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[zakkeh]

Playing Fayde, was wandering around Legion Jungle. Ally was bashing on Magebane, who of course blinked away with about 100 hp left. Ghost marchers, ulti for 1200 clearsight and invis. Run straight down the lane past 2 towers into Legion base. Cast my shadow stun, to miss by mere inches. I'm at the final two towers, get bombarded, and as I reach a safe distance I die and get spammed with "Huahuahuahuahuahuahua" by Magebane as he heals back up

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Heroes of Newerth

[ein]

Fucking Meira.
Grah, she's so damn fast.

I have a love-hate relationship with stage 2 bosses.
On one hand, some of them are amongst my favourite Touhous; Chen, Kogasa, Meira.
On the other, fighting them is just blarg.

[sonerohi]

DDO, battling a fire elemental boss. Switch out to a rapier with frost damage enhancements, start cutting into him. Ice mephits behind me. Start hitting them, healing them for a good three minutes before I realize my mistake. Run away in the wrong direction, get raped by trolls.

[Detonate]

i just died of dehydration in urw. i had a northern bow, had enough furs and food for winter already and spring hadn't yet passed. i was almost finished building my home, and just didn't remember to stop to get a drink... anyone can relate?

Urw? Isn't that this game?

Anyway, I jumped the gun and invaded Iraq far too early. I figured that after 2 months of steadily increasing troops in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey along with surgical strikes whenever I could send them would be enough. I was dead wrong. The war was a total failure, and over 30,000 American troops died compared to their 2,000. The troops were withdrawn and I decided that it was time for drastic measures. I sent out two nukes into Iraq. The world then descended into anarchy and total war. China had then issued a nuclear strike to the U.S., and I retaliated by doing the same. Then France got into the action, and did the same as China did to me. The U.K. attacked France, then. India started to condemn the government of the U.K. France attacked India. The Soviet Union, although sided with China, tried to improve relations. In the end, the U.S., the U.K., France, and China were all decimated.

Shadow President.

[FuzzyZergling]

Did Canada survive?

[Detonate]

Did Canada survive?

Yes, amidst the carnage of a nuclear genocide, Canada emerged unscathed. It then became the country with the highest quality of life.

[SirAaronIII]

I had half a heart left, and I didn't have any food, so I jumped into a cactus.

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Minecraft.

[Akura]

Anyway, I jumped the gun and invaded Iraq far too early. I figured that after 2 months of steadily increasing troops in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey along with surgical strikes whenever I could send them would be enough. I was dead wrong. The war was a total failure, and over 30,000 American troops died compared to their 2,000. The troops were withdrawn and I decided that it was time for drastic measures. I sent out two nukes into Iraq. The world then descended into anarchy and total war. China had then issued a nuclear strike to the U.S., and I retaliated by doing the same. Then France got into the action, and did the same as China did to me. The U.K. attacked France, then. India started to condemn the government of the U.K. France attacked India. The Soviet Union, although sided with China, tried to improve relations. In the end, the U.S., the U.K., France, and China were all decimated.

Shadow President.

Wait, the French nuked you?! And then they nuked India for defending them?

I guess that's payback for all the resistance members used as meatshields in Mud&Blood 2...

[Detonate]

Anyway, I jumped the gun and invaded Iraq far too early. I figured that after 2 months of steadily increasing troops in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey along with surgical strikes whenever I could send them would be enough. I was dead wrong. The war was a total failure, and over 30,000 American troops died compared to their 2,000. The troops were withdrawn and I decided that it was time for drastic measures. I sent out two nukes into Iraq. The world then descended into anarchy and total war. China had then issued a nuclear strike to the U.S., and I retaliated by doing the same. Then France got into the action, and did the same as China did to me. The U.K. attacked France, then. India started to condemn the government of the U.K. France attacked India. The Soviet Union, although sided with China, tried to improve relations. In the end, the U.S., the U.K., France, and China were all decimated.

Shadow President.

Wait, the French nuked you?! And then they nuked India for defending them?

I guess that's payback for all the resistance members used as meatshields in Mud&Blood 2...

My memory isn't very clear, but I think India was condemning both France and the U.K. I have no idea who struck first, India or France. By the time I quit (about 2 weeks after the first strike on Iraq) all the countries who were fighting WWIII were out of IBCMs (execpt for India it seems, but all I remember them doing is issuing a small invasion force) and it really was just the U.K. and France condemning each other. By then the Soviet Union was the only remaining power.

[Greiger]

Despite my apparent destiny to be a great hero, I instead decided to go out hunting in the wilds.

 I managed to wound a giraffe well enough with sharpened rocks to be able to catch up to it and make it pass out from a sword to the leg.  Afterwards I hacked at it's neck repeatedly (5 times) until it flew off.  And butchered it into some bone needles, which I then used to make the skin into some armor, and a handfull of bolts to make wounding the next one easier.

While in the process of hunting my next long necked quadruped night started to fall.  So I ran as fast as I could to the nearest settlement.

Not fast enough apperantly, as less than 100 meters from the safety of a village I was attacked by boogeymen in some farmer's field.  I crippled one, but got overwhelmed and punched so hard my face went through my brain.

[Szord]

I was killed by a guard
Elder scrolls 2

[Akura]

Thrown off a ledge after getting hit by a flamerthrower wielded by a guy with a jetpack and Tourrettes.

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MGS3, fighting The Fury.

[NewsMuffin]

Jumped off a ledge, landed, slid to lower the damage, and wall jumped up to the next ledge to get to the hostage. Two enemies guide him along slowly, so I take a detour into a waste pit, vaulting over barriers in front of the resistance fighters. I drop one with my Kross, whip out my automatic pistol, shoot then knife the second guy, and down the hostage.

I go to finish the first guy, and was killed by his cortex bomb. No one was a medic.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Not a good idea taking on a hostile war party with only 6 soldiers.

Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword.

[adwarf]

6 Jetpack Brutes, and me with only a Carbine, and 40 rounds needless to say I got my *** handed to me.

Halo 3: ODST