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[heydude6]

Threw a dagger at a crypt from across the room, ran over to it.  That stupid leprechaun beat me to the gold the crypt dropped 1 turn from my arrival, without a dagger I simply rubbed my face on him.  The resulting not-dance killed me.

meteors inbound

It's crypt of the necrodancer. Probably playing as Aria.

[Flying Dice]

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And then we ran into a pair of script kiddies at trainyard and all got auto-headshotted through solid walls.

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Rust

[hector13]

Ha. Ho Lee Fuk. /utterly childish

[Catmeat]

My younger brother and I were playing arms race, we give eachother a few in game days to prepare before we take gloves off, we enabled begginers chest, i was making a coffee and he had chosen what he wanted from the chest and left a few sticks saplings and a wodden axe for me. I suspect he had pickaxe, anyway after day 2 I had sealed my entrance with dirt to hide it, had a farm going and started mining for iron.. he had gone quiet but I didnt consider it to ve suspicous, aftet digging a staircase I got smacked from behind and spun on the spot asduming a zombie was present, nope it had hit me twice more before I see steves ugly cubed craniun blankly whacking me with a steel sword, "FUCK" I leap up screaming, "you little shit"
His face went from joy of defeating his undefeated sister to a blushed embarisment as he had ignored the rules of war "there are no rules" i quietly muttered to myself and threatened to hit him.
So i ended up having to do the dishes he created... well mostly him, his half empty bowls of milk and protien powder scum coated mugs.
We do such deathmatches to decide who does chores, its just strange to lose.

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Minecraft of course

[Lightningfalcon]

God damned bullet hell bullshit

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Undertale

[Akura]

ARBBAAGAHNHH! I'm going to stab that Ruin Maniac if he causes me to lose another Hidden Encounter!!

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Pokemon Omega Ruby.

Explanation: You can use the DexNav to drum up encounters with Pokemon you've already caught, in the areas they are found in. They appear on the map as a Hidden Pokemon; in the field they stay in one place but in caves and on water they teleport around. They also appear at random. To battle a Hidden Pokemon, you have sneak up to them using the analog pad(NOT the D-Pad!) or they'll run away. They also run if a moving NPC walks too close to them. The benefits of grinding this way is that every single time you encounter a species, the Search Level for the species goes up. At higher Search Levels, Hidden Pokemon can spawn with benefits such as having their Hidden Ability, being several levels higher, an Egg move replacing their first move, or having 1-3 guaranteed perfect IVs(the rest can end up perfect as well if you're lucky).

I'm trying to find the latter bonus with a male Mawile so I could breed it with the female I've had this entire time. I've also got a female Torchic that is in the same Egg Group(Field) that's compatible(perfect IV starters are valuable trade fodder). Actually, a lot of Pokemon are in the Field group, so the lucky Mawile I find is going to be very busy. The problem is, that the only place I can get Mawile using the DexNav is one room where there's a Ruin Maniac running in circles, and a good number of the spawns that show up end up moving into his walk path - resulting in a lost encounter and a waste of time.

[Culise]

If you just need a Field-group 'mon with great IVs, I have a 5-IV Nidoran-M or male Hippopotas I could send you.  I think I have three six-IV Dittos and a four-IV Mawile (female) as well, though I'm not sure if you're interested in those given that I'm pretty sure the first three are hacked (no pentagon means Poketransfer and they came from Unova, a gen with mass Pokegenning) and the last is female rather than male, and thus incompatible for breeding with your also-female Mawile. 

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Chapter Twenty: The Sword or The Knee.
I'm far enough into the castle that Walhart can attack Chrom for the final showdown. I don't have anyone else to worry about up there either, so I move a few people down to take out the reinforcements from outside - Cherche is first up to take out a General... That's in front of a Sage. I manage to take him and his other Sage buddy out, but there's a third nearby. I hoped he wasn't in range even though I knew he was.

Cherche is dead. I'm willing to let her go to finish the Chapter, like I'd done with Kellam on an earlier file, as soon as the enemy turn finishes.
Her death opened Virion to the enemy forces, and without her substantial defense bonus he was easy prey.
I decided not to sacrifice both of them for such a stupid mistake.

Fire Emblem: Awakening

[TheDarkStar]

I died in the Outer Lands because I wanted to see what happened if you touched the blocks outside the passageways. As it turns out, you die.

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Minecraft (Simply Magic modpack, FTB). It's a really good thing that a grave was left. By the way, does Silk Touch move graves without breaking them and can a wand focus of equal trade get it for me? The grave exists, but it's above some blocks that will probably eat all my really expensive items.)

[pisskop]

Threw a dagger at a crypt from across the room, ran over to it.  That stupid leprechaun beat me to the gold the crypt dropped 1 turn from my arrival, without a dagger I simply rubbed my face on him.  The resulting not-dance killed me.

meteors inbound

It's crypt of the necrodancer. Probably playing as Aria.

sry yupn
i like aria, shes my standard character, but i find myself playing cadance a lot but only using a dagger and items aria can and restarting if i get hit or miss beats

[SOLDIER First]

Chapter 20, round two. Everything proceeds about the same (except Say'ri eating a 29%!! hit, somehow, from a GENERAL). Chrom is luring Excellus into ra 41 damage?! Out of his 48 HP?!

The Heroes finished him off the same turn.
Awakening, again

[Tawa]

You know how to check how much HP damage someone will do, right? You just compare the attacker's Attack stat (which itself is composed of their Strength or Magic added to their weapon's Might) to the defender's Defense or Resistance, depending on whether you're up against magic or physical attacks.

I picked it up as a vital, need-to-know aspect of the game in Mystery of the Emblem, where the modern damage comparison screen had yet to be invented, but you've basically got to do it on harder difficulties in most games, because baiting an enemy who can attack from range while operating on the assumption "this guy has high RES and that guy's a magic user so we should be OK" is risky at best.

[SOLDIER First]

I do, but I forgot this one instance. Most chapters lately have been "strategically place people just inside the enemy's range" instead of checking Defense and all that, because it's gotten when pairs can either two-shot or Dual Strike most anyone to death.
Should have known his chronic Res shortage would screw me over.

[Akura]

If anyone in Dewford Town finds the bloated corpse of a Ruin Maniac on the nearby beach with a massive rusted metal spike in his chest... yeah that was totally me.

Bastard cost me a 3-star Mawile(meaning 3 perfect IVs).

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Pokemon Omega Ruby. Did catch two 2-star Mawiles, both male. One has a perfect HP and Attack IV. The other I haven't calculated, but I think it was Sp.Defense and Speed. Naturally, the Attack IV Mawile is more valuable, plus he has an Impish Nature(1.1x multiplier to base Defense, 0.9x to Sp.Attack according to the calculator).

If you just need a Field-group 'mon with great IVs, I have a 5-IV Nidoran-M or male Hippopotas I could send you.  I think I have three six-IV Dittos and a four-IV Mawile (female) as well, though I'm not sure if you're interested in those given that I'm pretty sure the first three are hacked (no pentagon means Poketransfer and they came from Unova, a gen with mass Pokegenning) and the last is female rather than male, and thus incompatible for breeding with your also-female Mawile.

Nah, it's cool, I'm working on getting them bred-up myself.

[IronTomato]

Created a very accurate clone of Flappy Bird.

Warioware DIY