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[Galick]

I got killed several times while attempting to recover my horse from some salvagers with pipes, then I went to the garage and had it towed and couldn't mount it so I rage quit.

Game please?  Sounds kinda cool

[Itnetlolor]

Almost died before making an ally of my attacker (was short 500 units of gold or food, but made it just after losing my stable; thanks to market purchase/selling), and lost to the other computer opponent because my demo-squad of battering rams and trebuchets were held off well due to a couple choke-points made by walls. I lost to the computer due to a wonder victory. ARGH!!!!

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Age of Empires II: Conquerors
Moderate Difficulty
2 computer opponents

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I got killed several times while attempting to recover my horse from some salvagers with pipes, then I went to the garage and had it towed and couldn't mount it so I rage quit.

Game please?  Sounds kinda cool

Fallen Earth, I'm sort of under leveled for the area I'm in. So I die a lot when my friend isn't there to kill things for me.

[jaxy15]

After Goku got hit by the Planet Burst from red potara Kid Buu, I was left with Vegeta.
I almost got Buu, but he fired a planet burst at me when I was close. That attack had enough power to nearly kill me at full health!
I managed to use an explosive wave before I absorbed too much damage, but that still nearly killed me.
Then I got hit by ki blasts and died.

Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3.

[612DwarfAvenue]

An Elite kicked me in the face.

Halo: Reach, in Firefight mode.

[Tarran]

An Elite kicked me in the face.

Halo: Reach, in Firefight mode.

I feel your pain. Goddamn Elites and their ninja-kick abilities.

[Angel Of Death]

I had killed several hundred people. The police were onto me, they knew what I was doing. Eventually, they raided my house, finding me. I charged at them with a knife, but I was shot down. I still felt alive... I couldn't have been dead. I rose as a zombie, hungry for human flesh. The bullets were harmless against me, simply embedding in my flesh which now had no use. I broke their necks, one by one and exited my house, filled with rage at mankind. I hunted people at night, devouring their flesh and cutting their bodies apart. Eventually, the SWAT caught up with me. I was shot until I could no longer move. My head was then crushed and my body set ablaze.

*Ahem*

AFTER MANY PEOPLE ASKING WHAT GAME YOU ARE ON ABOUT IN THIS THREAD I HAVE MADE IT MANDATORY FOR YOU TO TELL US IN YOUR POST. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING METEOR SWARM'D
TO DEATH.
Seriously guys, just spoiler it or something.
(Repeat offenders shall be called names.)

Someone's gonna quote it and scream it at you eventually so I might as well save some people some time by doing it myself. Without the oversized text, of course, since it's rather... crude in my opinion.

It's a pen and paper game I've been working on. It is currently nameless. It started out as a serial killer game, but now it's just a "Go fucking berserk and kill everybody in your city" game. It can still be played as a serial killer game, though.

Sounds awesome. How the hell did you come back to life, though?

Well, at the begining of the game, you pick several traits. These traits can range from skill buffs to personality traits. The only traits that you HAVE to pick are the ones regarding your prefered method of killing and prefered victim. I picked the 'infected' trait, which makes you rise as a zombie once killed, but does not allow you to pick any other traits apart from the method and victim traits. I'm going to make it so that there are several different types of zombies.

[Akura]

My AT gun managed to not only blow itself up, but most of the guys in my trench. Even worse was that its own shell landed behind it and a little to the side. Seriously, how in the hell do you manage to do that, AT crew?!

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Mud & Blood 2. Last damn time I use M3s.

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X-COM: Apocalypse.

I've noticed that when using Cheatfinder, and accidentally keeping certain values frozen(ie: money. I'm a cheating bastard), it'll cause a similar error upon entering the battle mode(which is a seperate .exe, I believe).

My modified crab gun broke because I suck at lua and instead of a shotgun effect it spat out an endless stream of crabs/crab gibs that could not be stopped.  Somehow this caused me to explode.

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Cortex Command

Sounds like you hit the MOID limit, which causes newly spawned mobile objects(like crab legs) to replace existing objects, killing the replaced objects(starting with your brain, apparently). Crabs in particular occupy several MOID slots, and dropping a lot of crabs is effecticely suicide.

[UltraValican]

Mudo spam.

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Strange Jouney

[612DwarfAvenue]

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X-COM: Apocalypse.

I've noticed that when using Cheatfinder, and accidentally keeping certain values frozen(ie: money. I'm a cheating bastard), it'll cause a similar error upon entering the battle mode(which is a seperate .exe, I believe).

Only thing i've done is use Midnight Editor to make the Government and Megapol and such fully hate the Aliens and the Cult of Sirius from the get-go (and to make the Cult hate X-COM fully*).

_{*Though because of my repeated raiding and *cough* Autocannon HE and IN rounds on "automatic" fire *cough* their income's negative, so sadly they aint gonna be raiding me any time soon. Too bad, i wanted to see how effective my base defences were D:. Guess i'll just have to wait for the Aliens to raid me.
Or or could piss off Diablo, since the only thing i buy from them is Incendiary Grenades, and i already have a bunch and it's not like i use them that often...}

[Burnt Pies]

Most of the raids I've had have been done by the Gravball League. I guess that missed Medium Disruptor shot which completely levelled one of the stadiums kinda annoyed them... Psyke managed to get themselves taken over by the Aliens, but they've been quiet, Osiron hate me because their slums level themselves at the slightest opportunity, and that opportunity is frequently a stray Disruptor, Transtellar are Transtellar, and Marsec has decided the Aliens are the best thing since Sliced Bread.

Still, only Osiron and Gravball have ever raided, and 3/4 of them were Gravball.

As for death... Well... I woke up at 8PM today feeling like death, although that probably doesn't count.

[LostCosmonaut]

An Elite kicked me in the face.

Halo: Reach, in Firefight mode.

I feel your pain. Goddamn Elites and their ninja-kick abilities.

Solution: Acquire plasma pistol and DMR. Kill elites in two shots.

[Thexor]

and Marsec has decided the Aliens are the best thing since Sliced Bread.

 
That's... never a good statement to make about an Apoc game. It's a pity you can never manufacture your own flying armour, eh?



My last death: I, as a pathetically-squishy Wizard, charged head-first into a room full of bandits with the intent of roasting them before my allies ran into the line of fire. I then discovered that my allies' AI was disabled (due to me leaving Puppet Mode active), meaning that my well-armoured dwarf and other melee companions were twiddling their thumbs outside the doorway while I was sliced into ribbons.

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Neverwinter Nights 2. The AI pulls some really stupid moves when their AI is enabled ("I want to stand over there!" *attack of opportunity* x4)... but I tend to pull some pretty stupid maneuvers when it's disabled. 

[Burnt Pies]

Speaking as someone who never quite got the hang of the flying armour, I don't really care. More goodies for me if they try a raid, and I'm free of dependence upon their weapon systems anyway.

[Peewee]

I accidentally landed the ISS.

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