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[Rolan7]

Escort quest.  Like the previous mission, except the VIP there jumped off a bridge and cast reraise-regen-protection on herself in a hard-to-reach corner of a waterfall.

In this mission, the VIP jumped on a wall I was 3-4 turns away from scaling, taunted the enemy, and shot one in the face.  He got wrecked on *turn 2*, despite me actually bringing a chemist who threw him a potion.
Because the enemy force has three black mages who start out in range!!

And apparently VIPs getting KO'd is game-over, no chance for phoenix down.  To be fair, that applies to enemy VIPs as well...  "Assassination" missions are satisfying, even if story-wise they usually are allowed to crawl off (or pull some teleportation BS).

Still though.  I guess my chemist needs to learn how hi-potions work, so he can throw one properly.  And my knights should probably strip and be monks, again...  Might give them enough jump to scale the wall in time.

Final Fantasy Tactics (mobile)

[SOLDIER First]

Peeking out from a corner in Corvega with my newly acquired shotgun, where a group of Raiders were discussing recent Feral Ghoul attacks. I decided to expend the grenade I had picked up about the same time as the shotgun to take them out at once.

You know how you can aim down your sights to look around corners with guns? That stops working when you hit the grenade key.

Fallout 4, Survival Mode

[Iceblaster]

That's... An oversight that should've been caught

though to be honest, when i toss a grenade around a corner, i just move over like. three centimeters and 99% of the time my face is intact.

the other 1%, it's usually found in the opposite direction of my target

[ReynTheLord]

Binding of isaac afterbirth, died due to dark bum stealing muh hearts

[BlackFlyme]

Ark: Survival Evolved.

Got killed by an NPC tribal. The fucker just camped my base, so I can't go back.

[SOLDIER First]

Peeking out from a corner in Corvega with my newly acquired shotgun, where a group of Raiders were discussing recent Feral Ghoul attacks. I decided to expend the grenade I had picked up about the same time as the shotgun to take them out at once.

You know how you can aim down your sights to look around corners with guns? That stops working when you hit the grenade key.

Fallout 4, Survival Mode

Killed 3/4ths of Corvega, including the turrets and Jared, who was an easy Laser Musket takedown. On my way to heal poor Dogmeat, who bravely charged into a room of Raiders who promptly took his bitch ass out and left him to rot on his injured legs, I faced a Raider Scum with a surprisingly powerful weapon in the open.

[edit] Severely underestimated the range of my own Molotov. I could do this fucking place in my sleep by now.

[EnigmaticHat]

Came back to Smite after not playing for 2 years.

They did not adjust my unranked MMR at all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Smite

[itisnotlogical]

Apparently, a guard leaving the party has to be searched, as well as any gimps/butchers entering. Guards also aren't allowed to take weapons outside, shoot on sight if you discover such.

Then later, I finally got the target. He had some passed-out gimps in bed with him, but I assumed they wouldn't wake up. I assumed wrong, and they could also actually see and identify me despite being drugged out of their minds.

Finally beat it though, faster and cleaner than I managed to beat any level of Silent Assassin.

Hitman: Contracts.

[Akura]

Reached the thirteenth and final round of Back Alley Brawl... which consists of a duel with a supermagical assassin. I managed to kill him, mostly by cheesing him with my pistol, and stabbing him when he recoiled from being shot. Little did I know, he was also keeping time frozen for at least half a dozen elite soldiers, including the Royal Interrogator - a difficult boss in his own right. I thought I managed to kill the Interrogator with a bullet to the face, and started shooting guards in the face with my crossbow. Didn't kill the Interrogator like I thought, so I backpedaled while shooting bolts and stabbing stunned guards, including one that might have killed the Interrogator. Unfortunately, I wasn't watching behind me, and managed to back off the edge of the map and fall to my death.

Still managed to get a 3-star rating(the highest). Partly because in the rounds previous, I managed to DFA-kill every Tallboy and even the Interrogator from a previous round.

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Dishonored: Dunwall City Trials.

[itisnotlogical]

"Hey Snake, avoid the Stryker with three easy-to-shoot guys and no other threat! Instead, go into the alley with infinitely-respawning PMCs on one side and infinitely-respawning militia on the other. Nothing will go wrong. Not a thing."

MGS4.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I like how your username is a perfectly valid response to that situation.

[ein]

20k persian separatists showed up out of nowhere and trashed my army

timmy may be made of paper, but that also means he can never keep his rebels in check

eu4

[George_Chickens]

I was born to a poor, American, single mother family. My father died in a horrible accident just a few years after I was born. Petty crime and drug addiction began at a young age, and it was not long before I was jailed for my actions. After my three years was up, I completed trade school, but was homeless.

I moved often, to areas well beyond my wealth bracket and robbed them blind almost every year. I reinvested the stolen money in jewellery and stocks to fund my addiction, and I soon found an alcoholic, jobless wife, and had to become an electrician to survive. I started not only robbing houses, but my job, too. It was not long before things became violent, and my wife was soon absolutely kicking my arse in fights. My health dropped drastically, and soon I suffered a cracked femur and a fatal car crash not so long after. Probably my goddamn wife.

Real Lives 2007

[RickRollYou2]

I was born to a poor, American, single mother family. My father died in a horrible accident just a few years after I was born. Petty crime and drug addiction began at a young age, and it was not long before I was jailed for my actions. After my three years was up, I completed trade school, but was homeless.

I moved often, to areas well beyond my wealth bracket and robbed them blind almost every year. I reinvested the stolen money in jewellery and stocks to fund my addiction, and I soon found an alcoholic, jobless wife, and had to become an electrician to survive. I started not only robbing houses, but my job, too. It was not long before things became violent, and my wife was soon absolutely kicking my arse in fights. My health dropped drastically, and soon I suffered a cracked femur and a fatal car crash not so long after. Probably my goddamn wife.

Real Lives 2007

I gotta say... I thought this was one of those "real life" posts before doing a quick search and realising it's an actual game...

[SaberToothTiger]

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