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[hector13]

Playing GTA San Andreas, 'cause it's the best one, on PS4.

Not used to old-school controls in which the X button is accelerate and Square is brake.

Doing one of the early missions in which the game teaches you how to spray over enemy gangs' graffiti tags, it tells you to spray enemy gang member in face. Police see, I get one star. I shoot police officers, get two stars (I believe that two wanted stars are permanent, you need to spray your car or collect something to get rid of them) and then bug out 'cause I can't remember how to shoot and run out of bullets.

Spray over the remaining tags for the mission while dodging bullets, then my character's brother pulls up in a car. I get in, hold R2 (the look right button) and wonder why the car doesn't move, thinking it's a cut scene as the police arrest me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA San Andreas

[Akura]

Tried to hold-up a child soldier, so I could neutralize him non-violently. The option to tell him to get down wasn't on the command list, and as I was considering just facepunching him unconscious, he whips around and knifes me.

That's not what killed me. That simply started a massive gunbattle against the other child soldiers in the village which, after it rained tranquilizer darts on the entire place, was Quieted down and gave me a clear path to their leader.

Spoiler: What killed me was getting machete-shanked by (click to show/hide)

a teenaged Liquid Snake.

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. At first I thought it might be a young Raiden, but I'm not actually sure he's even been born yet in the timeline. Not yet old enough to be a child soldier anyway.

[AzyWng]

Spoiler: Your killer's true identity: (click to show/hide)

He's confirmed to be a young Liquid Snake, and I think there was a scrapped idea about Eli stealing a Metal Gear at the end of the game and making a huge mess. I don't have any definitive sources on that either.

Spoiler: How To Not Die By Machete: (click to show/hide)

Bring a tranquilizer weapon and shoot him once, then dodge his attacks and wait for the White Mamba to stumble around a bit, which is when you'll be able to slam him. Rinse and repeat.

OR: Snipe him with a tranq rifle through a window of the ship he's in.

[EnigmaticHat]

That fight for me went something like this:

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I started the fight by flashbanging him, knocked him down, and then shot him with a tranq dart.  I naively believed that enough tranquilizer to knock out an adult would at the very least knock out a kid.  Instead, he ran away, and all the child soldiers that I had snuck past immediately started firing their guns at random into the boat.  Some of them even came up the little wooden walkway, although they didn't enter the boat proper.

I ended up running away, dropping some ammo supply drops, and then knocking out a bunch of kids.  I didn't actually have the child fulton (can you at that point?  I don't remember) so I had to make do with fighting boat kid while everyone else was asleep.

[Rolan7]

I had a bad FRICKEN AMAZING time.  Several times.  Game rocks.

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Undertale

[Teneb]

That fight for me went something like this:

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I started the fight by flashbanging him, knocked him down, and then shot him with a tranq dart.  I naively believed that enough tranquilizer to knock out an adult would at the very least knock out a kid.  Instead, he ran away, and all the child soldiers that I had snuck past immediately started firing their guns at random into the boat.  Some of them even came up the little wooden walkway, although they didn't enter the boat proper.

I ended up running away, dropping some ammo supply drops, and then knocking out a bunch of kids.  I didn't actually have the child fulton (can you at that point?  I don't remember) so I had to make do with fighting boat kid while everyone else was asleep.

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You don't have the child fulton at that point. I literally knocked out every single kid and hauled them back to the helicopter. Then just applied mecha-fist to face on the boss.

Punching actually solves a lot of problems in the game. The first time I defeated Quiet, it was this way. She just appeared next to me in a sandstorm.

[AzyWng]

Mistook a quest that was given to me - I wound up selling the barrels of Ale I had to deliver to the tavern of a town.

Purchasing them took me about 350 denars, and the payout for the job was about 190.

Hooray me.

EDIT:

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Mount and Blade.

By the way, I think the denar is different from the denarius.

[Mathel]

What roman game was it?


My death: Tried to get to the Sher'Tul fortress in lake Nur, was killed by radiant horrors.

Tales of Maj'Eyal.

[Rolan7]

Mistook a quest that was given to me - I wound up selling the barrels of Ale I had to deliver to the tavern of a town.

Purchasing them took me about 350 denars, and the payout for the job was about 190.

Hooray me.

METEEEEOOOORS
(Mount & Blade.  And I think I did that once, too.)

Edit:

I had a bad FRICKEN AMAZING time.  Several times.  Game rocks.

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Undertale

I had an EVEN BETTER time, then got dunked on.  Best.  Death.  Ever.

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Still Undertale, still Sans.
Game truly over, for me.  Critical hit to the feels.
Hell I might replay pacifist eventually, if only to have the GOOD Mettaton fight again.

[Egan_BW]

Wait, are you saying that you did not complete the Bad Times, and have given up?

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C̕͢͞͝҉͎͓͕̱̜ͅò̵̢̳̰̥͓̬̤̱̪̣̞̺̪͎̻͓̳͚̀ẁ̸̴͔̼̳̱̲͍̪̗͓̻͈̤̲a̵̤̖̠͓̞̬̩̲͚͘ͅr̵̛҉̤̦̯̥̻̦̣̗̜̲̹͙̯ͅd҉̣͎̠̞̙̭̬̞͇̀ͅ.̸̙̻̬͕́͟͡͠

[Rolan7]

Yeah.
No, full stop, that is the end of it.
AND SO IT GOES

[EnigmaticHat]

What I love about Sans and Undyne is that

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even tho they're NPCs, sometimes the good guys win

[Mathel]

Went through the out of time zone, halfling ruins. Then went to Dredfell. While devastating skeletons and orcs, i found a vault. I went inside destroyed all opposition in there and started looting. Then the power went out.

This was all done in 1 sitting, without saving.

Edit: I did not realise that the game autosaves each floor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tales of Maj'Eyal

[itisnotlogical]

Finally at long last sitting down to do the main Skyrim DLCs, starting with Dawnguard. I came across a master vampire in Dimhollow. I locked him in a room with Hakon (from Call of Valor shout) to soften him up before going in myself. When I go in we trade blows as normal, doing regular damage to eachother. Then, for no reason, I die in one hit. I had well over 70% health left, and it wasn't an execution or a spell that I could see.

I've never used the breakdown/combat log feature in any RPG that had it, but I kinda wish there was one in Skyrim now.

[TD1]

Arrrgh. I was wearing virtually indestructible diamond armour. Virtually, however, is not literally. Fell into a hole with a zombie, three skeletons standing above me shooting in. Didn't last long.

Came back with leather armour and wooden sword. Got owned so many times that my stuff disappeared, though not my diamond armour/sword which a skele picked up. Biggest loss was my one-shot-kill bow. Ah well - Glamdring survived.

Minecraft