Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Chaoswizkid]

Got stunned by Ryze, hit with a rock by Malphite, hopped on by Pantheon, and I think Viegar was somewhere around there just itching to murder me. Killed while running away from our second destroyed top turret as LeBlanc with my flash, w, and r on cd. =(

[LoSboccacc]

sent with a repair team to a wrecked ship, with not enough air tanks for everyone.

found an O2 canister. Concentrated O2. Got a seizure and died.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

spacestation 13, boarding a luna derelict

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I decided that going into the stomach of a giant alien in order to kill it from the inside was a good idea. Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that I had barely any ammo left :I

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

I decided that going into the stomach of a giant alien in order to kill it from the inside was a good idea. Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that I had barely any ammo left :I

Lost Planet 2?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ja. The category G at the end of episode one.

[Xanatos Jr.]

A dreadnaught gunned me down while I was occupied with an intense sniper duel in the heart of the enemy base.

[Greiger]

Got attacked by an assassin. Who slashed me with her sword twice in an overly fancy way.  Fortunately I was slightly overhealed and managed to barely live.  And I immediately countered with a lv 3 assault charge that sent her off the arena.

Unfortunately her friend the slimbot shot me once afterward and killed me.  Prompting an embarrassing comment from the announcer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Monday Night Combat PC Beta  (It's like TF2 had a baby with LoL)

[Itnetlolor]

Arena Mode. My adept dwarf got devastated by an adept giant scorpion. Mauled my arms, crushed my abdomen, then poisoned me after destroying my brain.

Spoiler: Post-Mortem (click to show/hide)

*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Starting New Arena **
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You attack Giant Desert Scorpion 1 but She jumps away!
You kick Giant Desert Scorpion 1 in the left fourth foot with your right foot, shattering the chitin!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 charges at You!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 misses You!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 grabs You by the right hand with her left pincer!
You are no longer stunned.
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 locks Your right wrist with Giant Desert Scorpion 1's left pincer!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 bends Your right hand with Giant Desert Scorpion 1's left pincer, shattering the right wrist's bone!
A ligament in the right wrist has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
You miss Giant Desert Scorpion 1!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 releases the joint lock of Giant Desert Scorpion 1's left pincer on Your right hand.
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 snatches You in the lower body with her right pincer, tearing the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 latches on firmly!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's fat and bruising the muscle!
You miss Giant Desert Scorpion 1!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 shakes You around by the lower body, tearing apart the lower body's fat and bruising the muscle!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 snatches You in the left lower arm with her right pincer, tearing apart the muscle!
A sensory nerve has been severed!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 latches on firmly!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 shakes You around by the left lower arm, tearing apart the left lower arm's muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery in the left lower arm has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 releases the grip of Giant Desert Scorpion 1's left pincer on Your right hand.
You miss Giant Desert Scorpion 1!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 grabs You by the thumb, right hand with her right pincer!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 releases the grip of Giant Desert Scorpion 1's right pincer on Your thumb, right hand.
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 grabs You by the third toe, left foot with her right pincer!
You miss Giant Desert Scorpion 1!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 releases the grip of Giant Desert Scorpion 1's right pincer on Your third toe, left foot.
You give in to pain.
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 grabs You by the fifth toe, left foot with her left pincer!
Giant Desert Scorpion 1 stings You in the head, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Giant desert scorpion venom is injected into the Your dwarf blood!
You have been struck down.

[warhammer651]

German tanks were tearing up my posoition around the hill I was supposed to defend. After a few lucky mortar shots destroyed my final Anti-Tank gun and HMG team, I decided to order a retreat.

Then a tiger-II came up from the south and blew my command squad to bits.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Firefight

[Samio]

Got attacked by an assassin. Who slashed me with her sword twice in an overly fancy way.  Fortunately I was slightly overhealed and managed to barely live.  And I immediately countered with a lv 3 assault charge that sent her off the arena.

Unfortunately her friend the slimbot shot me once afterward and killed me.  Prompting an embarrassing comment from the announcer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Monday Night Combat PC Beta  (It's like TF2 had a baby with LoL)

You made me buy that...

[nenjin]

A dreadnaught gunned me down while I was occupied with an intense sniper duel in the heart of the enemy base.

Sauce? Sounds 40k....yet it sounds like a FPS.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

While standing in my moon colony without my helmet on I accidentally jumped.  Then I lagged.  Low gravity plus low ceiling of the weird air holdy in force field things didn't help me.

[The Doctor]

Sounds like Cortex Command to me, Nenjin

[Goron]

Turned a corner of a ruined stone wall. I knew enemies were on the other side for I saw projectiles going both to and fro.
As I sliced the pie, I realized the enemies were on the other side, like, literally. I was face to face with a guy about to throw an ax at one of my teammates.
I managed to raise my crossbow and loose a quarrel but the other guy manged to adjust his aim and throw his ax at me...
He lived.
I died.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

mount & blade:warband crpg mod

[ein]

Gibbed by a machine gun retexed to look like a heavy bolter.