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[The Transcendent Tyrant]

People really need to include the games they were playing in here. Anyone have any ideas about the ones on the first page? (They sound awesome!)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It was dark, I was eaten by a Grue.
Before that, Lion as soon as I woke up.
Before that, Punched to death by a child.
Before that, Savaged by a dog.

[Eugenitor]

People really need to include the games they were playing in here.

I think it's funnier without explanations, like this is stuff that just kinda happens to us all the time.

Flew a slow-moving ship through extremely fast enemy fire. It was armored, but not THAT armored...

[Farce]

Not technically death, but I got killed by Chibi Alice using Confusion.

Alice is awesome.  I'm pretty I had to actively try to keep my Raymoo at a higher level than her.

Then she went and evolved into Lolice.  Lame.


Anyway, my latest death was from a facehugger.  All the damn docs were out herping about the station I guess, so I exploded before I could even get analyzed.  The chestburster that came out got gunned down by the Head of Security, who was trying to help me, though, so there's that.

It sucked so much, the geneticist had gotten me TK and X-ray vision that round.  Saaad times.

[Muz]

People really need to include the games they were playing in here.

I think it's funnier without explanations, like this is stuff that just kinda happens to us all the time.

Put it in a spoiler tag, then. I didn't play a game since I last posted here, so didn't die

[warhammer651]

5 of Cesare Borgia's guards attacked me as I was doing some tricky platforming.  The fall took away a good portion of my health, and their crossbows did the rest

[Argembarger]

I haven't died recently, but I did kill 4 intrepid adventurers arbitrarily because they did really stupid things.

You all pass around and drink from the mystery flask? Seriously?? Ok, yeah, sure, whatever. You die. No, put the dice down. You're dead, Jim.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I haven't died recently, but I did kill 4 intrepid adventurers arbitrarily because they did really stupid things.

You all pass around and drink from the mystery flask? Seriously?? Ok, yeah, sure, whatever. You die. No, put the dice down. You're dead, Jim.

Can you blame them? It could have been BOOZE!!!!

[Argembarger]

I mean,

They looted the flask from an undead cult leader's corpse

I guess it COULD have been Booze.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Got howitzer'd repeatedly while playing a U4E match in UT99... With over 50 bots.(I've hit 1k bots, but usually it doesn't matter all that much as they can only spawn so fast)

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

That bastard Tuna shot me in the back of the head while I was dealing with his two goons.

[Mindmaker]

I mean,

They looted the flask from an undead cult leader's corpse

I guess it COULD have been Booze.

Randomized loot for the win!

[Creaca]

Shot multiple times with a .50 caliber Anti-Material rifle while attempting to navigate through a heavly trapped killzone.

[Keita]

Black dragon in a swamp.

Why the hell was I only only one running?

[debvon]

I tripped and fell face first into a sentry, and then I exploded.