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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2025 on: April 02, 2011, 01:45:59 pm »

Game. FUCKING GAME.

Don't be an asshole.  Ask and/or mention the OP's rule.  Don't just demand "FUCKING GAME" in all caps.
I think you misunderstood what context I was saying fucking game in. I meant fucking game as in it sounded really fucking awesome. I did not mean it in a demanding way.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2026 on: April 02, 2011, 01:47:50 pm »

I think you misunderstood what context I was saying fucking game in. I meant fucking game as in it sounded really fucking awesome. I did not mean it in a demanding way.

My mistake then.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2027 on: April 02, 2011, 02:08:48 pm »

Quote from: Star Zoo
You engage the Dreadnought. Brazen suicide.
Target is damaged for 1 point of armor.
The defender responds.
Target eliminated.
Your ship has been destroyed.
>_>

<_<
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 02:10:41 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2028 on: April 02, 2011, 02:22:11 pm »

Quote from: Star Zoo
You engage the Dreadnought. Brazen suicide.
Target is damaged for 1 point of armor.
The defender responds.
Target eliminated.
Your ship has been destroyed.
>_>

<_<
What did you expect fighting the Dreadnought?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2029 on: April 02, 2011, 02:45:23 pm »

got swarmed in a solaris match.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2030 on: April 02, 2011, 02:57:12 pm »

Quote from: Star Zoo
You engage the Dreadnought. Brazen suicide.
Target is damaged for 1 point of armor.
The defender responds.
Target eliminated.
Your ship has been destroyed.
>_>

<_<
What did you expect fighting the Dreadnought?
I was curious damnit! I wasn't expecting an instant ki-
Quote from: Star Zoo
The Space Station fires on you with innumerable weapons.
Target eliminated.
You ship has been destroyed.

GAAAAAHHHHHHHTHISGAMEISEVILEVILEVIL!!!!!
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2031 on: April 02, 2011, 02:58:40 pm »

Oh, this wasn't my last death, but it's a good story.

We were taking a chopper to the target when the warning light comes on and we hear the beep of death. A missile screams by the window near me, quickly followed by an Su-25. We're freaking out at this point, and it swings around and fires another missile.

Boom.

Heavy damage, somehow the engines are still operable. Our pilot is taking us down for an emergency landing, when the Su lights us up with it's nose gun. Engines cut, we drop the last few feet like a rock, and scramble out of the chopper. It tips over and explodes just as we reach safe distance. We run for the forest, hoping the Su doesn't try to strafe us.

The guy in front of me goes down injured as enemies open fire from the treeline.

I drag him with me as we retreat to the wrecked chopper, blindly firing my rifle one handed. We get behind the wreck and our medic started healing him. We call for evac, a chopper with an escort is on the way. We hold out just barely, and the chopper is on the horizon. Our squad leader calls out an enemy with an AA launcher, and I rush out firing full auto. I'm gunned down in seconds, but in those seconds, my squad lined up shots and killed the AA guy, before escaping on the chopper.

Singleplayer or multiplayer?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2032 on: April 02, 2011, 04:25:43 pm »

...Not enough hand rails. Just not enough.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2033 on: April 02, 2011, 04:41:27 pm »

Wild magic turned me into a lady, then it reflected my own death spell...
...What? Game?
Well, its the same game that throws cows at you if you mess up your wild magic, but I had fun..

Baulders gate 2, throne of baal.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2034 on: April 02, 2011, 05:37:21 pm »

Went down a flight of stairs and noticed a couple of Ants, a Centaur (With Bow!), A worm and some other dungeon trash. Immediately ran away, but got chased down by the Ants and Centaur. I managed to beserk my way through the Ants, but lost a lot of health and used up all my health potions. Centaur put a couple of arrows in me as I closed with him, then murderised me up close.

Crawl is Cruel.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2035 on: April 02, 2011, 05:39:59 pm »

USE CLOUDS.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2036 on: April 02, 2011, 05:41:06 pm »

Double Spark. How can Marisa even use that, I thought that was Yuuka's special move?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2037 on: April 02, 2011, 05:42:14 pm »

I was a level 6 Kobold Beserker, I had no clouds. I had found a scroll which summoned a horde of butterflies, but a goblin killed them all.

I found a fog scroll on the first level of the dungeon next character. I was saddened by this mishap of timing.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2038 on: April 02, 2011, 06:17:37 pm »

Tried X-Com again.

I got cut to death by a giant Lobster, my third best Aquanaut get stinged to death by a jellyfish, and Tarran got mowed down by thirteen successful Sonic weapon hits.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #2039 on: April 02, 2011, 06:21:36 pm »

3 Wolves ate me and my friend.  :(

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