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[Cthulhu]

I was on my way to my friend's birthday party when bandits attacked.  I got hit in the gut with an arrow and decided to try the "push it through" strategy.

I'm a fucking dumbass.

Long Live the Queen.

[Thexor]

Modded my new favourite weapon, a rocket launcher, boosting its blast damage to ~2000. Previous, the blast damage wasn't too worrying, especially since my warframe can self-heal. But then I entered a high-level mission with a cryogenics leak, passively halving my shield durability, right after adding these mods.

Many self-inflicted one-shot kills ensued. I spent most of the mission camping the objective with a Frost, whose primary job was apparently reviving me as I constantly exploded myself. 

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Warframe. Spent several missions learning how awesome Penta + Trinity is. Spent the next mission or two learning that it's risky modding your explosive weapon faster than your suit defense.

[Jacob/Lee]

We storm a meth lab and proceed to attempt to cook meth ourselves. Nienhaus, one of my crew, created meth of such godlike quality that the lab exploded and set the second floor of the building on fire. Apparently still needing to cook meth in the suddenly much more dangerous meth lab, we run outside with no idea what we're supposed to do. Cue Juggernaut landing from a helicopter and steamrolling all four of us, ending with Chains, who stood no chance despite his ridiculous amount of health.

PAYDAY 2.

[Nienhaus]

We storm a meth lab and proceed to attempt to cook meth ourselves. Nienhaus, one of my crew, created meth of such godlike quality that the lab exploded and set the second floor of the building on fire. Apparently still needing to cook meth in the suddenly much more dangerous meth lab, we run outside with no idea what we're supposed to do. Cue Juggernaut landing from a helicopter and steamrolling all four of us, ending with Chains, who stood no chance despite his ridiculous amount of health.

PAYDAY 2.

The godlike meth blowing up for being to amazing.

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And us dying.

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[Donuts]

We storm a meth lab and proceed to attempt to cook meth ourselves. Nienhaus, one of my crew, created meth of such godlike quality that the lab exploded and set the second floor of the building on fire. Apparently still needing to cook meth in the suddenly much more dangerous meth lab, we run outside with no idea what we're supposed to do. Cue Juggernaut landing from a helicopter and steamrolling all four of us, ending with Chains, who stood no chance despite his ridiculous amount of health.

PAYDAY 2.

The godlike meth blowing up for being to amazing.

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And us dying.

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Bulldozers are douchebags.

[kisame12794]

This FUCKING Sectopod. Jesus Christ. Seriously. It just walks up, blasts my guys, and we're too busy trying to revive downed agents to shoot the fucking thing. And, when we do grind it down to its last bit of health, the game spawns drones, and heal the fucking thing back to full. AUUUUUGH.

The Bureau: X-Com declassified.

All of my hate for Mutons and Sectopods.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Invaded and killed three times by the same guy while waiting for someone to summon me for the final boss, ended up giving up and just killing it.

DS2

[Johuotar]

There was a small backwards nation of Poland. They were small but they were content. Then the beloved leader heard about fascinating thing called IDEOLOGIES. He decided that his nation would become autotarian to protect its borders against threat of larger and more advanced nations.

Treasury goes from +200 turn to -50. -15 happiness penalty for unpopular ideology. Barbarian uprising. Cities rebel.

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 civilization V

[Gulddom]

I shot a zombie dog with a flare and then burned to death inside a fire station.
Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead

[Jacob/Lee]

I shot a zombie dog with a flare and then burned to death inside a fire station.
Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead

The terrible irony.

[The Scout]

Down to 9 people.

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Banished

[HFS]

"Alright, figured out the patterns of these enemies...time for the boss. What's he called..."

"Ornstein and Smough, huh?"

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Dark Souls

[Sirus]

I played Rogue Legacy. Enough said.

[Mego]

"Alright, figured out the patterns of these enemies...time for the boss. What's he called..."

"Ornstein and Smough, huh?"

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Dark Souls

Biggie Smalls is probably the hardest boss fight of the game. Don't worry, you'll beat them eventually. You just have to learn their patterns.

Pro tip: Shields are useless in that fight, as is heavy armor. 2H your weapon and go naked. Fast rolling will save your life.

[Thexor]

"Alright, figured out the patterns of these enemies...time for the boss. What's he called..."

"Ornstein and Smough, huh?"

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Dark Souls

Biggie Smalls is probably the hardest boss fight of the game. Don't worry, you'll beat them eventually. You just have to learn their patterns.

Pro tip: Shields are useless in that fight, as is heavy armor. 2H your weapon and go naked. Fast rolling will save your life.

Also, don't bother damaging both of them at once. (This is in contrast to a similar fight in DS2, where you must damage both of them at once.)

I spent so long trying to land GCF on both of them... only to find out how useless an endeavour that was when I finally killed one of them.