I was acting suspiciously before, but they couldn't confirm that I was traitor.

[trees]

I was tasked with helping some loners with interrupting a weapon shipment between some bandits and Duty members. Right after I get in to position and we open up fire on them, I get a message that an emission is about to occur and to find cover. Turns out that the closest cover is a small cellar in the center of the building that's swarming with bandits. I decided to sprint to it anyway and managed to make it without catching any bullets. A few of the loners end up joining me but we can still hear fighting going on above. Right before the emission hits, one of the bandits manages to lob a grenade right in to the cellar, killing one of the guys and heavily wounding everyone else. The remaining loners charge out to kill him and the second they step out of the cellar the emission hits, turning them all in to braindead zombies who proceeded to turn around and deliver plenty of bullets straight in to my face.

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat

[Akura]

Teleporting onto a Magic Sigil, Teleport being my only Magic-type spell at the time(needs same-type magic to activate a Sigil). Not knowing what a Sigil did, it seemed reasonable at the time.

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Triangle Wizard. My first death, followed by many more, some just as silly.

[Vibhor]

Placed the moongate on the wrong tile and got teleported in the void, was welcomed by daemons there who quickly annihilated my party.

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Ultima 6

[Trapezohedron]

At the Evilmass of Adamance, got raped by a guilotine that was connected to a switch. Stupid Cannasault getting in the way.

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Patapon 3

[Sirus]

Killed by a Devourer while attempting to fend off various Eaters. My iron armor and magic boomerang weren't up to the job.

Terraria.

[Loud Whispers]

Throwing a rock at some poor wretch without a jaw. He stabbed me

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Amnesia: The dark descent.

[Orangebottle]

I flew as hard and as fast as I could, stopping only to throw a glowing ball of ruby light at my opponent. When I had left him safely behind, I began casting a spell of recall. In the midst of my casting, a massive red thing composed mostly of claws, teeth, and glowing green eyes charged from the brush nearby and devoured me whole.

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League of Legends. I was playing as Kayle, Cho'Gath used his Feast ability to finish me off.

[Reudh]

Hunting through the night, I killed bandits and many more creatures. Some of them tasted good. I didn't like the goblins...
Then I saw a lone man on the road. Lightly armed, I could take him.

To my horror, I saw he was the bane of my kind. A werewolf hunter. I could do the only thing I could think- press my attack before he had the chance to use that evil metal, silver. I defeated him, ate him and howled at the moon. My instincts were much sharper than before. I was empowered.

Then I heard a man go near the body of the werewolf hunter. "The body's still warm, the killer mustn't be far away..." I hid in the bushes and waited for him to pass, so that I could pounce on him from behind.

He turned on me and in three swift strikes the silver had rent me limb from limb.

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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, with the Curse of Hircine Resurrected mod.

[Elfeater]

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that sounds like a lotta fun

[ansontan2000]

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You play LoL too? How about we play together OrangeBottle?

[Ehndras]

Beat the Greeks in my last game of Civ V as the almighty English thanks to their godly longbowmen, and decided to buy Europa Universalis III from Steam since its only 3 dollars just for today. I then proceeded to play as England as usual and get my ass kicked by France while Scotland attacked me from the north. Somehow, by 1493, I managed to gain peace with France, discover America, and destroy Scotland until they became my vassals, hehe.

Then came the video driver crash. :| I didn't save.

Anyone here play Civ V or EU3? I've got a group of 6 people, Bay12er buddies and family, who play Civ V daily. Also looking for people to Play EU3 with