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[SeriousConcentrate]

Oh, that really sucks, Kisame.

[kisame12794]

Yeah, I kinda died a little on the inside. Got him the next go round anyway.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Gratz. ^^^

Up next is the FPS killer called Blighttown. Good luck, and pack plenty of Purple Moss/Blooming Purple Moss!

[Urist Imiknorris]

And if you didn't get the Spider Shield, do so.

[inEQUALITY]

Turns out I'm an idiot by trying to spec as a Horse Archer and tackling anything harder than looters or a very small band of deserters/bandits. A Sassanid start can turn to Hard Mode quickly if you don't play smart. Desert Bandits. Not even once.

Mount & Blade: Warband

[WillowLuman]

Come back with some Khergit friends and soon you'll be selling desert bandit gear for beer money.

[Sinlessmoon]

Khergits are wonderful early game troops to get. That's why I always end up starting in Khergit territory every native playthrough. That and motherfucking horse archers.

[pisskop]

Those stupid sassarands are the most OP thing in the vanilla game, imo.  Every heavy mounted cataphract I see means a dead elite for me and more reason to stock a pike/xbows/bolt/bolt kit during defensive sieges.

Also Rhodoks ftw.

[Jacob/Lee]

Nooooords. If only the huscarls were smart enough to not lower their shield just as a couched lance nears their face.

[Sinlessmoon]

Blah, Nords are badass but for gods sakes they are so slow on the world map, that was the main reason I picked Khergit. My 100 horse archers could easily catch 50 Nords.

[Greiger]

I got shieldbashed to death.  It seems that the rumors are indeed true that a shield is the highest DPS weapon in the game.  Checking my log the one time they used their sword they hit me for 50.  Every hit from their shield hit me for around 170 and they could bash with their shield faster than swinging their sword.  Not only that, because their shield was up all my attacks did reduced damage, and all of my charge attacks got interrupted because interrupts are what yer actually supposed to use that for.

Yet another notch to the list of badly balanced crap about this clearly untested game.

Elder Scrolls Online.

(Tangentially related to the conversation since my opponent was wearing a nord helmet.)

[kisame12794]

After waiting for XCOM to download for five days, I finally get to play. Annnnd watch my soldiers die because of misclicks. I lost the Heavy I got from the tutorial, and a Recruit, all because my mouse double clicked when I pressed the key once. Almost lost an Assault too.

XCOM: Enemy Within. Thinking of picking up the Long War mod, but I'll try to finish vanilla first.

[Jack_Bread]

Having just been ambushed by an enderman I had apparently looked at, I start running back towards my gear, which was quite far away. I get there with little difficulty and jump down a ledge to continue exploring... only to die again. That's when I learned the mod I was using doesn't respawn you at full health.

Minecraft with Terrafirmacraft installed.

[Satarus]

The very first enemy in the game runs up to me and lands a crit with his machete. 

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Shadowrun Returns.  Shoulda invested those karma points into body instead of starting with kneecapping shotgun skill.

[Glloyd]

My first mission on Slient Hunter IV, everything went really well and we were on the way back to base. Then just before I got to base, the game started running badly and I couldn't slow time compression in time. We crashed into the port. Fuuuuuuuuuu-

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Silent Hunter IV, as mentioned earlier. Thus ends the short journey of S-37. Not the brightest sub in the fleet.

I'm going to reload that because, come on that was unavoidable, I'll just be less reckless with time compression.

This is my life in Silent Hunter V. Of course, I'm running about 23 mods on there as well. I found that manually adjusting the compression values so that it renders at 512 compression reduces crashes, but it's probably different for SHIV.