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Wolf Tengu

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3195 on: July 28, 2011, 08:34:31 pm »
I was playing Elona.

My character can pretty much handle the first floor of a level 1 or 2 dungeon. I was strolling around and the punk in front of me
explodes into gibs, then an ice hound nukes me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3196 on: July 28, 2011, 09:02:50 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 28, 2011, 08:18:57 pm
Quote from: Sirus on July 28, 2011, 08:05:13 pm
I was wrestled to death.

My opponent and I had lost our weapons, so I tried to tackle him. I misjudged the distance and landed at his feet. I tried to get away, but he ripped my legs off and stomped on my head, crushing it instantly.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3197 on: July 28, 2011, 09:39:56 pm »
Last city crushed by the Brutii. My 1/2 stack of Armored Hoplites were no match for their THREE stacks of Praetorian and Early Cohort. GOSHDARN IT, HOW DID THEY EVEN MAKE THEM SO FAST?!?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3198 on: July 28, 2011, 09:49:47 pm »
MEDIC!

Team Fortress 2.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3199 on: July 28, 2011, 10:27:34 pm »
Quote from: Akura on July 28, 2011, 09:02:50 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 28, 2011, 08:18:57 pm
Quote from: Sirus on July 28, 2011, 08:05:13 pm
I was wrestled to death.

My opponent and I had lost our weapons, so I tried to tackle him. I misjudged the distance and landed at his feet. I tried to get away, but he ripped my legs off and stomped on my head, crushing it instantly.

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There's an update? What's the latest version of Cortex Command?
Devlog is still showing B24, but it has videos showcasing a seriously fucking awesome engine in development by someone else.
Apparently B24 isn't as new as I thought. I'm still running B23 in any case, I'm not sure my mods would survive the changes.

Anyway, I lost my faction leader in Medieval Total War II the other day. Playing as the British, and while Scotland has been defeated, France basically rules the Vatican and threatens excommunication any time I try to attack. It also appears that I have no friends in the world, as diplomats will show up from the Papal States and other countries, demand money in exchange for not attacking, and then attack anyway. Now I'm desperately trying to hold onto my mainland cities as they face constant attack from very large armies.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3200 on: July 28, 2011, 11:22:34 pm »
I just met my first zombie hulk.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3201 on: July 28, 2011, 11:33:24 pm »
After escaping shockers, spitters, necromancers, and massive hordes of zeds, my cocaine addicted russian base ball bat swinger of death was crippled by a wolf and a fast zombie, then beat to death by a brute. I guess I should have used all that vodka to make molotovs :P
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Wolf Tengu

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3202 on: July 29, 2011, 12:12:50 am »
I entered a portal in elona. Ended up in the doom fortress at level 6. Turned round to leave, BAM dead.
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SirAaronIII

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3203 on: July 29, 2011, 12:15:55 am »
Alligators came up from the river and owned all my survivors.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3204 on: July 29, 2011, 03:07:29 am »
I left the captain's quarters and flicked open my lighter, only to explode into a dozen bloody chunks. I took half the station's vitals with me, blew open three floors and a half a dozen windows, leaked atmosphere, and back the whole damn station up.

Moral of the story is, don't smoke and Captain.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3205 on: July 29, 2011, 05:11:48 am »
Quote from: Ehndras on July 29, 2011, 03:07:29 am
I left the captain's quarters and flicked open my lighter, only to explode into a dozen bloody chunks. I took half the station's vitals with me, blew open three floors and a half a dozen windows, leaked atmosphere, and back the whole damn station up.

Moral of the story is, don't smoke and Captain.

Space Station 13 on Bay 12 server FTW!

Yep, that round just ended. Eventually we all died from heat (from the engine maybe, not sure exactly), so the AI readied the escape pods while the Cyborg dragged our bodies onto the pod.

Moral of the story is, keep the engine cooled down, just so you know it's not the cause of people burning up even when they're wearing Firesuits.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3206 on: July 29, 2011, 05:25:15 am »
Some asshole stabbed me to death.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3207 on: July 29, 2011, 09:30:03 am »
Wait... then how did you post here?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3208 on: July 29, 2011, 09:49:50 am »
Mmmnnn yes, I share his skepticism.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #3209 on: July 29, 2011, 09:54:57 am »
Obviously he had an extra life.
Perhaps from a 7-Up
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