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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1860 on: March 21, 2011, 06:54:34 pm »

I went to sleep; a group of Bogeymen attacked me without warning.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1861 on: March 21, 2011, 06:56:19 pm »

Failed a Trial of Possession while driving a Stormcrow against a pair of Nova's and some other mech.

Edit: Tried again. First ERPPC shot from the Pouncer that was the third in the trial took my head off in one shot. Congrats for those three, they got a mint stormcrow.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1862 on: March 21, 2011, 07:00:42 pm »

Another goddamn V2. Inaccurate weapons my a%#...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1863 on: March 21, 2011, 07:04:33 pm »

V1 Blitz?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1864 on: March 21, 2011, 07:12:20 pm »

Pikemen charging cavalry. My cavalry. My General's Bodyguard Cavalry. With my general at the front.
My best general.

Medieval 2: Total War, playing as Milan against Holy Roman Empire.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1865 on: March 21, 2011, 07:34:53 pm »

V1 Blitz?
Nope. Just a *fweeeeeeerocketlandsdeadinfrontofbunkereveryonedies* out of nowhere.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1866 on: March 21, 2011, 07:39:27 pm »

Unlucky...

Watch out for V1 blitzes though. nasty work those are...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1867 on: March 21, 2011, 07:41:50 pm »

Eaten alive by a truly unfair number of zombies. Evidently my push-mower, two knives, and single-shot battery launcher were insufficient against over 600 zombies split 32 ways, even in the safety of my house. It's hard to say whether I lived long enough to resort to bashing them with my tastefully-arranged washing machines.

At least I was drunk at the time.


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1868 on: March 21, 2011, 09:19:13 pm »

Jumped in a elevator...

The Necromorph slices you in the lower body from behind with the bone claw!
The bloody part sails off in an arc.
You have died.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1869 on: March 21, 2011, 10:11:06 pm »

Was mining far below trying to get more iron for my ever so iron hungry obsessions in the industrial mod.  Then I hear a boom.  Then a Ssssssss Boom.  The moment the Ssss started I was spinning around and flailing wildly.  Oddly no creeper.

But the slightly different sounding booms continue after a short time, whatever caused them seeming to have been stunned by the creeper blast for a moment, and they now seem madder.  I'm in a small 4 wide natural platform like cavern.  Lava freaking everywhere at both ways down off the platform.  I have no room to maneuver and fleeing is likely to result in a magmay death as the routes to my location are mostly over lava and both are rather perilous even when moving slowly and carefully let alone quickly, in a panic, with who knows what possibly causing knock-around.

Then BOOM! a cave ogre busts through the wall Kool-Aid man style.  Too close for my bow, I put my pick away and take out my stone sword suddenly regretting all that iron that I used on making a generator, extractor, and ore smasher and wishing I woulda' spared 2 measly bars for a real sword.  Or maybe some armor.

I start swinging expertly at the ogre timing my blows to avoid the invulnerability frames while attacking as quickly as possible, but it simply does too much damage too quickly.  I don't even have time to eat my cooked porkchops I keep in my quickbar.  I managed to stay on the platform the whole fight though, and almost pushed the thing into the lava.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1870 on: March 22, 2011, 02:52:43 pm »

Jumped into some fuzzies, fell into some bottomless pits.


Well, more like repeatedly jumped into the same fuzzy and fell into the same pit.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1871 on: March 22, 2011, 03:02:42 pm »

I got punched by giant flaming monacled gorilla that punches so hard explosions come out. And he's the fastest enemy in the game.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1872 on: March 22, 2011, 03:18:46 pm »

This wasn't me, but it was still amusing.

There is a collection of TF2 servers from the Crit Sandvich network. One of them has a class/weapon randomizer. This leads to such interesting combos as a scout wielding the demo's big-ass swords, heavies being equipped with mediguns or sniper rifles, spies with miniguns, stuff like that. If you die, you respawn as a different class with three more randomly selected weapons.

Around the middle of a match, I hear the team's former engineer (which I doubt was the actual engineer class) exclaim over voice that you shouldn't use the Ullapool Caber in an attempt to upgrade constructions.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1873 on: March 22, 2011, 05:35:14 pm »

Running around having both my main fighting characters dead and a gaint troll with horads of orc things chasing me in Dragon Age 2.

Maybe I shouldn't have just charged blindly into him.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #1874 on: March 22, 2011, 06:08:28 pm »

I lagged out just is i walked into a bush with five baron empowered champions in it -.-

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